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This is basically just a sequel to my Top 10 Mary-Sues, which can be found right here fav.me/db3ivxq

10. The Princes (Disney's Snow White/Disney's Cinderella) - Poor Snow White and Cinderella get a lot of flack for being "too sweet" and "too boring", but at least they had personalities and story arcs. These guys on the other hand, are nothing more than cardboard plot devices. Seriously, Snow White's prince only shows up in the beginning and the end, and Cinderella's prince wasn't even introduced until half way into the movie! Their sole traits are just "handsome" and "nice". However, I will forgive them for being characters from the 30's and early 50's, which is why I only have them at #10.

9. Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto) - I've talked about this character a couple times before, and while I don't "hate" Sasuke, he still bugs me as a character. No matter how hard I try, I can't think of any notable flaws he might have, apart from being extremely anti-social. Yes, he had a lot of problems going on in his life, but there's a huge difference between "problems" and "flaws". Naruto had flaws, Sakura had flaws, and even Kakashi had flaws, but Sasuke....yeah, sorry, I just don't see it.

8. The Rowdyruff Boys (The Powerpuff Girls) - I'm sure a lot of people who grew up with The Powerpuff Girls were fascinated by these three little troublemakers when they first appeared. I should know, I was one of those people.   However, as I got older, I realized how bland and incredibly stale the Rowdyruff Boys actually were.   They're literally just genderbent repaints of the Girls with even LESS personality. How? Well, let's start with each of the Girls: Blossom is the smart one, Bubbles is the cute one, and Buttercup is the tomboy/tsundere. Now, what do we know about the Rowdyruff Boys? Well, Brick is the aggressive misogynist, Boomer is the aggressive misogynist, and Butch is also the aggressive misogynist. All three of these boys have the EXACT SAME PERSONALITY, so it's really hard to tell which one is which, unless you look at their color schemes. I'll admit, they were really good foils for the Girls, but that was just about their only purpose in the show: to be foils. They did have potential to be love interests in the episode Clip Show, but even when they casually interact with the Girls as teenagers, they're still bland as hell! Good God, even the Chippettes from the 80's Alvin and the Chipmunks cartoon had more distinctive personalities than these brats!

7. Peter Pan (Disney version) - While the Disney version is one of the most iconic incarnations of the character, he fails to represent what made the character so endearing and sympathetic in the original J.M. Barrie story. Most of the other adaptations got this right, even Steven Spielberg got this right (for the most part) in Hook. Each of those versions gave Peter a reason to be afraid of growing up and why he hated adults so much. Heck, the 2003 film is pretty much about Peter Pan experiencing love for the first time. This version of Peter is treated like the glorified hero of Neverland, even though he almost gets his friends killed on multiple occasions, including Wendy and Tigerlily. Heck, when Wendy was almost pulled down under water by the mermaids, all Peter did was laugh at her, and he even had to be reminded by Wendy to rescue Tigerlily (who also almost drowned, by the way).   This version doesn't even bother to explain Peter's backstory and why he came to Neverland in the first place (they almost did, but sadly it ended up on the cutting room floor). Don't get me wrong, I still enjoy the Disney movie for nostalgic reasons, it's just....I've seen better versions.

6. Timothy Brisby (The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue) - Oh boy, where do I begin? Not only was this character a terrible replacement for Mrs. Brisby, but he did absolutely NOTHING in his own damn movie! Seriously, everyone in Thorn Valley (including Justin) kept hyping this kid up to be the next Jonathan Brisby, when all Johnathan did was help the rats escape from laboratory. What about all that cool stuff Mrs. Brisby did for you guys, like volunteering herself to be bait for the cat to prevent you from being captured again, or expose Jenner for the fraud he was, or SAVE HER OWN CHILDREN FROM CERTAIN DEATH WITH A SINGLE MAGICAL AMULET THAT NICODEMUS HIMSELF ENTRUSTED HER WITH?!!    But nah, I guess you have to be a guy in order to be the Hero of Thorn Valley, right?   All Timmy ever did was whine and chicken out like a coward! Oh, and the title of this sequel makes no sense at all. "Timmy to the Rescue"?! Yeah, because that doesn't sound pompous or egotistical at all, especially if your sequel's main character is this useless and bland!

5. Flash Sentry and Timber Spruce (Equestria Girls) - As much as I enjoy the Equestria Girls movies for their campy cheesiness, there are some things in them that aren't really necessary, specifically the two male "love interests", Flash Sentry and Timber Spruce. Now, to be fair, Timber did have a little bit more personality than Flash, but let's face it, the only reason he was created was to start a "love triangle" between Flash and SciTwi. I personally never cared for Flash due to how superfluous his character was. He barely interacts with the girls at all, and his contributions to the plot are little to none. I'm pretty sure the only useful thing he ever did was help Twilight get out of detention once.   Still, I wish we could get more from these two and see them play a much bigger role in the EG universe, but I'm afraid that's not gonna happen anytime soon.

