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- (Lorrettina-elleonoara)
Hey Tipsy, look the barbarians have hurled away a rotten cow with their onager, I guess it has Foot-and-mouth disease or some other horrible decease, perhaps a virus like herpes or something, what do you think Tipsy???

- (Trantarella-barbarabella)
Oh, Lorry, you a probably right about that, but really you should know your hurl-machines by now, that was not an Onager that is a ballista, you should really know by now since this is not the first time we are under siege!!!

- (Tipsy) Oh, yes, oh yes dear, my mistake, I think I started a bit too heavy on the brandy today... I must say I really like these wars all those working and middle class men in uniforms ready to go out their and die for their country...
Have that nasty magpie stolen my war-spectacles again, I must ask My butler Jives to go up and look on our roof again...
I asked him to eradicate that crows nest on the roof ages ago...
He is so iffy, since Jeeves his predecessor perished when he fell, that is when he was fighting those feathered no-gooders stealing from us rich and privileged like that bandit Robin, Robin the bandit that is not the bird, the birds are pretty...

- (Lorry) yes, what is the world coming too, we here at the top of the pyramid is doing our work, but these days the mid-section and the foot is really not made out of fresh wood as before, I think it was Esmeraldas fault, excuse me for saying it but she was to soft on the poor people...

- (Tipsy) oh don´t talk bad about the queen, she has her Easterling spies all over...

- (Lorry) But dear Tipsy she is dead, she died ages ago...

- (Tipsy) yes but still, who knows, I think we should not interfere in mere politics, our role is to be role-models for the lesser classes, just looking good waving with our pale little hands while we pinch a farmer that smells out of horse in the behind with the other hand...

- (Lorry) oh yes darling! I do remember now...oh watch out a propelled bolder heading our way...

a gigantic stone smashes a nearby tower that falls down in an ear-deafening rumble...

- (Tipsy) Oh, that was close, ha, ha, look at those two guys in the tower, they look like flies flattened with a newspaper, ha, ha, it looks really silly...

- (Lorry) oh don´t worry those projectiles wont hit us, we are the upper-upper-upper class we are protected from common deaths...

- (Tipsy) Oh, Darling I forgot, yes not need to be scared other than that the dust ruins my makeup, I mean no I had so much Brandy that it would be hard putting it on again, I would end up looking like that favourite Jester Henry Our King has, you know him, Nudge!!! Nudge!!!

- (Lorry) oh yeah hime he, he, anyhow, talking about it where did Henry that giddy hunk go?

- (Tipsy) Oh he killed all of his children by mistake and out of grief for them he became a monk and crucified himself, at the very least partially, he cound´t nail the last nail in...

- (Lorry) Hey old cow, that I a joke from the play "Young ones" how can you fall so low to eat from such a worm-ridden fall-fruit...

- (Tipsy) hey old bitch!!! I think that was from the play "Bottom" written by the mage-King before he became top-tophat-mage when he just flirted with women and wrote really cheesy half-pornographic pulp fiction for women with a dirty mid...

- (Lorry) but Darling let´s not fight, we usually wait with that until we have consumed more brandy and forgotten about it in the morning!!!

- (Tipsy) Yes darling, you are right lets watch the young soldiers get their gut and gastric parts ripped out, we better find another pair of testicles, eh I mean spectacles!!!

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- (Lorrettina-elleonoara)
Hey Tipsy, look the barbarians have hurled away a rotten cow with their onager, I guess it has Foot-and-mouth disease or some other horrible decease, perhaps a virus like herpes or something, what do you think Tipsy???

- (Trantarella-barbarabella)
Oh, Lorry, you a probably right about that, but really you should know your hurl-machines by now, that was not an Onager that is a ballista, you should really know by now since this is not the first time we are under siege!!!

- (Tipsy) Oh, yes, oh yes dear, my mistake, I think I started a bit too heavy on the brandy today... I must say I really like these wars all those working and middle class men in uniforms ready to go out their and die for their country...
Have that nasty magpie stolen my war-spectacles again, I must ask My butler Jives to go up and look on our roof again...
I asked him to eradicate that crows nest on the roof ages ago...
He is so iffy, since Jeeves his predecessor perished when he fell, that is when he was fighting those feathered no-gooders stealing from us rich and privileged like that bandit Robin, Robin the bandit that is not the bird, the birds are pretty...

- (Lorry) yes, what is the world coming too, we here at the top of the pyramid is doing our work, but these days the mid-section and the foot is really not made out of fresh wood as before, I think it was Esmeraldas fault, excuse me for saying it but she was to soft on the poor people...

- (Tipsy) oh don´t talk bad about the queen, she has her Easterling spies all over...

- (Lorry) But dear Tipsy she is dead, she died ages ago...

- (Tipsy) yes but still, who knows, I think we should not interfere in mere politics, our role is to be role-models for the lesser classes, just looking good waving with our pale little hands while we pinch a farmer that smells out of horse in the behind with the other hand...

- (Lorry) oh yes darling! I do remember now...oh watch out a propelled bolder heading our way...

a gigantic stone smashes a nearby tower that falls down in an ear-deafening rumble...

- (Tipsy) Oh, that was close, ha, ha, look at those two guys in the tower, they look like flies flattened with a newspaper, ha, ha, it looks really silly...

- (Lorry) oh don´t worry those projectiles wont hit us, we are the upper-upper-upper class we are protected from common deaths...

- (Tipsy) Oh, Darling I forgot, yes not need to be scared other than that the dust ruins my makeup, I mean no I had so much Brandy that it would be hard putting it on again, I would end up looking like that favourite Jester Henry Our King has, you know him, Nudge!!! Nudge!!!

- (Lorry) oh yeah hime he, he, anyhow, talking about it where did Henry that giddy hunk go?

- (Tipsy) Oh he killed all of his children by mistake and out of grief for them he became a monk and crucified himself, at the very least partially, he cound´t nail the last nail in...

- (Lorry) Hey old cow, that I a joke from the play "Young ones" how can you fall so low to eat from such a worm-ridden fall-fruit...

- (Tipsy) hey old bitch!!! I think that was from the play "Bottom" written by the mage-King before he became top-tophat-mage when he just flirted with women and wrote really cheesy half-pornographic pulp fiction for women with a dirty mid...

- (Lorry) but Darling let´s not fight, we usually wait with that until we have consumed more brandy and forgotten about it in the morning!!!

- (Tipsy) Yes darling, you are right lets watch the young soldiers get their gut and gastric parts ripped out, we better find another pair of testicles, eh I mean spectacles!!!