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               I was finally free for a month from both Naruto and Goody-Good Sakura, also the rest of the school freaks. I never liked either of them anyway. Sakura was always flirting with me, but didn’t she know that she would get nowhere? And then Naruto! He was always bugging me about stupid little things, and I don’t know why? Maybe he could at least bug Sakura just enough so that she would stop bugging me? Or do it for all the rest of the girl in our class.
               I walked down the main street of our town, hoping to find a place to eat. The only places I saw didn’t interest me so I just fell on an old habit, Ramon Noodles. As I walked up to the counter, there sat Naruto with his normal stack of bowls next to him a ways down. He was already on his seventh bowl. I couldn’t believe that he could eat that much. I went in some more and sat down a ways down from him, ordering a bowl of original Ramon.
“Mr. Satou this is amazing! I always like your Ramon! You have the best in all Konoha!” Naruto sang as he finished off the bowl.
“Is there room for an eighth?” Mr. Satou said waving it in font of him.
“Yu bet ya!” he grabbed for it almost falling out of his chair.
“Here you go.” One of the waiters set down my bowl of Ramon and left some seasoning also.
“Wait. Can you give this to the boy in the orange coat, and don’t tell him who sent it.” I whispered handing him enough money for three more bowls of Ramon.
“Yes sir.” He took the money, then left.
                Naruto had gotten the money, and to my surprise he didn’t use it on Ramon. Instead he stuck it in his pocket and left, never noticing me. Soon I also finished my dinner and paid for it. As I walked out a paper flew onto my face. Angered I quickly pulled it off and read it for a laugh.
!Test Your Sexual Orientation!
               This is a quiz to see who you truly are in your love life. If you like who or what you think that you do or maybe even don’t.

(Guys)
1. Are you more concerned about your appearance then how well you fight?
Y
N
2. Do you enjoy painting your nails?
Y
N
3. Do you have any close friends that are girls?
Y
N
4. Do you tend to say “Oh my God!” a lot?
Y
N
5. How well groomed is your hair?
Not well
Well
Really well
Perfectly well
6. Do you like Akico Yoshiro, the chart topping pop artist?
Y
N

For every question I answered, I got closer to what I subconsciously knew.
                  When I finished the paper back at my home I got my answer. GAY. It didn’t really surprise me at all. I’ve never really been attracted to girls. And I do have more friends that are girls, and that’s probably why Sakura’s flirting bugs me so. But this feeling deep down inside me. This feeling that comes with Naruto’s face or presence. Was it because I was attracted to him? Or worse… falling in love with him?

                  All the next day I pondered this. I also wondered when this had happened, why it happened, and to whom else I was attracted to. I wondered hard, and soon I had a list.
• Naruto
• Gaara
• Kakashi
It was mostly people I’ve spent a lot of time around. But still why Naruto! He was a gross arrogant worm that I was unfortunate to have in my class. I hated him not loved him! But this feeling I feel when I’m around him, it’s a good feeling, not a bad one. But still why Naruto? Why someone who I utterly hate?!
               Around the next day I still hadn’t had it all figured out. Just that this just must be a crush. Besides Naruto’s not gay, he likes Sakura… I think. He did kinda stop bugging her after that little incident with the falling off my table in class, he was on, and falling onto my lap, kissing me on accident. Still this needed more thought, and more evidence. So I would just have to spy on Naruto, no matter how much I didn’t want to.

               Slowly and skillfully I creped up to Naruto’s room, telling the old woman to tell him nothing of me. As I grew closer and closer my heart began to pulse uncontrollably. I tried to slow it down but nothing worked. It kept pulsing faster and faster until I was right next to Naruto’s door. The old woman said it was the one with the orange on it. Slowly I clasped my hand around the knob and turned. The sound it made felt so load, and hard. The scrapping wouldn’t cease. So I clasped harder and gave the knob one quick twist, it opened without a sound.
                The room I stood in was bare, and it had only the few bare essentials. Compared to this room, my small little house was a mansion. Now I really felt bad.
                On the small table a few feet from me sat a small carving of a person. It was tall and lean, but not finished yet. It still had no physical markings other then a slight glimpse of hair. Whoever it was must mean enough to Naruto for him to make a carving. As I got closer, lying next to it was a knife with a piece of waxing cloth attached to it. He was planning something big for the carving.
                As I got further into the room I found a small cap on the pillow and a worn imprint of a slender boy’s body on the mattress. Next to the bed sat one small plain white dresser with two drawers. Carefully I opened them not wanting to disturbed anything. All that the drawers held was some shirts and a bunch of papers. Curious I picked up a paper and read it.

Naruto,

You request to move to another class has been denied. We hope you will take this time to resubmit a new request if there still is problems
If you have any further questions we ask that you please call the home office at 749-25 or contact them at the place of work, next to the arena.
Sincerely,
  Raansu Doi,
                                                                                       Placement manager
Raansu Doi
                                                                        Original Transcript

                 I am requesting that I be moved to another class. My reasons are: I am down littled, made fun of and physical abused almost very day. This is by one person in my class. They are a danger to my welfare and I request to be moved or to have them moved.

Sincerely,
  Naruto U.

