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TheGlassEmperor [2016-08-22 02:09:32 +0000 UTC]

Titanfall 2's pretty damn awesome, isn't it?

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NewPlanComics [2016-08-21 23:04:06 +0000 UTC]

1. The Hugh Jackman movie with the robot combat is 'Real Steel'.
2. This picture is Bad Ass! Love that a Quarian operative is taking on the mech! Great work!

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DarthS4nchez [2016-08-21 21:31:49 +0000 UTC]

Have you ever heard about the game "Titanfall"? A game about giant battle robots, that punch each other in their faces, just like in that movie with Hugh Jackman, "The Last Samurai". It's Call of Duty with robots, fairly that's the best game ever created. From the same guys, who made Modern Warfare 2, that was the best multiplayer since the creation of curling, and now when we've got Titanfall, you simply call EA technical support and say: "Hello. Technical support? What's your name? Doesn't matter. Listen... You return me all the money, I've spent on Origin games, and add Titanfall on my account. And every DLC that comes later. And then, I'll think about not coming to your office with a shotgun and shooting in your face. Okay? Thank you. Have a good night" - and then you spend day and night, playing Titanfall. 'Cause it's our manly subject - robots. While girls have their own stupid interests, like career and child breeding, a man is busy with normal things: Robots, and comic books, and comic book based movies, and games based on comic book based movies, and collecting action figures from games based on comic book based movies, and watch cartoons... 'CAUSE I'M A MAN!!!1!1!!! *cough, cough, cough* We were born at the wrong time, and we can be interested only in freakin' cars, which had already existed over a hundred years ago. And a hundred years later everyone will be riding on robots, and youtubers will be making reviews on robots, and the smaller *censored* you have, the bigger robot you buy for yourself, that means I'd ride at least on a Death Star, IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN... Actually, no. What I've been talking about? ... TITANFALL! That's brilliant shooter, which has parkoor and jet-packs, and almost a new Mirror's Edge, where you can also play a hot chick. 'Cause no one in the Internet will know that you're playing as a girl. NO ONE. And you're fighting in three planes at the same time: on the streets, in the buildings and on the roofs of the buildings. And your mind separates on three dimensions and you exist in the past, in the present and in the future at the same time. And you follow Asimov's three laws of robotics, and you've got three personalities inside of you. And then you jump up in your titan and all your walls become sticky (Titans are so cute and so awesome :3). And you are sitting in the giant robot, press the people below you, and you're totally happy. And you don't care about peasants shouts: "That's stupid. Unrealistic. 6 against 6 fights". That's a game for fun. If you want some hardcore experience - go play Mechwarrior Online, where roleplayers are throwing dice, like "Have you broken through your enemy's armor with your laser or not". I don't have time for this, I am a prime-minister of a fictional country. I've got wife and children... and a catalogue model as a lover. I just want to relax and play Titanfall for almost 200 hours... and then cry about wasted li~ LET'S SET THE SCORES!
It is Call of Duty - 8/10 With robots - 12/10 Which stomp people with their claws - 24/10 Access through Origin - -2/10
Final Score - 57/10

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