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ZombieFighter116 [2019-09-17 17:20:13 +0000 UTC]
Me: "Don't mind me." *watches with great interest*
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Rjs30 [2018-02-10 17:03:32 +0000 UTC]
Nise
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PromiseIwill [2015-07-11 21:21:15 +0000 UTC]
This is really cute, something about the way you paint naruto really makes him seem
like he has a sexier attitude.
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Blueblossom08 [2015-03-09 04:37:28 +0000 UTC]
Omfg this is too cute
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roller323 [2015-01-08 05:36:06 +0000 UTC]
Hiashi and neji: UUU-ZZZUUU-MMMAAA-KKKIII!!!
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Cudegra777 [2014-12-20 18:38:58 +0000 UTC]
Naruto: Um.......This is EXACTLY what it looks like.
Hinata: .////////.
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WesternFan1 In reply to Cudegra777 [2015-03-14 02:39:50 +0000 UTC]
Me: ......... well just use protection.
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Cudegra777 In reply to WesternFan1 [2015-03-14 03:42:00 +0000 UTC]
Naruto: But Hinata says it'll feel better without it!
Hinata: .///////.
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WesternFan1 In reply to Cudegra777 [2015-03-14 12:31:26 +0000 UTC]
Me:........ Fine have fun
*seven years later*
Me: and so bolt, himawari that was how you two we're made!
*bolt and himawari are both traumatized from how I described they we're "made"*
Your Turn Buddy
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Cudegra777 In reply to WesternFan1 [2015-03-14 23:26:36 +0000 UTC]
Naruto: Again?! Really?!
Hinata: You're gonna start this WHOLE thing over again?!
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WesternFan1 In reply to Cudegra777 [2015-03-15 01:10:36 +0000 UTC]
Me: what do you mean start again? there's nothing to start again. it's over. I told both of them about sex and now their both traumatized. I win.
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Cudegra777 In reply to WesternFan1 [2015-03-15 22:05:29 +0000 UTC]
Naruto: No! No! You did this already once! Then you offered to pay us off if we didn't kill you!
Hinata: Then you were broke so you tried to shoot us and surprisingly missed every shot......
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WesternFan1 In reply to Cudegra777 [2015-03-15 22:16:18 +0000 UTC]
Me: but I don't need to do any of that because my mission is over now their little minds have shattered into shards of glass and there's nothing you can do about it. I Win. *Naruto and hinata see bolt and himawari curled up in a fetal position crying there eyes out from what I told them*
Me: And don't think you two can hurt me for it because I'll be far away from you two in a place were you'll never find me. Goodbye.
*I teleport away to a 1880s old western town I then walk into the saloon*
Bartender: what'll you have stranger?
Me: Whiskey.
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WesternFan1 In reply to Cudegra777 [2015-03-16 20:26:30 +0000 UTC]
*Teleports home*
Me: Honey wait I can explain! it's not what you think!
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Cudegra777 In reply to WesternFan1 [2015-03-17 02:00:08 +0000 UTC]
Tsunade: *throws pots, pans and knives at you* You bastard! I gave you the best years of my life!
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WesternFan1 In reply to Cudegra777 [2015-03-17 02:01:22 +0000 UTC]
Me: Honey! you know how much I love you! You are my one true soul mate!
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Cudegra777 In reply to WesternFan1 [2015-03-18 21:29:50 +0000 UTC]
Tsunade: If you love me, then prove it! T_T
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WesternFan1 In reply to Cudegra777 [2015-03-18 21:35:29 +0000 UTC]
Me: What do you want me to do?
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Cudegra777 In reply to WesternFan1 [2015-03-18 21:36:17 +0000 UTC]
Tsuande: You should know that already! T-T You cheating jerk!
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WesternFan1 In reply to Cudegra777 [2015-03-18 21:43:13 +0000 UTC]
Me: I did not... *a light bulb goes of in my head* Wait Here.
*I teleport away then I come back with the security cam from the strip club and I show Tsunade the footage of what really happened*
Me: See Honey I didn't cheat on you Naruto knocked me into the club and the stripper landed on my lap then That's when Naruto took the photo to make it look like I was cheating.
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Cudegra777 In reply to WesternFan1 [2015-03-18 22:19:22 +0000 UTC]
Tsuande: Oh.....NARUTO THAT WAS MEAN!
Naruto: He scarred my children for life!
