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DarkRoseTheHedgie — Sans x Reader Chapter 3
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Published: 2016-03-09 12:56:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 3514; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 0
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You could hear hollering from the kitchen, curiosity dragging your attention away from dancing. He noticed you eying the crowd in it, grabbing your hand and leading you out of the dancefloor.
“They’re playing a human game called “beer pong”.” He explained to you, weaving his way through the crowd and holding your hand tightly to avoid losing you in the sea of monsters. It felt so solid.. So foreign.  
You managed to make it to the front with Sans and watched a match between four monsters. On one team, there was a Migosp and a Snowdrake wearing comically large sunglasses. The other team consisted of a yellow lizard monster and a blue scaly monster with a cherry red ponytail. By the look of things, the Migosp and Snowdrake were losing, having only one cup left.
The scaly blue monster tossed a ping-pong ball, overshooting it and missing the cup.
“DAMNIT!” She yells out, spooking you with her volume.
She hands a ball to her partner, who looks a little nervous to try. The taller monster rubbed her back and assured her she’d do fine. She took aim and threw, bouncing it off the table and landing it into the cup. The monsters cheered for her as a wasted Migosp downed the last cup of booze on their side.
“Which one of you punks is next?!” The redhead gave a cocky smirk and looked around the crowd for another pair of challengers. You were all indoors, but you could swear you heard the wind howling.
Sans stepped forward, pulling you forward with him to accept the challenge as a team. You knew you shouldn’t drink so much with school in the morning, but you wanted to look cool, so you went along with it.
The fish monster set up another set of cups for the two of you, loading them full of the alcoholic spider cider.
“Get ready to taste defeat, bonehead!” She called out to her skeleton friend. 
“It’ll probably taste better than your cooking, Undyne.” The stocky skeleton taunted back with a mischievous grin. Some of the monsters in the crowd giggled. It was all in good fun and Sans knew it fired her up.
“Oh it is ON!!” Undyne threw her ping-pong ball, landing it in one of the cups closest to the two of you. Alphys stepped up, hurling hers towards the middle and making it plop into another cup. You smiled, picking up both cups and handing one to Sans. You downed the drink and tipped the ball into your palm, throwing it into a bucket full of used balls.
You grimaced at the bitter taste of the booze, grabbing one of the ping-pong balls and bouncing it off the table. By some crazy miracle, you managed to land it in the cup at the front.
“Nice.” Your partner commented, lazily flicking a ping-pong ball as he downed his drink. It bounced off the rim of one of the cups and landed into the cup behind it, making Undyne let out an irritated growl. The two drank their drinks and set the cups aside.
Half an hour went by and both teams were down to two cups. Your stomach and face felt warm from the alcohol, vision getting a little blurry. You threw your ball, completely missing the table and the cups.
“My bad.” You apologized, grabbing the edge of the table to steady yourself.
“Nah, don’t worry about it. Its no.. skin off my bones.” He snickered, a little inebriated himself.
You clapped, a little impressed with his ability to tell puns while he was this hammered.
“Thank you. Thank you.” He took a bow as if he had finished performing for an audience, then chuckled.
“Focus on the game, you nerds! I want you to watch as we kick your butts at beer pong!” Undyne hollers out, bouncing the ball off the table with force. It plopped directly into one of the cups, making the hard cider in it splash. Alphys was having as much trouble holding her alcohol as you were, staggering as she aims for the last cup. She undershot it, ball hitting the base of the cup and bouncing backwards. She became flustered and apologized to her teammate for missing. Undyne rubbed her head and smiled.
“Its fine, Alphys.” She reassured her, slurring. “There’s no WAY those two are gonna get both our cups.” She made a face at the stocky skeleton. He winked and decided to show off with his shot, bouncing his ball off one of the used cups and landing it in the cup closest to Undyne just to irk her. This skeleton was incredible.
You felt the pressure as he handed you a ping-pong ball, staring down the last cup on your opponents’ side with as much intensity as your drunken self could muster. The face you were making caused Undyne to snicker, snapping you out of your trance. You took a deep breath and aimed, pulling your hand back and throwing hard. You missed the cup miserably, accidentally hitting a monster in the crowd. This caused Sans to snort and laugh at your terrible aim. You were happy he was having fun, but quickly apologized to the small monster, face reddening out of embarrassment. Undyne stepped up, let out a battle cry and practically slam dunked her ping-pong ball into the remaining cup on your side, throwing her fists in the air.
