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Description
Name: DBZtyphlosion (Also goes by Brandon and DJ)

Race: Some kind of human (I think…)

Skin tone: Pale

Age: 20 as of June 26th, 2018

Gender: Male

Hair: Brown

Hair Length: Short top fade

Eye: Green

Height: 5’9 or 5’10 (In other words, short)

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Main Attire: Dark gray silk t-shirt, black shorts, purple baseball cap with black curly L on the front and slightly bent bill, gray and orange sneakers

Build: Fat

Fighting Style: Manchild-fu

Weapons:

Wooden baseball bat: Uses it to hit those who threaten him

Boomerang: Rarely uses it as he can never get it to come back to him

Powers/Skills:

Obnoxious Manchild Scream: Randomly screams loudly and obnoxiously, more to annoy foes. Can be damaging to hearing if close enough to an enemy’s ears

Kobe!!!: Will throw random things, sometimes for no reason

Gassy: Just trust me on this one.

Rage: When frustrated or angry, acts like strength is magnified a hundred fold

Random Acts of Insanity: Everything ranging from laughing for no reason to talking to himself and everything in between

Scathing Sarcasm: Treat him with common courtesy and he will do the same. If not, watch out.

Wild Imagination: Often uses his imagination to conjure almost anything imaginable, though rarely uses it in combat. He often uses it to try and be funny.

Invulnerability: Due to his role as a comic relief character, he is immune to most factors that are lethal to most individuals. (Ex. When shot with a gun, instead of a bullet wound, the bullet explodes in his face, leaving his entire upper body blackened, like in an old cartoon.)

Super Squishyness: Whether from his invulnerability or from being overweight, his entire body is able to stretch like rubber

Dragon's Breath: Whenever he eats a large amount of spicy food, able to shoot flames as a result. These flames can come out of...both ends... Just a fair warning

Power of Jibberish: Can speak the ancient language of jibberish, using it to baffle and distract his foes

Personality: Usually very easy going, prefers to keep things simple if possible. Can act like the manchild that he is if made upset or if he’s trying to make people laugh, usually the latter. Sometimes the way to his heart is through his stomach. Is an ambivert, meaning he can alternate between being socialable and antisocial. Can often become incredibly lazy, especially on gloomy days and would rather just lay in bed and watch YouTube videos. Actually, he likes doing that on nice days as well.

Likes: Most food, writing, making people laugh, comedy, watching sports (especially baseball), New York Yankees, making money, video games, YouTube videos, rock (in most incarnations like metal), being a crazy manchild, making jokes about himself, Murica, muscle cars, hot rods, history, people who I consider chill, watching really good artists, helping whoever I can with whatever, being creative

Dislikes: Politics, pickles, running, stupid debate topics (like the “Pineapple on Pizza” debate, gods that one drives me NUTS!!!), people who are jerks to people for no reason, most country music, most rap music, math (MATH IS THE DEVIL, I TELLS YA! THE ****ING DEVIL!!!), Boston Red Sox, Ryan Braun (Idk why, I just don’t…), being upside down in the air, snakes, large spiders, people who try to shove a certain religion or a certain viewpoint down someone’s throat, people who I view as a**holes, the fact that I dislike a lot more things than I first thought I did until I started writing this, humanity more and more, Fortnite (Because I am HORRIBLE at it), writers block

A man(child) of many interests, DBZtyphlosion can only be described as a mystery wrapped in an enigma and stuffed into a conundrum (kinda like a Turducken, but with words that go with mystery instead of poultry). One day, he mysteriously arrived on deviantArt, eventually dabbling in various styles before becoming primarily a writer.

He is incredibly unpredictable, with some never knowing what he will say/do next. He seems friendly enough, at least until you do something like argue over if water is wet or not, which will send him on a triggered rampage. To earn his favor, you would most likely need to provide him a tribute. Most foods work for this, except pickles. (Seriously though, just the smell of pickles is enough to make me puke…)

He usually arrives into battle either on a motorcycle that he stole from a nearby biker bar, or on top of a fire breathing eagle named Bocephus. When you hear the screams that eminate from this obnoxious manchild, expect hilarity to ensue.

It was once said that his scratchy excuse of a beard has the power to… You know what? I think you guys get it. I’m freaking nuts, okay? Take pity upon my insanity!!!

