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Published: 2015-09-12 23:30:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 1026; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 3
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No you didn't... I mean, haven't.
Someone teach this child proper grammar.***
Okay, now stop whatever you're doing and google 'klipspringer'... unless you already know what that is.
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I'M GONNA SCREAM he's so precious. I'd say "I need one!", but that would... not end well.
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For one thing, you'd run out of room pretty fast.
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So, we can infer this was when he was... two?
But, big or small, he will always be a... kid.
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Dunno? Maybe even younger - at the tender age of one he was the size of a four-year-old.
But yes, he'll always be a kid at heart.
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So, two months or two weeks?
(You did get the pun right?)
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Like... one and a half? Years, I mean... Eh.
(Who didn't? :V)
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MEN'S NIGHTSHIRTS POWA !!!!
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You gotta be smol before getting toll.
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Aw, tiny eldritch goat baby~
(Also, the animal looks weirdass, but very cute.)
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*whispers* Willy the Kid.
(It also has really pretty eyes.
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...I'm not entirely sure what you're referring to, but every option seems awesome.
(Occassionally looks like there's four. With perfect eyeliner. Which is neat.)
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Billy the Kid. The outlaw.
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Ah, that one. Okay... Would've been awkward if it was the racing horse, anyway...
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*googles* Or the rapper. 
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Eldrith rapper Wilbur tho.
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