4. Optimus Prime (Transformers Prime) - Now, I'm not usually too picky when it comes to different versions of Optimus. I do really like the G1 Optimus, and the Transformers Animated Optimus, and even the Beast Wars Optimus. However, I'm not very fond of...well, actually there are a couple versions of him I'm not very fond of, one of them being the Optimus Prime from the Michael Bay films, and the other one being Transformers Prime's Optimus.    I REALLY wanted to give this version a chance, I really did. He had the exact voice as G1 Optimus (I'm a huge Peter Cullen fan, by the way), and he even had almost the exact same design as G1 Optimus, but as far as personality's concerned, TFP Optimus doesn't have any.   You see, the thing that made G1 Optimus so awesome and iconic was that he wasn't just a force to be reckoned with, but a kind and gentle soul who helped the ones in need, and always looked out for the humans, even the ones that despised and underestimated him. TFP Optimus, on the other hand, is a Batman wannabe that tries too hard to be "wise" and "cool", and doesn't care about humans at all, not even the ones he's supposedly friends with. I hear he's much worse in Robots in Disguise (the newer one that's meant to be a sequel to Prime), but I haven't really watched that one yet.

3. Edward Cullen and Jacob Black (The Twilight Saga) - Just like Timber Spruce and Flash Sentry, these guys only exist to be eye candy for the main heroine. Yet, somehow, these two are even worse! One of them is an abusive stalker with an emo complex, and the other is just a walking piece of fanservice that's allergic to shirts.

2. Kirito (Sword Art Online) - Nuff said.

1. Jared Shapiro (Powerpuff Girls 2016) - GOOD. FREAKING. GOD. This character....just....WHY?! Who gave this writer permission to self-insert himself as a love interest for one of the (underaged) main characters?!   I mean, sure, you can do it in fanfiction, but when you're a professional writer of a children's cartoon, you need to give yourself some limits, especially if you're a grown man with a disturbing attraction to 6 year old girls. As someone who grew up with the original Powerpuff Girls, I wanted to give this reboot a fair shot, but every time I did it always managed to disappoint me in one way or another, but once the truth about this "character" came out, I wanted to scream and punch a whole in my computer.   Look, it's one thing to sneak in a self-insert of yourself in the background as a staff in-joke, but making your self-insert a love interest for a 6 year old is a whole new level of fucked up! You want to know the worst thing about it? This "character" has actually gotten more screen time than any major villain in the show so far! That's when you know you've hit rock bottom!

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Description
This is basically just a sequel to my Top 10 Mary-Sues, which can be found right here fav.me/db3ivxq

10. The Princes (Disney's Snow White/Disney's Cinderella) - Poor Snow White and Cinderella get a lot of flack for being "too sweet" and "too boring", but at least they had personalities and story arcs. These guys on the other hand, are nothing more than cardboard plot devices. Seriously, Snow White's prince only shows up in the beginning and the end, and Cinderella's prince wasn't even introduced until half way into the movie! Their sole traits are just "handsome" and "nice". However, I will forgive them for being characters from the 30's and early 50's, which is why I only have them at #10.

9. Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto) - I've talked about this character a couple times before, and while I don't "hate" Sasuke, he still bugs me as a character. No matter how hard I try, I can't think of any notable flaws he might have, apart from being extremely anti-social. Yes, he had a lot of problems going on in his life, but there's a huge difference between "problems" and "flaws". Naruto had flaws, Sakura had flaws, and even Kakashi had flaws, but Sasuke....yeah, sorry, I just don't see it.

8. The Rowdyruff Boys (The Powerpuff Girls) - I'm sure a lot of people who grew up with The Powerpuff Girls were fascinated by these three little troublemakers when they first appeared. I should know, I was one of those people.   However, as I got older, I realized how bland and incredibly stale the Rowdyruff Boys actually were.   They're literally just genderbent repaints of the Girls with even LESS personality. How? Well, let's start with each of the Girls: Blossom is the smart one, Bubbles is the cute one, and Buttercup is the tomboy/tsundere. Now, what do we know about the Rowdyruff Boys? Well, Brick is the aggressive misogynist, Boomer is the aggressive misogynist, and Butch is also the aggressive misogynist. All three of these boys have the EXACT SAME PERSONALITY, so it's really hard to tell which one is which, unless you look at their color schemes. I'll admit, they were really good foils for the Girls, but that was just about their only purpose in the show: to be foils. They did have potential to be love interests in the episode Clip Show, but even when they casually interact with the Girls as teenagers, they're still bland as hell! Good God, even the Chippettes from the 80's Alvin and the Chipmunks cartoon had more distinctive personalities than these brats!