Description
Name: DBZtyphlosion (Also goes by Brandon and DJ)

Race: Some kind of human (I think…)

Skin tone: Pale

Age: 20 as of June 26th, 2018

Gender: Male

Hair: Brown

Hair Length: Short top fade

Eye: Green

Height: 5’9 or 5’10 (In other words, short)

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Main Attire: Dark gray silk t-shirt, black shorts, purple baseball cap with black curly L on the front and slightly bent bill, gray and orange sneakers

Build: Fat

Fighting Style: Manchild-fu

Weapons:

Wooden baseball bat: Uses it to hit those who threaten him

Boomerang: Rarely uses it as he can never get it to come back to him

Powers/Skills:

Obnoxious Manchild Scream: Randomly screams loudly and obnoxiously, more to annoy foes. Can be damaging to hearing if close enough to an enemy’s ears

Kobe!!!: Will throw random things, sometimes for no reason

Gassy: Just trust me on this one.

Rage: When frustrated or angry, acts like strength is magnified a hundred fold

Random Acts of Insanity: Everything ranging from laughing for no reason to talking to himself and everything in between

Scathing Sarcasm: Treat him with common courtesy and he will do the same. If not, watch out.

Wild Imagination: Often uses his imagination to conjure almost anything imaginable, though rarely uses it in combat. He often uses it to try and be funny.

Invulnerability: Due to his role as a comic relief character, he is immune to most factors that are lethal to most individuals. (Ex. When shot with a gun, instead of a bullet wound, the bullet explodes in his face, leaving his entire upper body blackened, like in an old cartoon.)

Super Squishyness: Whether from his invulnerability or from being overweight, his entire body is able to stretch like rubber

Dragon's Breath: Whenever he eats a large amount of spicy food, able to shoot flames as a result. These flames can come out of...both ends... Just a fair warning

Power of Jibberish: Can speak the ancient language of jibberish, using it to baffle and distract his foes

Personality: Usually very easy going, prefers to keep things simple if possible. Can act like the manchild that he is if made upset or if he’s trying to make people laugh, usually the latter. Sometimes the way to his heart is through his stomach. Is an ambivert, meaning he can alternate between being socialable and antisocial. Can often become incredibly lazy, especially on gloomy days and would rather just lay in bed and watch YouTube videos. Actually, he likes doing that on nice days as well.

Likes: Most food, writing, making people laugh, comedy, watching sports (especially baseball), New York Yankees, making money, video games, YouTube videos, rock (in most incarnations like metal), being a crazy manchild, making jokes about himself, Murica, muscle cars, hot rods, history, people who I consider chill, watching really good artists, helping whoever I can with whatever, being creative

Dislikes: Politics, pickles, running, stupid debate topics (like the “Pineapple on Pizza” debate, gods that one drives me NUTS!!!), people who are jerks to people for no reason, most country music, most rap music, math (MATH IS THE DEVIL, I TELLS YA! THE ****ING DEVIL!!!), Boston Red Sox, Ryan Braun (Idk why, I just don’t…), being upside down in the air, snakes, large spiders, people who try to shove a certain religion or a certain viewpoint down someone’s throat, people who I view as a**holes, the fact that I dislike a lot more things than I first thought I did until I started writing this, humanity more and more, Fortnite (Because I am HORRIBLE at it), writers block

A man(child) of many interests, DBZtyphlosion can only be described as a mystery wrapped in an enigma and stuffed into a conundrum (kinda like a Turducken, but with words that go with mystery instead of poultry). One day, he mysteriously arrived on deviantArt, eventually dabbling in various styles before becoming primarily a writer.

He is incredibly unpredictable, with some never knowing what he will say/do next. He seems friendly enough, at least until you do something like argue over if water is wet or not, which will send him on a triggered rampage. To earn his favor, you would most likely need to provide him a tribute. Most foods work for this, except pickles. (Seriously though, just the smell of pickles is enough to make me puke…)

He usually arrives into battle either on a motorcycle that he stole from a nearby biker bar, or on top of a fire breathing eagle named Bocephus. When you hear the screams that eminate from this obnoxious manchild, expect hilarity to ensue.

It was once said that his scratchy excuse of a beard has the power to… You know what? I think you guys get it. I’m freaking nuts, okay? Take pity upon my insanity!!!