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Marriage or Relationship
With a Significant Other ...
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's...then get a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want .....then get a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies...then get a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores...then get a dog !
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually...then get a dog.
BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ......
...then get a CAT!
Did you think that I was going to say... marry a man?
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Comments: 18
...and Yes, I thought you will say... marry a man!
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Yes Deb I did!!!Thank you for the dedication,I wish I could get a dog though,but where I live they don't allow!!!Great piece of wording for dog lovers!!!!!Thank you again for the joke!!!God bless!Hugs! Glen
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do I dare send this to a cat lover
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cant afford to lose the only 2 friends I have
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Meow. >
Although if you want someone who is rambunctious, sociable, and young at heart, maybe you should get my cat.
No, don't. I love her.
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