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    “Man, she’s hot.” “Yeah, but don’t let Smexy here you say that, he’ll beat the shit outta you.” “Hey dude I think she’s waking up.” Voices sounded all around me, and I groaned, sluggishly reaching up to rub my eyes. Squinting in the light, I waited for my eyes to adjust so I could see where I was. Looking around, I found myself in the living room of a large house, with a huge TV, kitchen, and stairs leading up to many rooms on the second floor. “Where the hell am I?” I croaked, and realized people surrounded me. Since I had fallen in love with a member of the Slender family, I wasn’t too surprised by the appearances of the boys that crowded around. One was dressed as an elf, with red eyes that glowed, and a slightly pervy grin. Another had on a blue mask with two empty eye sockets that leaked a suspicious black liquid. A boy with a white mask with perfect black eyes and lips stood next to a boy with an identical orange hoodie on, pulling the hood over his face, shadowing his features. I turned my gaze to the last person…

    And let out a shriek, jumping back and crawling backward on the floor away from him. It was the guy who had stabbed me, his creepy smile widening at my fear. “Its ok, I’m not going to hurt you. If I did, Smexy would definitely kill me this time.” He said in a slightly raspy voice. I calmed down slightly, and tried to stand up, falling back down in pain. I gritted my teeth, eyes watering slightly as daggers of agony shot through the wound in my thigh. “All right everyone, get out, out out out!” said a voice that echoed like a thousand words all bundled into one. A tall man lifted me gently off the ground, and back onto the sofa, draping a blanket over me. “Smexy?” I inquired. The man chuckled, “No. I’m Slenderman, Smexy’s older brother.” I smiled, “Thank you Slenderman.”

    “Breaking News. A crazy intruder at Winter High School broke in and went on a killing spree just two days ago. Officials have counted seventeen bodies, but eighteen are dead. Investigators don’t know where the eighteenth body has gone, but only that it belongs to sixteen year old Alex Fainbridge.” My attention was drawn to the TV as the reporter said my name. I was counted among the deceased? “Alex.” A voice called, and Smexy walked in, kneeling at my side. “How do you feel?” he inquired. I rolled my eyes at him, “Like that guys personal pin cushion!” I retorted. “’That guy’ has a name you know.” Said the man, as he leaned against the doorframe. “It’s Jeff the Killer by the way, but you can call me Jeff.” He explained, and I smiled at him, “Next time you try to stab me, Jeff, I will personally castrate you.” I said sweetly. 

    He winced, and all the others tried their best to contain their laughter. Growling, Jeff left the room, and the others filed out behind him. “I’m glad your ok.” Smexy said, and stroked my cheek softly. “I can’t believe that everyone thinks I’m dead.” I breathed. “What will I do now?” Smexy grinned, “You stay with us of course!” I smiled at his enthusiasm, “Yeah, that wouldn’t be so bad.”

           

    It has been a week since I started living with my new family, and things (I have learned through experience) can get kind of crazy around the house. “BEN! THE NEXT TIME YOU GO THROUGH MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU!” I screamed for the thousandth time at the elf that was playing Call of Duty with Masky. That pervy grin flashed across his face, and he just waved me away. Growling with frustration, I turn around, and run straight into Smexy. “BEN,” he said snarling, “I’m the only one who can go through Alex’s underwear drawers…got it?” Smexy said ominously. BEN nodded his head furiously. I smiled, “Thanks.” He smiled back, “No problem babe.” Wait…what! “Smexy, you can’t go through my drawers either!”

           

Hehehe there you go...installment five...and in the next chapter, Smexy's signature side comes out to play a little...enjoy!     

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Comments: 42

GrystinaTheKiller [2017-01-18 23:05:46 +0000 UTC]

BEN: "What's castrate?"
Castrate = Remove the testicles of a male. AND I WILL DO IT TO EVERY MALE IN THIS HOUSE IF ANYONE TOUCHES MY STUFF ANYMORE GOT IT?! THAT MEANs NO KNIFE SHARPENERS, NO CALL OF DUTY, NO UNDERWEAR, NO KIDNEYS, NO WEAPONS, NO CHEESECAKE, NO CAMERAS, NO CLOTHES, NO LOLLIES, NO EYES, NO SCALES, NO BLOOD AND NO FURNITURE OR FURNITURE WEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All da C.Ps: "Jesus f*ck*ng Christ"

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Karlie625 [2016-09-27 01:04:17 +0000 UTC]

"I will personally castrate you." 
That is one of the best things I have ever read. 

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HeraShay [2016-03-31 02:27:09 +0000 UTC]

Uhm not a big fan of this part of the story.. And Jeff's personality (No offense) was completley of course. He would never be afraid of Smexy he lost his sanity, anyone insane would not care for how big or strong you are.

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HPawesome77 [2015-11-03 22:41:04 +0000 UTC]

No No have to stop reading (but most keep going) NO NO MORE DIRTY THOUGHTS!!!! 

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QueenNevaofarendale [2015-08-04 02:01:44 +0000 UTC]

oo la la some bodys JEALOSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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amadahy10 [2015-06-14 23:03:53 +0000 UTC]

why underwear drawers?

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DaEvilTwins [2015-01-03 19:36:10 +0000 UTC]

What happen too Sally...?