Tsuande: He did what! WESTERNFAN!!!!
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WesternFan1 In reply to Cudegra777 [2015-03-18 23:21:00 +0000 UTC]
Me: You can't prove that I was the one who scarred them.
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Cudegra777 In reply to WesternFan1 [2015-03-23 01:45:46 +0000 UTC]
Naruto: They keep muttering your name! It's gonna take Ino 2 weeks to fix them! Himawari can't even dance with her mother!
Tsunade: How could you do that to that sweet little angle?!
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WesternFan1 In reply to Cudegra777 [2015-03-23 02:33:41 +0000 UTC]
Me: Because...... SHE SET ME ON FIRE! Pay backs a bitch ain't it?
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Cudegra777 In reply to WesternFan1 [2015-03-24 01:49:17 +0000 UTC]
Tsunade: You must have provoked that angle! How could you! You're supposed to be an adult!
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WesternFan1 In reply to Cudegra777 [2015-03-24 01:51:12 +0000 UTC]
Me: Well honey you know what they say. an eye for an eye. I hope she has nightmares!
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Cudegra777 In reply to WesternFan1 [2015-03-25 06:44:57 +0000 UTC]
Tsunade: *Hits you over the head with a giant frying pan*
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WesternFan1 In reply to Cudegra777 [2015-03-26 01:26:38 +0000 UTC]
*looks back up to Naruto*
Me: I Hate You......
*K.O.s Again*
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Cudegra777 In reply to WesternFan1 [2015-03-27 00:04:14 +0000 UTC]
Naruto: I love you to! No homo.
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WesternFan1 In reply to Cudegra777 [2015-03-27 01:11:16 +0000 UTC]
Me: *lifts my hand up and flips him the bird.*
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WesternFan1 In reply to Cudegra777 [2015-03-29 05:21:36 +0000 UTC]
Me: I swear I am gonna kill you one day in front of your wife and kids and make them watch as I gut you like a pig.
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Cudegra777 In reply to WesternFan1 [2015-03-30 21:42:40 +0000 UTC]
Himawari: *appears out of nowhere* W-Why would you do that to me daddy Uncle Westernfan???? I thought you loved us....T_T
Tsunade: Now look what you did! You made this sweet little angle cry!
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WesternFan1 In reply to Cudegra777 [2015-03-30 23:35:12 +0000 UTC]
Me: Why?......... Because I hate you I hate everything about you I think your love of sunflowers is stupid because I HATE YOU!!!!!
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Cudegra777 In reply to WesternFan1 [2015-03-31 00:13:02 +0000 UTC]
Himawari: *runs away crying*
Naruto: ........<>_<>
Tsunade: <>_<>
Django: <>_<>
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WesternFan1 In reply to Cudegra777 [2015-03-31 00:40:43 +0000 UTC]
Me: What?! What are you looking at you at dumb spikey haired blonde bastard?!
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Cudegra777 In reply to WesternFan1 [2015-04-02 01:54:46 +0000 UTC]
Naruto: *Punches you 2000 ft in the air*
Django: *leaps up and axe-kicks you down to the ground*
*you struggle to stand and miraculously do until Tsunade kicks you right in the nards*
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WesternFan1 In reply to Cudegra777 [2015-04-02 02:29:43 +0000 UTC]
Me: *coughs up blood* I-is it too late to apologize?......
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Cudegra777 In reply to WesternFan1 [2015-04-03 01:28:45 +0000 UTC]
*Himawari hides behind Naruto's leg*
Naruto: Maybe it is....maybe it isn't.
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WesternFan1 In reply to Cudegra777 [2015-04-03 02:53:26 +0000 UTC]
Me: okay.... look himawari I am so sorry I yelled at you like that I was just so mad that you set me on fire.
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Cudegra777 In reply to WesternFan1 [2015-04-04 02:12:08 +0000 UTC]
Himawari: I'm sorry i set you on fire.
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WesternFan1 In reply to Cudegra777 [2015-04-04 02:14:19 +0000 UTC]
Me: and I am sorry I said all those horrible things to you *sniff* *sob* Come here give me a hug
*hugs himawari*
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Cudegra777 In reply to WesternFan1 [2015-04-04 02:29:27 +0000 UTC]
Naruto: Awwwwwwww......you see? We can all get along just fine!
sauske: *appears out of nowhere* WESTERN! I NEED YOU TO HIDE ME!
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