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Daniel: ( well crap theres only one witness left and he looks harmless I'm Sorry Nekoemerald and Mario)

Nekohybrid: please call in the last witness
Luigikirby: yes your honor. the Prosecution call...
???: no need to call i'm already here.
???: how's it going everyone.
Luigikirby: will you please give your testimony Mr.....
???: sure thing

???: let's see it was really late i saw that man Mario Hit his brother with his hammer and knocked him out. he did it then the fluffy one over there came by he want to help Mario get rid of the body so he broke the camera and then knocked Mario out it was Both of them and as soon as Luigi got up He Knocked Him out Again. I'm more surprised he isn't dead but thtas what i saw.

Nekohybrid: Daniel this is your last chance make it count
Daniel: yes your Honor.

CROSS EXAMINATION

???: let's see it was really late i saw that man Mario Hit his brother with his hammer and knocked him out. he did it then the fluffy one over there came by he want to help Mario get rid of the body so he broke the camera and then knocked Mario out it was Both of them and as soon as Luigi got up....

HOLD IT

Daniel: did you say Luigi got up
???: yes
Daniel: LIES
???: What?
Daniel: you see theres no way Luigi could stand up after a violent hit like that Plus he was unconscious for the whole day In fact hes still at the hospital.
???: !! uh.... right i knew that you just didn't give me time to finish the Testimony
Luigikirby: your honor sir let the witness please tell his testimony again.
Nekohybrid: okay i'll allow it.
???: thank you your honor.

???:right right i had forgotten Luigi didn't get up those Two were picking him up and trying to hide his body so no one would find out and that's all i remember that happened that night.

Nekohybrid: all right the Defense may Cross exam the testimony
Daniel: yes your honor.

CROSS EXAMINATION

???: right right i had forgotten Luigi didn't get up those Two were picking him up and trying to hide his body.....

HOLD IT

???: what?
Daniel:you do know that the body was in the same EXACT spot as it was when he got Knocked out right
???: yeah and....
Daniel: AND. AND!!!! you obviously must know that that means he couldn't have been carried away Right.
???: shoot i knew i should have hid the body
Daniel: what was that?!?!?!
???: nothing....
Daniel: hmm i'd like to know one More thing
???: whats that?
Daniel: how did you know that the Victim was struck by the Hammer.
???: uhh..... well..... you see.....

OBJECTION

Luigikirby: your honor please
Nekohybrid: OBJECTION OVERRULED please tell us how you know about the hammer.
???: well uh...
Daniel: and one more thing.
???:.....
Daniel: what time was it when you witnessed the indecent?
???: 6:00 am

OBJECTION

Daniel: 6:00 am
???: yeah.
Daniel: Your. your. YOUR WRONG!!!
???: what but..

OBJECTION

Luigikirby: look there wasn't a clock down town how's he supposed to know the time.

OBJECTION

Daniel: clearly he didn't know even though he said it was "Night" and now he's saying it was 6:00 am in the MORNING.
Luigikirby: uh oh.
???: now wait a minute i didn't do it
Daniel: way to jump to conclusions so quickly.
???: !!!
Daniel: i know you did it!!
???: oh yeah it's not like you have proof.

OBJECTION

Luigikirby: your honor the defense doesn't have any proof of this so i say the witness didn't do it
Daniel: (DAMN IT i was so close)
Nekoemeral:uh Daniel i don't know if this would help but i found this picture in my pocket.
Daniel: huh. let me see..
Daniel: (it's way to dark in this picture i can't see any thing.)
Daniel: (WAIT A Minute! i can enhance this photo right Now)
Daniel: (!!!!)
Daniel: your honor i have some evidence.
Nekohybrid: please show the court.
Daniel: Sure thing.

TAKE THAT.

Daniel: as you can see in this photo i have there are four figures The victim The two Defendants and YOU.
???: what!?!?
Daniel: your guilty and i know it..

OBJECTION

Luigikirby: your honor please that picture was obviously Photoshoped

OBJECTION

Daniel: theres No way this is Photoshoped because i just enchanted the brightness a little.
Luigikirby: (uh oh i might be done.)
Daniel: What were you doing there
???: Well.... uh.... you see.....
Daniel: JUST ANSWER
???: UH... i... it no....
???:SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
???:IDIDNTDOITIDIDNTDOITIDIDNTDOITIDIDNTDOIT.
???: IT WASN'T ME I TELL YOU
Daniel: yes it was there's no getting out of it
???: fine i did it but you can't take me in you don't know my Name
Daniel: (DAMN IT)
Luigikirby: you see if you don't know his name then you can't turn him in sorry guess you lost this case.
Daniel: it's Not over Not Yet.
Mario: hey now that i think about it this guy looks familiar.
Daniel:!
Daniel: Mario please tell me you Know this guy
Mario: hmmm let me think..... ah Now i remember it's Dooplis
Daniel: ah ha!
Daniel: your GUILTY DOOPLIS
Dooplis:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dooplis:NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU.
Daniel: it's over.

Nekohybrid: well that was sure a eventful case the court finds Mario and Nekoemerald NOT GUILTY.

Daniel: whew i did it
Nekoemerald: all right i knew you could do it Daniel.
???: i'm so glad you did it.
Daniel: huh? LUIGI!?!?
Luigi: yep i'm all better now. i'm sorry for thinking it was you brother.
Mario: aw it's ok i'd never do anything like that Luigi. Especially not on your YEAR BRO.
Luigi: hey you remembered it's the year of Luigi.
Mario: right and to celebrate i think we should all get Pizza what do you Say guys
Luigi: ok
Nekoemerald: sounds cool with me
Daniel: PIZZA!!! are you kidding i'd be upset if you asked me not to go.

