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danieluigi — Ace attorney Daniel Wright Chapter 1
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???:all right todays the day i start my case???: oh i guess i should introduce myself i'm Daniel. Daniel Wright
Daniel:today i start my first day as a attorney and it looks like my first case isn't going to be a easy one i have two people i have to defend.
NekoEmerald and The Protector of the mushroom kingdom himself Mario.
Daniel: this doesn't look like it'll be easy but i'll try my best.
COURT IS NOW IN SECESSION
Daniel:well at the very least the judge looks nice.
???:i'm judge NekoHybrid
Nekohybrid:and to would each attorney please state there names
Daniel: Daniel Wright Your honor
LuigiKirby: LuigiKirby Your honor
Nekohybrid:will the Two Defendants state their Names As well
Nekoemerald: I'm Nekoemerald Your honor
Mario: its'a Me Mario Your honor
Nekohybrid: good now that we got the names down Let's get to the case..
Nekohybrid: Mario and Nekoemerald You two are accused of a hit and run.let's begin then.
NekoHybrid: the prosecution May bring his first witness
Luigikirby: thank you your honor the prosecution calls Waluigi to the stand.
Daniel: (uh oh it's That time then)
Waluigi: wa i'm waluigi why the heck did you call me here
Luigikirby: Waluigi did you witness the incident that happened November 8 2013
Waluigi: i did witness it from my bridle Boutique.
Luigikirby: will you please explain what you saw.
Waluigi: if it'll get me back to my job then yes
Daniel: (Ok here it is his testimony)
Waluigi: Wa well you see it was really late that night actually it wasn't night it was The Morning. you see what i saw was a weapon i don't know what it was it looked like a bat i couldn't tell it was to dark. any ways i heard something it sounded like a thud i had to stay and work so i didn't go and check but i did see a glimmer of that red cap.
Nekohybrid: well it's the defenses turn to Cross Exam the testimony
Daniel: Yes Your honor
CROSS EXAMINATION
Waluigi: Wa well you see it was really late that night actually it wasn't night it was The Morning. you see what i saw was a weapon i don't know what it was it looked like a bat...
HOLD IT
Daniel: a bat well i have some evidence right here.
TAKE THAT
Daniel: as you can see this was the Weapon that was used at the crime was Not a bat but a Hammer.
OBJECTION
Luigikirby : your forgetting the witness said it was to dark to see it..
OBJECTION
Daniel: TO DARK MY BUTT if it was to dark then he wouldn't be able to see the glimmer of Mario's hat
Luigikirby:!
Daniel: clearly you didn't know what was going on but i still find it hard to believe that you were working in the morning what time was it Waluigi?
Waluigi: 5:00am
Luigikirby: you see he couldn't have done it....
HOLD IT
Daniel: there is one more thing i have to ask?
Waluigi: whats that?
Daniel: what kind of Bridle Boutique Stays open at 5 in the Morning
Waluigi: we'er a 24 hour store it's not my fault if you got a problem take it up with my manger Proton Jon.
Daniel: well it Wasn't you i guess you can go then..
Nekohybrid: prosecutor please bring your next witness
Luigikirby: yes your honor. the prosecution calls Bowser to the stand
Bowser: GWAAA WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT.
Nekohybrid: bowser please lower your voice
Bowser: gwaa fine.
Luigikirby: please tell us what you saw at the indecent
Bowser: Gwaaa let me tell you what happened that furry one over there was helping out with that STUPID MARIO. yeah i saw he took out the security camera. he broke it and guess who it was Mario. he did it i can confirm that he did he had his hammer and hit him.and thats all i saw.
Nekohybrid: all Daniel it's time for your cross examination
Daniel: got it
CROSS EXAMINATION
Bowser: Gwaaa let me tell you what happened that furry one over there was helping out with that STUPID MARIO. yeah i saw he took out the security camera....
HOLD IT
Daniel: how exactly did Mr.Nekoemerald take the camera down if he didn't have a weapon
Bowser: Gwaa HEY YOU THINK I KNOW EVERYTHING HE PROBABLY THREW A ROCK AT IT OR SOMETHING
Nekohybrid: Mr.Bowser Your voice
Bowser: gwaa fine.
Daniel: (jeez i knew he would yell but i didn't think he'd go this far)
Nekohybrid: continue
Bowser: and guess who it was Mario. he did it i can confirm that he did he had his hammer and hit him....
HOLD IT
Bowser: GWAAA what now
Daniel:you say "hit him" who did he hit exactly.
Bowser: Gwaa.
Daniel: you don't know do you.
Bowser: of course i know it was.....
OBJECTION
Luigikirby: your honor please he obviously couldn't see the victim there for....
OBJECTION
Daniel: Couldn't see huh well he could sure see Mario And Nekoemerald Clear as day.
Luigikirby: ! ( uh oh..)
Daniel: Now i want a Answer Who was the victim Bowser
Bowser: uhhh... it... was... Peach?
Daniel: you know who it was it was Luigi.
Bowser: right i knew that
Daniel: right and i suppose you know what time it was.
Bowser: 5:00 am.
Daniel: thats.... right?
Bowser: gwaa haha you see i was there
Daniel: i guess he didn't do it either.
Daniel: ( well crap theres only one witness left and he looks harmless I'm Sorry Nekoemerald and Mario)
Nekohybrid: please call in the last witness
Luigikirby: yes your honor. the Prosecution call...
???: no need to call i'm already here.
???: how's it going everyone.
