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Published: 2010-06-03 22:03:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 1605; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 72
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As the sensors of the Polaris register a strange metallic object on the surface of an uncharted M class planet, the shuttlecraft Sonora is dispatched for further investigation.Sonora by me
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If the chief Bad Guy talks like Mister Evil -- sorry, like DOCTOR Evil -- there's got to be a conference room with chairs that dump people into fire pits at the flick of a switch!
"Ahhh! Help! Please! I'm quite badly burned! I'm in a lot of pain!"
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Khan just had to make do with ear-invading brain parasites. I'm sure he would have been more inventive in a better climate.
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What, scratching a blackboard with his nails?
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No... Gilligan's Island reruns on endless loop replay; Kirk has his eyes wired open a la Clockwork Orange!
Hell, I can come up with some dark and horrible things WITHOUT being stranded on an alien hell-hole planet.
Still -- the blackboard is a definite possibility...
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Having them listen to Twilight being read out allowed by a stereotypical teenage girl. After ten minutes, sudden death sets in
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Now THAT is just pure sadism!
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To quote the old Russian joke: "But Comrade Chapayev, we're soldiers, not sadists!"
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Ah, I do not know that one. Much as the Camel Joke was unfamiliar...
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The soldiers of Comrade Chapayev (a hero of the Russian Civil War of 1917-19) capture a White Army soldier who won't talk.
- Tie him and let him spend the night in the snow! - orders Chapayev. After the night passes, the POW does not talk.
- Kick him in the guts twenty-five times! - comes the next order. The poor White Army guy is kicked half-dead but still refuses to talk. Chapayev is enraged.
- Make him sniff the inside of my boot!
Hearing this, Petka (Chapayev's loyal aide-de-camp) ashens and mumbles:
- But Comrade Chapayev, we're soldiers, not sadists!
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Ouch, now that IS a step too far! (laughs!)
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Nice! So, if it's the Bay's sister, does it have an evil guy with an awesome accent?
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GOODY! We couldn't have a sister of the Bay without having some awesome accents to go along with it!
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It looks like a TV ariel, no offense, perhaps it's where Britains Got Talent is broadcast from lol!! 
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Just blast and scoot, Captain...
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Surely the ship would be spread over several hundred meters. Those things were made out of tin-foill compared to federation ships plus they were very very hollow. It would have shattered if it had hit at that angle and if the chemicals that made up the fuel didn't spread the wreckage further when it blew then the elements prevailing on a minshara class planet would have scattered it to the four winds in the intervening centuries.
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Maybe it soft-landed but the Augments erected it as pop art
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... At the preview, it looked like you had made a vacuum cleaner.... I was just thinking "wth? " xD
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Nahh, probably some far-off Alpha Quadrant place.
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Maybe they landed where Khan was trying to go?
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No, I think it would be logical for the Augments to go on separate patches.
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And they say the transporter depot in San Franciso is the "hind end of space"
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The sister ship of the Botany Bay.
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