CASE CLOSED

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Daniel: ( well crap theres only one witness left and he looks harmless I'm Sorry Nekoemerald and Mario)

Nekohybrid: please call in the last witness
Luigikirby: yes your honor. the Prosecution call...
???: no need to call i'm already here.
???: how's it going everyone.
Luigikirby: will you please give your testimony Mr.....
???: sure thing

???: let's see it was really late i saw that man Mario Hit his brother with his hammer and knocked him out. he did it then the fluffy one over there came by he want to help Mario get rid of the body so he broke the camera and then knocked Mario out it was Both of them and as soon as Luigi got up He Knocked Him out Again. I'm more surprised he isn't dead but thtas what i saw.

Nekohybrid: Daniel this is your last chance make it count
Daniel: yes your Honor.

CROSS EXAMINATION

???: let's see it was really late i saw that man Mario Hit his brother with his hammer and knocked him out. he did it then the fluffy one over there came by he want to help Mario get rid of the body so he broke the camera and then knocked Mario out it was Both of them and as soon as Luigi got up....

HOLD IT

Daniel: did you say Luigi got up
???: yes
Daniel: LIES
???: What?
Daniel: you see theres no way Luigi could stand up after a violent hit like that Plus he was unconscious for the whole day In fact hes still at the hospital.
???: !! uh.... right i knew that you just didn't give me time to finish the Testimony
Luigikirby: your honor sir let the witness please tell his testimony again.
Nekohybrid: okay i'll allow it.
???: thank you your honor.

???:right right i had forgotten Luigi didn't get up those Two were picking him up and trying to hide his body so no one would find out and that's all i remember that happened that night.

Nekohybrid: all right the Defense may Cross exam the testimony
Daniel: yes your honor.

CROSS EXAMINATION

???: right right i had forgotten Luigi didn't get up those Two were picking him up and trying to hide his body.....

HOLD IT

???: what?
Daniel:you do know that the body was in the same EXACT spot as it was when he got Knocked out right
???: yeah and....
Daniel: AND. AND!!!! you obviously must know that that means he couldn't have been carried away Right.
???: shoot i knew i should have hid the body
Daniel: what was that?!?!?!
???: nothing....
Daniel: hmm i'd like to know one More thing
???: whats that?
Daniel: how did you know that the Victim was struck by the Hammer.
???: uhh..... well..... you see.....

OBJECTION

Luigikirby: your honor please
Nekohybrid: OBJECTION OVERRULED please tell us how you know about the hammer.
???: well uh...
Daniel: and one more thing.
???:.....
Daniel: what time was it when you witnessed the indecent?
???: 6:00 am

OBJECTION

Daniel: 6:00 am
???: yeah.
Daniel: Your. your. YOUR WRONG!!!
???: what but..

OBJECTION

Luigikirby: look there wasn't a clock down town how's he supposed to know the time.

OBJECTION

Daniel: clearly he didn't know even though he said it was "Night" and now he's saying it was 6:00 am in the MORNING.
Luigikirby: uh oh.
???: now wait a minute i didn't do it
Daniel: way to jump to conclusions so quickly.
???: !!!
Daniel: i know you did it!!
???: oh yeah it's not like you have proof.

OBJECTION

Luigikirby: your honor the defense doesn't have any proof of this so i say the witness didn't do it
Daniel: (DAMN IT i was so close)
Nekoemeral:uh Daniel i don't know if this would help but i found this picture in my pocket.
Daniel: huh. let me see..
Daniel: (it's way to dark in this picture i can't see any thing.)
Daniel: (WAIT A Minute! i can enhance this photo right Now)
Daniel: (!!!!)
Daniel: your honor i have some evidence.
Nekohybrid: please show the court.
Daniel: Sure thing.

TAKE THAT.

Daniel: as you can see in this photo i have there are four figures The victim The two Defendants and YOU.
???: what!?!?
Daniel: your guilty and i know it..

OBJECTION

Luigikirby: your honor please that picture was obviously Photoshoped

OBJECTION

Daniel: theres No way this is Photoshoped because i just enchanted the brightness a little.
Luigikirby: (uh oh i might be done.)
Daniel: What were you doing there
???: Well.... uh.... you see.....
Daniel: JUST ANSWER
???: UH... i... it no....
???:SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
???:IDIDNTDOITIDIDNTDOITIDIDNTDOITIDIDNTDOIT.
???: IT WASN'T ME I TELL YOU
Daniel: yes it was there's no getting out of it
???: fine i did it but you can't take me in you don't know my Name
Daniel: (DAMN IT)
Luigikirby: you see if you don't know his name then you can't turn him in sorry guess you lost this case.
Daniel: it's Not over Not Yet.
Mario: hey now that i think about it this guy looks familiar.
Daniel:!
Daniel: Mario please tell me you Know this guy
Mario: hmmm let me think..... ah Now i remember it's Dooplis
Daniel: ah ha!
Daniel: your GUILTY DOOPLIS
Dooplis:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dooplis:NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU.
Daniel: it's over.

Nekohybrid: well that was sure a eventful case the court finds Mario and Nekoemerald NOT GUILTY.

Daniel: whew i did it
Nekoemerald: all right i knew you could do it Daniel.
???: i'm so glad you did it.
Daniel: huh? LUIGI!?!?
Luigi: yep i'm all better now. i'm sorry for thinking it was you brother.
Mario: aw it's ok i'd never do anything like that Luigi. Especially not on your YEAR BRO.
Luigi: hey you remembered it's the year of Luigi.
Mario: right and to celebrate i think we should all get Pizza what do you Say guys
Luigi: ok
Nekoemerald: sounds cool with me
Daniel: PIZZA!!! are you kidding i'd be upset if you asked me not to go.

CASE CLOSED