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Published: 2012-09-22 06:47:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 7861; Favourites: 330; Downloads: 18
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he's getting ideas, and that is not good. DIB STOP HIM!!!!!I'll scan this later...
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Should be reading about the British. They did have the largest empire on Earth. So there's where you start Zim, not with the cheese eating surrender monkeys that are the French, who drop tail, and run at the sight of German marching band. And yes I will talk shit about the French, because Napoleon wasn't French. He was Corsican. Which Just goes to show, that the only way the French could be a powerhouse, was with a tactician, who's ancestry is more closely linked with the Italians than the French. The last time the French where actually a powerhouse on their own, was whenΒ CharlemagneΒ The Great, almost pulled Europe out of the Dark Ages by himself. Credit where it's due, Charlemagne was a man that you feared and respected. Otherwise, France has been a joke of a nation, since Germany marched on Paris in 1871, and dissolved the Second French Empire, while also claiming the Alsace-Lorraine region. Even before then, France has never really recovered from the French Revolution, which the world is still feeling the effects of to this day. So yeah, you want to learn about conquering Zim? Learn from anyone, except the French.Β
(Note: This is all in jest. Grusnoid is a shallow asshole, and his views are not to be taken seriously in any way. The French are a fine people, with a long tradition of art, culture, and sophistication. For the record, I'm sure the French military is a fine military, and has learned from their past mistakes. I.E. Building a wall on one side of their border, and then letting armored divisions with air support march to their capital from the unfortified section in under six weeks. Still that was the past, and I'm sure France has a powerful military. In closing, please do not take the above section seriously.)
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Both are short, lethal, dictator wannabes.
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Next thing you know he's gonna be reading 'Mein Komph'. O_O Please don't tell me I just gave him an idea.
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Well it can't get any worse than learning from Kim Jun Un.... or whatever the name of the North Korean dictator is...
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Hahaha, and they share more than being short. Good idea!
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few hours later
red-what do you mean there was a guy who took a place over b but he's so short
zim-yep now I triple determined my tallest
red-oh irk no
purple-I told you we should of killed him
zim-eh
red-NOTHING
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In my opinion, Adolf Hitler is the most dangerous! XDΒ
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Hey-hey... I wonder what Zim's reaction will be when he reads about the Napoleon's defeat in 1812 Β
That is actually the first thing which comes into my head when I think of this name.
P.S. Oh, wait. I know the other thing... THE CAEK!
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Oh, no! Somebody, quick! Get that book away from him!!!
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Oh dear.... RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIVES!
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me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*leaps to Zim's seat*
Me: *Hits head against desk.* DANGIT.
Zim: Nice try...
Me: At least he didn't read that-
Zim: WHAT?!? HE WAS SHORT?!?!
Me: Never mind....
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If anyone (besides Napoleon) would have a Napoleon Complex, it would be Zim! xD
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XDD YES JUST YES XDDD
This is absolutly perfect,i swear youve never done a single work of fanart that i didnt like,never. I love this,keep up he amasing work!
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This is just perfect. I absolutely love it!
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