Luigikirby: will you please give your testimony Mr.....
???: sure thing
???: let's see it was really late i saw that man Mario Hit his brother with his hammer and knocked him out. he did it then the fluffy one over there came by he want to help Mario get rid of the body so he broke the camera and then knocked Mario out it was Both of them and as soon as Luigi got up He Knocked Him out Again. I'm more surprised he isn't dead but thtas what i saw.
Nekohybrid: Daniel this is your last chance make it count
Daniel: yes your Honor.
CROSS EXAMINATION
???: let's see it was really late i saw that man Mario Hit his brother with his hammer and knocked him out. he did it then the fluffy one over there came by he want to help Mario get rid of the body so he broke the camera and then knocked Mario out it was Both of them and as soon as Luigi got up....
HOLD IT
Daniel: did you say Luigi got up
???: yes
Daniel: LIES
???: What?
Daniel: you see theres no way Luigi could stand up after a violent hit like that Plus he was unconscious for the whole day In fact hes still at the hospital.
???: !! uh.... right i knew that you just didn't give me time to finish the Testimony
Luigikirby: your honor sir let the witness please tell his testimony again.
Nekohybrid: okay i'll allow it.
???: thank you your honor.
???:right right i had forgotten Luigi didn't get up those Two were picking him up and trying to hide his body so no one would find out and that's all i remember that happened that night.
Nekohybrid: all right the Defense may Cross exam the testimony
Daniel: yes your honor.
CROSS EXAMINATION
???: right right i had forgotten Luigi didn't get up those Two were picking him up and trying to hide his body.....
HOLD IT
???: what?
Daniel:you do know that the body was in the same EXACT spot as it was when he got Knocked out right
???: yeah and....
Daniel: AND. AND!!!! you obviously must know that that means he couldn't have been carried away Right.
???: shoot i knew i should have hid the body
Daniel: what was that?!?!?!
???: nothing....
Daniel: hmm i'd like to know one More thing
???: whats that?
Daniel: how did you know that the Victim was struck by the Hammer.
???: uhh..... well..... you see.....
OBJECTION
Luigikirby: your honor please
Nekohybrid: OBJECTION OVERRULED please tell us how you know about the hammer.
???: well uh...
Daniel: and one more thing.
???:.....
Daniel: what time was it when you witnessed the indecent?
???: 6:00 am
OBJECTION
Daniel: 6:00 am
???: yeah.
Daniel: Your. your. YOUR WRONG!!!
???: what but..
OBJECTION
Luigikirby: look there wasn't a clock down town how's he supposed to know the time.
OBJECTION
Daniel: clearly he didn't know even though he said it was "Night" and now he's saying it was 6:00 am in the MORNING.
Luigikirby: uh oh.
???: now wait a minute i didn't do it
Daniel: way to jump to conclusions so quickly.
???: !!!
Daniel: i know you did it!!
???: oh yeah it's not like you have proof.
OBJECTION
Luigikirby: your honor the defense doesn't have any proof of this so i say the witness didn't do it
Daniel: (DAMN IT i was so close)
Nekoemeral:uh Daniel i don't know if this would help but i found this picture in my pocket.
Daniel: huh. let me see..
Daniel: (it's way to dark in this picture i can't see any thing.)
Daniel: (WAIT A Minute! i can enhance this photo right Now)
Daniel: (!!!!)
Daniel: your honor i have some evidence.
Nekohybrid: please show the court.
Daniel: Sure thing.
TAKE THAT.
Daniel: as you can see in this photo i have there are four figures The victim The two Defendants and YOU.
???: what!?!?
Daniel: your guilty and i know it..
OBJECTION
Luigikirby: your honor please that picture was obviously Photoshoped
OBJECTION
Daniel: theres No way this is Photoshoped because i just enchanted the brightness a little.
Luigikirby: (uh oh i might be done.)
Daniel: What were you doing there
???: Well.... uh.... you see.....
Daniel: JUST ANSWER
???: UH... i... it no....
???:SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
???:IDIDNTDOITIDIDNTDOITIDIDNTDOITIDIDNTDOIT.
???: IT WASN'T ME I TELL YOU
Daniel: yes it was there's no getting out of it
???: fine i did it but you can't take me in you don't know my Name
Daniel: (DAMN IT)
Luigikirby: you see if you don't know his name then you can't turn him in sorry guess you lost this case.
Daniel: it's Not over Not Yet.
Mario: hey now that i think about it this guy looks familiar.
Daniel:!
Daniel: Mario please tell me you Know this guy
Mario: hmmm let me think..... ah Now i remember it's Dooplis
Daniel: ah ha!
Daniel: your GUILTY DOOPLIS
Dooplis:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dooplis:NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU.
Daniel: it's over.
Nekohybrid: well that was sure a eventful case the court finds Mario and Nekoemerald NOT GUILTY.
Daniel: whew i did it
Nekoemerald: all right i knew you could do it Daniel.
???: i'm so glad you did it.
Daniel: huh? LUIGI!?!?
Luigi: yep i'm all better now. i'm sorry for thinking it was you brother.
Mario: aw it's ok i'd never do anything like that Luigi. Especially not on your YEAR BRO.
Luigi: hey you remembered it's the year of Luigi.
Mario: right and to celebrate i think we should all get Pizza what do you Say guys
Luigi: ok
Nekoemerald: sounds cool with me
Daniel: PIZZA!!! are you kidding i'd be upset if you asked me not to go.
CASE CLOSED
