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Definitely one of my pet peeves.Related content
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... i used to be a uni lecturer ... i don't think i like this comic.
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It's supposed to be sarcastic! I was joking ahha, of course you shouldn't do this
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yes i know you were joking! it's my dry sense of humour!
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Yo, bonus! Make all your periods size 14. It doesn't visibly change the period dot itself, but it adds a tiny bit of space that works wonders.
WONDERS.
(As in extra half page wonders.)
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oh yes! I love that trick too, I might just make a comic on it too!
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I write in areally rambling sort of way so I can make a page worth's of information into about 3 pages.
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Always add longer sentences and words. The best solution (:
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Haha I always add some more bullshit to my intro or conclusion.
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lol My essays are always too long, I overwrite. xD Great comic.
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this is pretty much how I got through school.
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This is literally the best advice for passing english. Buy a thesaurus and a dictionary.
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I think we actually get marked down for that. Wish it was true.
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lol, that's what I sometimes do when I'm short of words back then
Though, most of the majoring/degree course lecturers over here occasionally doesn't mind if it's shorter sometimes depending on the amount of content, and if it shows the good level of understanding, they make an exception.
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Haha nice!! One more trick I learned is to make all your periods a font size larger. You wouldn't think it makes a difference but it really does and it doesn't look out of place! ^^
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Glad that this works for you xD
but usually most teachers/professors have appointed which font size and line pitch you have to use, but that depends on the school/university I guess. So its writing everything in fancy words for me I guess
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haha well good luck with that! ^^
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Good advice! essays are a pain in the but! Glad i'm done with them for now C:
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i change all of my compound or complex sentences into their very own independent clauses and my teacher always says its short and choppy
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It doesn't work 1/2 of the time though. Teachers know what you're up to.
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The appropriate solution is just to refrain from composing the fabricated, spurious, and pseudo reproduction of an exposition that people might acknowledge as an "essay" in all of its prestige. You nam say?
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The comic is supposed to be satirical lol.
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Of course. Doesn't my comment reflect that?
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Wow, I do the reverse. I act like the teacher know nothing of the subject and explain everything as if I was talking to a baby. Just drag it out as much as possible.
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Man I have problems cutting down my essays TT_TT Everyone hates me for writing so damn long, but I just can't stop the flow of stuff avalanching down my pitiful mind!
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It's a curse XDDD You don't want it lol
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you can also change periods and commas one font bigger. it dosent make a them bigger but the spaces between the words gets bigger so you end up getting alot of space
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Very cute, and I share your peeve. Nine times out of ten the paper can be lengthened naturally simply by improving one's grammar and sentence structure anyway.
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pssst, 14 point periods. I'm telling you. It's beautiful. .u.
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