“YEA!! EAT THAT!!” She celebrated.
You figured it was only fair to drink the last cup on the table, picking it up and gulping down the contents. You felt the familiar burn of booze sliding down your throat.
You congratulated the fish monster and staggered out of the room with help from an inebriated skeleton monster, plopping yourself down in an empty spot on the couch.
“Oh wow. That was really fun.” You slurred out, laughing.
“Sure was, pal.” He unwinded, placing both his bony hands behind his head and leaning back into the couch. He looked up, and spaced out, lost in thought.
You took a good look at the expression on his skull and could swear he almost looked a little.. sad. The white pinpricks in his eyes disappeared entirely, leaving behind only dark, empty eye sockets. Beneath his dark eye sockets was a baby blue tint to his cheekbones.
“Maybe drinking makes him depressed..” you thought.   
“Hey, are you alright?” You asked softly. You wondered if he heard you over the music.
He quickly put on his best smile and nodded, the white lights in his his eyes returning and glancing towards you.
“Oh, uh- Yea. I’m fine.” He answered nonchalantly.
You didn’t want to pry, in case it was a personal matter, so you left it at that. You were still a stranger to him. Even so, you couldn’t help but worry a little. Something in you wanted to get him to open up.
“Hey, Sans!” Undyne called out to the skeleton. “I meant to ask earlier, but who’s your friend?!” She asked.
“Uh, my name is _____.” You quickly introduced yourself with a smile and an extended hand. “You’re Undyne, right?”
“That’s me!” She gave you a wide, sharp toothed smile, gripping your hand with her immense strength and shaking it. “Oh, before I forget, Alphys told me to ask if you and Paps are still up for movie night on Saturday.” She turned her attention to Sans.
He gave her a thumbs up.
“But, uh.. Would you mind if I brought an extra person?” He turned to look at you.
“Nah. They seem alright. Even if they have terrible aim.” She snickered, teasing you about hitting that monster earlier.
“I think she got Jerry in the eye.” Sans followed Undyne’s lead, teasing you about it further.
Your face flushed red and you shoved the skeleton beside you playfully.
“Aw, hush you!” A smile tugged at your lips.
“Guess you eyeballed that shot, huh?” His grin widened.
“Whoops, sorry. I got him started.” Undyne laughed at the terrible pun.
“I’d say that was a bulls-eye.” He continued.
You and Undyne groaned in unison, smiles plastered on both your faces.
“All jokes as-eye-d, we should all exchange numbers to keep in touch in case plans change.” Undyne suggested, pulling her phone out of her back pocket.  
After pilfering through your bag for a few minutes, you finally found your phone buried under old receipts and gum wrappers. You handed you phone to Undyne, but hesitated for a moment before handing it to Sans. You wondered how he was going to use your touchscreen without skin. His fingertips glowed with a vibrant blue magic as he typed away at your phone. He had encased his phalanges with an ectoplasmic substance to be able to use your phone. You stared, fascinated by this little trick he picked up while he was on the surface. Undyne nudged you, handing you her phone so that you could add yourself to her contacts. Once everyone had exchanged numbers, you tucked your phone away. You might have looked calm on the outside, but on the inside you were incredibly excited for the weekend. The school week couldn’t end fast enough.       

 
     
 

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Comments: 5

Equinox-at-dawn [2016-04-06 21:14:42 +0000 UTC]

I'm going to need a bigger 'Undertale scum' trashcan to live in if this keeps being amazing! Can't wait for the next one. Now anyone know where to buy some more trashcans?  

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DarkRoseTheHedgie In reply to Equinox-at-dawn [2016-04-06 23:56:48 +0000 UTC]

Oh thank you so much! Im working on the next chapter as we speak ^.^

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Hidaniscute17 [2016-03-09 17:12:59 +0000 UTC]

id say a horror/anime movie or maybe a harry potter one. Loved the chapter by the way. 

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DarkRoseTheHedgie In reply to Hidaniscute17 [2016-03-09 18:00:13 +0000 UTC]

I like the horror movie idea. And thank you! ^.^ Im glad you enjoyed it!

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Hidaniscute17 In reply to DarkRoseTheHedgie [2016-03-11 09:23:32 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome and I just thought that it would be interesting to see how they would react to it. im happy that you like the idea. Can't wait for the next chapter when you are able to put it up.

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