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Published: 2016-10-27 07:23:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 2659; Favourites: 55; Downloads: 0
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Description [Name] took a deep breath, turning around and preparing to throw the bouquet in her hands. This was the one time she was going to be able to toss the bouquet at her own wedding, so she couldn't screw it up.

"Don't be nervous, [Name], or you'll throw it too far back!" Hinata said, patting her shoulder.

Not like that would calm me down... [Name] thought as she let out that deep breath, and tossed the flowers behind her.

She turned around as everyone gasped, and she could see the bouquet falling down behind the line of people.

Crap.

That’s what you get for skipping gym class all these years, [Name] chided to herself.

She winced and looked away, waiting for the sound of the bouquet hitting the marble floor.

But it never came. Instead, a sharp, excited yell pierced through the silence. "I got it!”

She glanced upwards to see a grinning Noya on the ground, arms outstretched, and the bouquet of roses flying through the air, in the direction of the crowd.

What??

Everyone stood still, confused, as their gazes followed the bouquet across the room.

[Name] felt something move, and turned to see Kageyama almost instinctively adjust his footing ever so slightly to face the bouquet which hurled towards him.

"Kageyama!" Hinata shouted beside her, almost making her deaf, and everyone looked to the groom, shocked by the abrupt shout.

[Name]'s gaze shifted back to Kageyama just as the bouquet hit his hands perfectly, and he tossed it diagonally in her direction. Or, more accurately, a little to her right.

The body of warmth disappeared from her side. Before [Name] knew it, Hinata was in the air. Something shot across the room faster than her eyes could follow.

Everyone looked at the bouquet as it slammed onto the ground, petals falling off.

The young ladies who had lined up to catch the bouquet looked wide-eyed at the pile of crumpled stems and petals on the ground.

“Hinata, nice kill! Noya, nice receive!” Tanaka punched the air.

Laughter broke out among the volleyballers, and both the groom and his best man were too busy giving each other high-fives to see [Name] deadpanning from where she stood.
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"W-wait! DUMBASS HINATA YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE UP THERE WITH YOUR WIFE!"

Hinata's bronze eyes widened in realization, and he turned to look at her. [Name] only gave him a weak thumbs up.

Why... Why did she marry him?
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Comments: 17

The-Queen-Of-Mokonas [2018-01-04 02:40:34 +0000 UTC]

R.I.P flowers~! XD  

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DeeNotMe In reply to The-Queen-Of-Mokonas [2018-01-06 05:38:18 +0000 UTC]

They will live on forever in our hearts XD

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The-Queen-Of-Mokonas In reply to DeeNotMe [2018-01-06 06:53:10 +0000 UTC]

                             

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mahoutokoro [2016-11-08 12:21:56 +0000 UTC]

I'M YELLING THIS IS SO FUNNY A++ and cute too omg this is great, good job!!!!! ♡♡

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DeeNotMe In reply to mahoutokoro [2016-11-08 12:38:56 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!   

Also, your watch makes me really happy XD

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mahoutokoro In reply to DeeNotMe [2016-11-08 12:50:17 +0000 UTC]

it's my pleasure! i'm looking forward to future fics! keep up the good work c:

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MattSmithDoctor [2016-11-02 14:46:54 +0000 UTC]

OMG THEY ARE SUCH DUMB ASSES I LOVE IT!!! XDDD

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DeeNotMe In reply to MattSmithDoctor [2016-11-02 23:45:41 +0000 UTC]

I know right?  Haha I'm glad you enjoyed it!  

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Yoshioka1 [2016-10-27 19:59:25 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha
THIS WAS AMAZING!!
I loved how they were playing volleyball with the flowers    

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DeeNotMe In reply to Yoshioka1 [2016-10-28 01:28:53 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! The fact that people like this makes me really happy <3

But playing volleyball with the flowers is totally something they'd do isn't?!? Hahaha, just imagining it is too funny.

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Yoshioka1 In reply to DeeNotMe [2016-10-28 17:57:57 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I could imagine them doing this on Hinata's wedding

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OtakuMyButt [2016-10-27 16:51:00 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS TOO AMAZING- ( *`ω´) HNGGG smiling too much right now, great job on the collab!

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DeeNotMe In reply to OtakuMyButt [2016-10-28 01:26:24 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! I'm glad that you liked it and that it was able to make you smile XD

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Reiusa [2016-10-27 11:35:26 +0000 UTC]

OMG this is so adorable!!! Love this and super in character!! Lolol I can just imagine Reader-chan's face...all deadpanned!! XDD

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DeeNotMe In reply to Reiusa [2016-10-27 12:34:29 +0000 UTC]

Aww thank you for reading! I'm really happy that you liked it XD I'm really satisfied with how this turned out; it was just a rough idea at first, and I didn't know who to cast as the groom, hahaha

And thank you for the favourite, too!  

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MsTrivous [2016-10-27 10:20:42 +0000 UTC]

OH. MY. GOD.

HAHAHAHHAHA ❤️
I CAN TOTALLY IMAGINE THIS HAPPENING!!

This was so funny I'm crying

Such an amazing job from 2 lovely people~

But I can also imagine Hinata being a nervous wreck on his own wedding day haha

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DeeNotMe In reply to MsTrivous [2016-10-27 11:02:36 +0000 UTC]

LOL I'm glad someone else can imagine the exact scene playing out. I was in tears laughing while I wrote.  

Thank you for the compliment  and all the favourites love <33

Hinata would totally be shutting himself in the toilet not being able to come out before his wedding though HAHA

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