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CrystalCritic [2014-10-27 22:45:20 +0000 UTC]

Wait what about mommy?

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Halofollower064 [2014-10-09 22:37:30 +0000 UTC]

And just forgets her family?! Wt actual f?!

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Happyluckygirl22 [2014-09-11 11:18:34 +0000 UTC]

-when I see Jeff-(one of my characters can cause chaos through music)

me: we don't need no water LET THIS MOTHERFUCKA BURN -the house rumbles with music an fire- COMPUTER WHERE ARE YOU BBY I FORGIVE YA

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Halofollower064 In reply to Happyluckygirl22 [2014-10-09 22:37:09 +0000 UTC]

What is that reference from?

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Happyluckygirl22 In reply to Halofollower064 [2014-10-10 12:01:19 +0000 UTC]

It's a song and a just from non piece one youtube just look up 'Luffy we don't need no water'

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Halofollower064 In reply to Happyluckygirl22 [2014-10-15 17:28:03 +0000 UTC]

Going!   

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Happyluckygirl22 In reply to Halofollower064 [2014-10-22 18:22:07 +0000 UTC]

Cx

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Halofollower064 In reply to Happyluckygirl22 [2014-10-23 23:28:17 +0000 UTC]

Shit
Fuck
Oowch
Crap
CAT!
Sorry!
Opfh!

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Happyluckygirl22 In reply to Halofollower064 [2014-10-24 15:00:50 +0000 UTC]

Your a failure B>

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Halofollower064 In reply to Happyluckygirl22 [2014-10-24 17:11:45 +0000 UTC]

Said the creeper holding the ax!

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Happyluckygirl22 In reply to Halofollower064 [2014-10-24 18:05:19 +0000 UTC]

Your just jealous you don't have a beauty of a weapon such as mine and Toby's 

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Halofollower064 In reply to Happyluckygirl22 [2014-10-25 17:31:53 +0000 UTC]

I prefer hatchets

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Happyluckygirl22 In reply to Halofollower064 [2014-10-27 12:19:50 +0000 UTC]

No.....

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Halofollower064 In reply to Happyluckygirl22 [2014-10-27 16:11:23 +0000 UTC]

yes?

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Happyluckygirl22 In reply to Halofollower064 [2014-10-27 18:05:43 +0000 UTC]

No

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MidNightToughRose [2014-09-08 14:56:04 +0000 UTC]

can't wait update soon!   

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chibilover1998 [2014-08-20 06:12:36 +0000 UTC]

ben- man shes hot
???- don't let smexy hear you say that
me-  

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flamePrincelover In reply to chibilover1998 [2015-03-07 00:23:27 +0000 UTC]

I'm guessing that was eyeless Jack

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chibilover1998 In reply to flamePrincelover [2015-03-07 01:52:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh. Thank you

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hetalialover9001 [2014-07-31 21:41:14 +0000 UTC]

Oh, BEN~

If I/Alex since it's not really me anymore weren't paired with Smexy, I would totally go through your underwear drawer~

Kidding.

Or am I?

Ohonhonhonhon~

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Shojo-Skip [2014-06-28 12:25:12 +0000 UTC]

How could you kill off 17 kids?!  It's like the Columbine incident all over again!

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Budderisveryspecial In reply to Shojo-Skip [2014-08-14 12:05:10 +0000 UTC]

That's Jeff the killer for you. Right Jeff?

Jeff: right budder

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spainlover1010 [2014-05-18 21:07:30 +0000 UTC]

Smexy you can go in my drawers!!!!

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Furbalicious9000 [2014-01-21 01:13:32 +0000 UTC]

I laughed for a long time at the end but than I realize he's already probably done it many times

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Melody-Proxy [2014-01-17 20:34:55 +0000 UTC]

The ending is priceless.  I was laughing for a whole five minutes.  I must admit though Smexy has done some of the things you write about and MORE!

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darkprinceloki [2013-12-01 06:53:46 +0000 UTC]

I just finished the sixth chapter...PLEASE READ IT IT'S SOOO GOOD!

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KEWLRAINBOWS In reply to darkprinceloki [2018-04-02 01:58:57 +0000 UTC]

I have a question where's da hell is Sally jane clockwork Lazari and vailly?

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Ciel-phantomhive3 In reply to darkprinceloki [2013-12-18 16:37:35 +0000 UTC]

I will, my friend.

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darkprinceloki [2013-12-01 05:34:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks you guys, it makes me feel really good when you comment...I'm pretty close to completing the sixth chapter...

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MysticalSquad [2013-12-01 04:02:52 +0000 UTC]

LOL
Smexy xD
Thank you for making BEN a pervert ;w; I just LOVE it!

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rockinemogirl [2013-12-01 01:08:45 +0000 UTC]

please

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TyphosGaGa [2013-12-01 00:34:15 +0000 UTC]

OMG XD SMEXY haha he's so funny

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KonnycatLoves [2013-11-30 23:02:10 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahaha x'D omg x'D Ben and Smexy! x'D

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DixonVixon [2013-11-30 22:18:12 +0000 UTC]

lol Smexy and BEN the two biggest pervs

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darkprinceloki In reply to DixonVixon [2013-11-30 22:20:28 +0000 UTC]

lol yup you know it!

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