7. Peter Pan (Disney version) - While the Disney version is one of the most iconic incarnations of the character, he fails to represent what made the character so endearing and sympathetic in the original J.M. Barrie story. Most of the other adaptations got this right, even Steven Spielberg got this right (for the most part) in Hook. Each of those versions gave Peter a reason to be afraid of growing up and why he hated adults so much. Heck, the 2003 film is pretty much about Peter Pan experiencing love for the first time. This version of Peter is treated like the glorified hero of Neverland, even though he almost gets his friends killed on multiple occasions, including Wendy and Tigerlily. Heck, when Wendy was almost pulled down under water by the mermaids, all Peter did was laugh at her, and he even had to be reminded by Wendy to rescue Tigerlily (who also almost drowned, by the way).   This version doesn't even bother to explain Peter's backstory and why he came to Neverland in the first place (they almost did, but sadly it ended up on the cutting room floor). Don't get me wrong, I still enjoy the Disney movie for nostalgic reasons, it's just....I've seen better versions.

6. Timothy Brisby (The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue) - Oh boy, where do I begin? Not only was this character a terrible replacement for Mrs. Brisby, but he did absolutely NOTHING in his own damn movie! Seriously, everyone in Thorn Valley (including Justin) kept hyping this kid up to be the next Jonathan Brisby, when all Johnathan did was help the rats escape from laboratory. What about all that cool stuff Mrs. Brisby did for you guys, like volunteering herself to be bait for the cat to prevent you from being captured again, or expose Jenner for the fraud he was, or SAVE HER OWN CHILDREN FROM CERTAIN DEATH WITH A SINGLE MAGICAL AMULET THAT NICODEMUS HIMSELF ENTRUSTED HER WITH?!!    But nah, I guess you have to be a guy in order to be the Hero of Thorn Valley, right?   All Timmy ever did was whine and chicken out like a coward! Oh, and the title of this sequel makes no sense at all. "Timmy to the Rescue"?! Yeah, because that doesn't sound pompous or egotistical at all, especially if your sequel's main character is this useless and bland!

5. Flash Sentry and Timber Spruce (Equestria Girls) - As much as I enjoy the Equestria Girls movies for their campy cheesiness, there are some things in them that aren't really necessary, specifically the two male "love interests", Flash Sentry and Timber Spruce. Now, to be fair, Timber did have a little bit more personality than Flash, but let's face it, the only reason he was created was to start a "love triangle" between Flash and SciTwi. I personally never cared for Flash due to how superfluous his character was. He barely interacts with the girls at all, and his contributions to the plot are little to none. I'm pretty sure the only useful thing he ever did was help Twilight get out of detention once.   Still, I wish we could get more from these two and see them play a much bigger role in the EG universe, but I'm afraid that's not gonna happen anytime soon.

4. Optimus Prime (Transformers Prime) - Now, I'm not usually too picky when it comes to different versions of Optimus. I do really like the G1 Optimus, and the Transformers Animated Optimus, and even the Beast Wars Optimus. However, I'm not very fond of...well, actually there are a couple versions of him I'm not very fond of, one of them being the Optimus Prime from the Michael Bay films, and the other one being Transformers Prime's Optimus.    I REALLY wanted to give this version a chance, I really did. He had the exact voice as G1 Optimus (I'm a huge Peter Cullen fan, by the way), and he even had almost the exact same design as G1 Optimus, but as far as personality's concerned, TFP Optimus doesn't have any.   You see, the thing that made G1 Optimus so awesome and iconic was that he wasn't just a force to be reckoned with, but a kind and gentle soul who helped the ones in need, and always looked out for the humans, even the ones that despised and underestimated him. TFP Optimus, on the other hand, is a Batman wannabe that tries too hard to be "wise" and "cool", and doesn't care about humans at all, not even the ones he's supposedly friends with. I hear he's much worse in Robots in Disguise (the newer one that's meant to be a sequel to Prime), but I haven't really watched that one yet.

3. Edward Cullen and Jacob Black (The Twilight Saga) - Just like Timber Spruce and Flash Sentry, these guys only exist to be eye candy for the main heroine. Yet, somehow, these two are even worse! One of them is an abusive stalker with an emo complex, and the other is just a walking piece of fanservice that's allergic to shirts.

2. Kirito (Sword Art Online) - Nuff said.

1. Jared Shapiro (Powerpuff Girls 2016) - GOOD. FREAKING. GOD. This character....just....WHY?! Who gave this writer permission to self-insert himself as a love interest for one of the (underaged) main characters?!   I mean, sure, you can do it in fanfiction, but when you're a professional writer of a children's cartoon, you need to give yourself some limits, especially if you're a grown man with a disturbing attraction to 6 year old girls. As someone who grew up with the original Powerpuff Girls, I wanted to give this reboot a fair shot, but every time I did it always managed to disappoint me in one way or another, but once the truth about this "character" came out, I wanted to scream and punch a whole in my computer.   Look, it's one thing to sneak in a self-insert of yourself in the background as a staff in-joke, but making your self-insert a love interest for a 6 year old is a whole new level of fucked up! You want to know the worst thing about it? This "character" has actually gotten more screen time than any major villain in the show so far! That's when you know you've hit rock bottom!

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