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Published: 2014-09-09 03:52:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 600; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 0
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Description Experimental art for KCCKirby for winning my kiriban! Thank you for allowing the small wait!

Let's play a game of WHAT DOOR LEADS TO WHAT?
A bowl with a single brown slug atop a table,
Universe with no space - only marshmallows,
Perfume department,
Snowmen made out of Play-Do with their ruler being a small child who eats them when his mother says not to,
Hell, 
Off-brand version of Monsters INC created in Mexico being played out in a silent movie theater.
So, WHICH ONE WILL HE OPEN?
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Comments: 19

NlPPLE [2014-09-11 13:29:46 +0000 UTC]

purple door cause purple is the best color??? yeah B)
just imagine living in your marshmallow house with your marshmallow cat and your marshmallow family making your marshmallow suits for marshmallow conventions

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danneroni In reply to NlPPLE [2014-09-13 18:37:22 +0000 UTC]

LOL omfg
Everything is marshmallow the food is marshmallow the air is marshmallow.....dreams and ideas are marshmallows
god is really a marshmallow

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NefariousSchemes [2014-09-10 01:34:57 +0000 UTC]

Dear gods, you summarized all my worst fears in 8 sentences. This description is one of the most hilarious things I have read at this exact moment, but also many more moments ago as well. Also, I though for a second that Hell and the Snowmen made out of Play-do where both the same door, but, common misconception I am sure, probably just a typo on your part . I'm guessing that one of these doors is tailored to his perception of utopia, so I have to guess, for him, that would be door 2, but honestly, I would go with door one, you have to admit, a bowl, and slug, and even a table, now that's a version of eternity I am fine with. One more thing, is the slug in the bowl? Because if so, this has some serious repercussions metaphysically and politically. Also, tell Kirby if you get the chance that he/she gets a free writing commission from a random creature on the internet for no other reason than a desire, a void, a slug, and a bowl. Thank you so much, you cannot comprehend how profoundly this picture has affected me, I not joking, I have literally been staring at it for 5 minutes straight. What have you done..........But what you don't mention is the door that leads to the lawn with the garden gnome on it, but he is already in that one           

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KCCKirby In reply to NefariousSchemes [2014-09-10 18:14:44 +0000 UTC]

I get a writing? Awesome!

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danneroni In reply to NefariousSchemes [2014-09-10 03:37:27 +0000 UTC]

I didn't even notice I made a typo, I'll have to check on that xD Well, that's up to you. The slug could perhaps have wings, or legs, and have the ease of leaving the bowl. Or, maybe not. All depends on the first fabrication that description created in your mind. I appreciate that as well. I will be sure to let him know you plan on writing something inspired by this!

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coyotees [2014-09-10 00:53:50 +0000 UTC]

oooh this is awesome

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danneroni In reply to coyotees [2014-09-10 01:21:59 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!!

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Vineruu [2014-09-09 19:17:59 +0000 UTC]

WOAAAH This ended up being reallly great!

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danneroni In reply to Vineruu [2014-09-10 01:21:53 +0000 UTC]

Thanks man!

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KCCKirby [2014-09-09 15:11:34 +0000 UTC]

I pick that one!...no.. That one? Maybe that one. >-<

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danneroni In reply to KCCKirby [2014-09-10 01:21:48 +0000 UTC]

Personally, I'd pick that one!

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KCCKirby In reply to danneroni [2014-09-10 18:11:31 +0000 UTC]

That's what I was thinking!

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AjayRulezzz [2014-09-09 03:55:24 +0000 UTC]

5 doors

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danneroni In reply to AjayRulezzz [2014-09-09 03:56:23 +0000 UTC]

There's actually 6....but yes

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NefariousSchemes In reply to danneroni [2014-09-10 01:48:48 +0000 UTC]

5 doors = rash consequences Danny, he has partaken of the green coolaid. He has seen the truth. But why is their rash consequences, is it the fact that doors quantify our reality. One door to utopia, one to damnation. Is he implying that we are gods in the sense that the door we chose can never open itself? Or is he appalled that doors themselves exist, directing us, limiting possibilities with the thought that we leave behind our world, and ascend to something greater when we walk through a door, even if the door is in the middle barren wasteland, we still feel as though we have moved forward, yet in truth, we have moved back. Doors keep us looking forward, but never up, for what use is the sky, when you can walk through a door, and watch it die? And what is this light he speaks of? Obviously there is some tangible light shining through one door, but, what is light when everything in the room is illuminated? How can we judge the darkness when we face our mortality in a perfectly sterile dimension? Is it truly the walking through the door that has rash consequences, or the mere fact that we can choose? And then, 5 doors. When there seems to be six, perhaps he was implying that the one that shines the light is no different from the ones that don't. That our facade of right and wrong closes the one door that matters, our own. And when you inquired of him what door shown the light, he could not answer you, and by virtue of that, he gave the greatest answer of all. Because really, when you look at the door just right, your shadow looks exactly the same. And once he chooses his sad fate, what shall we see, certainly he will see a bright white light, beyond all ever conceived. But what shall we see? He will simply walk through it, emerge on the other side, only his eyes will only reflect the endless landscape in front of him. Yet he shall smile. So basically.....fuck. EXCEPT FOR THE SLUG ONE, YOU WILL ALL SEE THE DAWNING OF A NEW AGE. THE SLUG SHALL RISE, WITH THE BOWL AS HIS WITNESS. Enjoy your eternal marshmallows and horrendously beautiful Mexican dubs infidels

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danneroni In reply to NefariousSchemes [2014-09-10 03:47:35 +0000 UTC]

But you see, if there was no light anywhere, we wouldn't be able to see Kirby and his doors in the first place. Ajay must be talking about another type of light - the light inside. Or perhaps a 'light' - meaning a device that creates a controlled fire to set things on fire/wave around at concerts/light rolled up chemicals that cause cancer and death. Assuming he was talking about the light inside, emotions... uhhhhh? Fuck!

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AjayRulezzz In reply to danneroni [2014-09-09 03:57:46 +0000 UTC]

5 doors = have rash consequences. Only one door shows the light. 

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danneroni In reply to AjayRulezzz [2014-09-09 04:35:43 +0000 UTC]

Which door shows the light?

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AjayRulezzz In reply to danneroni [2014-09-09 04:38:06 +0000 UTC]

uhhhhh? Fuck!

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