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Dark-Oblivion — Dumb - Linkin Park : a PARODY
Published: 2004-06-07 04:22:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 17053; Favourites: 227; Downloads: 172
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DumbStop asking me what is two plus three
You know I don’t get it
So why not forget it
I don’t know all of my ABC’s
So stop all the questions
I’m falling out of line
(Call the asylum now,
just call the asylum now)
You know I’m not gonna be
Some great genius just like Einstein
(Call the asylum now,
just call the asylum now)
I’ve become so dumb!
I can’t tie my shoe!
How do you spell cat!?
What is two plus two!?
How do you tell time!?
I sound like I’m ten!
What's this planet called!?
What’s my name again!?
Can’t you see that you’re torturing me
With all of this knowledge
My brain will soon explode
I’m tired of all your useless teachings
How does this affect what I grow up to do
(My brain’s gonna blow
In awhile it will explode)
I just flunked my math test
And I failed English class too
(My brain’s gonna blow
In awhile it will explode)
How much more of this crap will I have to go through!?
I’ve become so dumb
And that is my fate!
I can’t add or read!
I can’t get a date!
Teach me how to love!
Teach me how to eat!
Teach me how to hate!
Teach me how to breathe!
And I know
I am flunking science too
But I know
You were all like me
When you were too stressed out in your school
I’ve become so dumb
I don’t have no friends!
This is how I’ll be!
‘til the very end!
I’ll just live my life!
Work jobs at K-Mart!
I don’t care no more
I’m tired of being smart!
I’ve become so dumb
I’m sure you’d agree
I’ll never get my pre-school degree
I’ve become so dumb
My IQ is 3
I’m just too stupid to start to see…
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Comments: 158
This is funny and the best parody I've seen on here. I've done Linkin Park as well (Waiting for the End), but it's waaaay worse and much more offensive than your PG lyrics. At least you can be funny and witty without cussing and being perverse. Good job.
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Ah a fellow lyric writer. Hello there brethren (don't know why I said that) I tried these lyrics and they are actually good and very funny. Although even though this is funny, it also made me feel sad. I like to dig deep within songs and know it's message and meaning. Again this is very funny but also sad. Good job.
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LOL I think I just died of laughter! I love this!
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This is extremely ironic to me because I'm listening to Numb right now.
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lol whoever hates this , seriously doesnt have a sense of humor and should come back and comment after they get one . this was awesome by the way ! explains my life completely . c;
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That's realy funny, but I'm highly offended by it LOL xx- Why do I feel so neutral bout this???
--
"I Write What I Feel!!"
-JADE WEST from "VicTORIous"
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OMG I LOOVE THIS ITS SOOO FUNNY! I LOVE LP!
and ps if you are really a fan when you are older you wont think their overrated because i'm sick and tired of people saying that their mainstream and overrated are you?
LOL ONE QUESTION DO YOU LIKE THEIR NEW ALBUM?
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ahahahahaha that's soooooooo funny! and clever too!
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this woulda made a great demo for LPU 8. awesome job
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LOL this is awesome! I would sing this on YouTube, but there are two problems.
1. My mic is absolutely horrid. It makes me sound like a 60 year-old crackhead.
2. I couldn't sing to save my life anyway.
If I ever get a better mic and find someone with some talent, then we'll record this and post it on YouTube.
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i agree about the school part. i'm also 13 LOL
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Dude, this is hilarious! I love Linkin Park, this is PURE GENIUS.
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I would love to sing this on Youtube! Only problem is, I don't a camra...
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Uhm...if people get touchy then WTF?! Linkin Park has been my alltime favourite band for years, and Numb is like my favourite song.
But that made me laugh! I was actually singing it xD great job!!!
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I can't stop laughing!! LOL,
Somebody need to sing it on Youtube!!!!
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This is just pure win for a 13-year-old kids! (I am 13 also XD)
Have to favorite it!
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OMG This is awesome!!! Can I use this to make a lyrics vid with numb to post on youtube? Please..I'll say the lyrics are by you & give a link to this page
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omg i was just in the car with my mom and my brother and we were singing along with numb with this on my phone and we couldnt stop laughing it was too much
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I had to listen to the song to get it. This is a really good parody!!
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lmao, sat there with my ipod listening to numb and filled in the lyrics, awesome job, made meh rofl xD
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This is hilarious, I especially love the first chorus and how desperate it sounds xDD
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excellent!!!!! AAHAHAHAHHAHA very very very very very gr8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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