Who was he talking about? And why did he try to be moved?
                   After placing the paper back and closing the drawers, I moved on to the kitchen. It was like a normal kitchen, it had a sink, stove, fridge, and some appliances scattered around. Really it didn’t look any different then my kitchen. But when I got to really looking tons of freeze dried Ramon Noodles. A whole three cupboards full. “So that’s how he has so much room for noodles, he eats them all the time.” I whispered making a mental note.
Quickly I closed the cupboards and started to walk out when a picture caught my eye. When I passed by it I saw that it was the picture that we took the first time we entered Mr. Kakashi’s class, he was one of our favorite teachers. But Sakura’s face had a big X over it with a little note by it: Hate Her! “I thought he liked her? I guess not.” I was only half turned when a paper sticking out of the picture frame caught my attention. Fearing that I’ve already stayed too long, I took the note with me, hoping he wouldn’t notice.

Naruto, I fear for you well being, so I will have to ask you to take some time off from school! After the month is up, I ask you to take another week off. Please take this time to clear anything up with people before you come back.

Kakashi

                As I read I tried to think back. Could Kakashi mean Sakura? Or me? Or someone else I don’t know?
                 I stuck it on my wall by my door so tomorrow I could sneak back in to get it to him. Then I headed off for a walk in the park, passing Itachi’s door.

Description
               I was finally free for a month from both Naruto and Goody-Good Sakura, also the rest of the school freaks. I never liked either of them anyway. Sakura was always flirting with me, but didn’t she know that she would get nowhere? And then Naruto! He was always bugging me about stupid little things, and I don’t know why? Maybe he could at least bug Sakura just enough so that she would stop bugging me? Or do it for all the rest of the girl in our class.
               I walked down the main street of our town, hoping to find a place to eat. The only places I saw didn’t interest me so I just fell on an old habit, Ramon Noodles. As I walked up to the counter, there sat Naruto with his normal stack of bowls next to him a ways down. He was already on his seventh bowl. I couldn’t believe that he could eat that much. I went in some more and sat down a ways down from him, ordering a bowl of original Ramon.
“Mr. Satou this is amazing! I always like your Ramon! You have the best in all Konoha!” Naruto sang as he finished off the bowl.
“Is there room for an eighth?” Mr. Satou said waving it in font of him.
“Yu bet ya!” he grabbed for it almost falling out of his chair.
“Here you go.” One of the waiters set down my bowl of Ramon and left some seasoning also.
“Wait. Can you give this to the boy in the orange coat, and don’t tell him who sent it.” I whispered handing him enough money for three more bowls of Ramon.
“Yes sir.” He took the money, then left.
                Naruto had gotten the money, and to my surprise he didn’t use it on Ramon. Instead he stuck it in his pocket and left, never noticing me. Soon I also finished my dinner and paid for it. As I walked out a paper flew onto my face. Angered I quickly pulled it off and read it for a laugh.
!Test Your Sexual Orientation!
               This is a quiz to see who you truly are in your love life. If you like who or what you think that you do or maybe even don’t.

(Guys)
1. Are you more concerned about your appearance then how well you fight?
Y
N
2. Do you enjoy painting your nails?
Y
N
3. Do you have any close friends that are girls?
Y
N
4. Do you tend to say “Oh my God!” a lot?
Y
N
5. How well groomed is your hair?
Not well
Well
Really well
Perfectly well
6. Do you like Akico Yoshiro, the chart topping pop artist?
Y
N

For every question I answered, I got closer to what I subconsciously knew.
                  When I finished the paper back at my home I got my answer. GAY. It didn’t really surprise me at all. I’ve never really been attracted to girls. And I do have more friends that are girls, and that’s probably why Sakura’s flirting bugs me so. But this feeling deep down inside me. This feeling that comes with Naruto’s face or presence. Was it because I was attracted to him? Or worse… falling in love with him?

                  All the next day I pondered this. I also wondered when this had happened, why it happened, and to whom else I was attracted to. I wondered hard, and soon I had a list.
• Naruto
• Gaara
• Kakashi
It was mostly people I’ve spent a lot of time around. But still why Naruto! He was a gross arrogant worm that I was unfortunate to have in my class. I hated him not loved him! But this feeling I feel when I’m around him, it’s a good feeling, not a bad one. But still why Naruto? Why someone who I utterly hate?!
               Around the next day I still hadn’t had it all figured out. Just that this just must be a crush. Besides Naruto’s not gay, he likes Sakura… I think. He did kinda stop bugging her after that little incident with the falling off my table in class, he was on, and falling onto my lap, kissing me on accident. Still this needed more thought, and more evidence. So I would just have to spy on Naruto, no matter how much I didn’t want to.

               Slowly and skillfully I creped up to Naruto’s room, telling the old woman to tell him nothing of me. As I grew closer and closer my heart began to pulse uncontrollably. I tried to slow it down but nothing worked. It kept pulsing faster and faster until I was right next to Naruto’s door. The old woman said it was the one with the orange on it. Slowly I clasped my hand around the knob and turned. The sound it made felt so load, and hard. The scrapping wouldn’t cease. So I clasped harder and gave the knob one quick twist, it opened without a sound.
                The room I stood in was bare, and it had only the few bare essentials. Compared to this room, my small little house was a mansion. Now I really felt bad.
                On the small table a few feet from me sat a small carving of a person. It was tall and lean, but not finished yet. It still had no physical markings other then a slight glimpse of hair. Whoever it was must mean enough to Naruto for him to make a carving. As I got closer, lying next to it was a knife with a piece of waxing cloth attached to it. He was planning something big for the carving.
                As I got further into the room I found a small cap on the pillow and a worn imprint of a slender boy’s body on the mattress. Next to the bed sat one small plain white dresser with two drawers. Carefully I opened them not wanting to disturbed anything. All that the drawers held was some shirts and a bunch of papers. Curious I picked up a paper and read it.

Naruto,

You request to move to another class has been denied. We hope you will take this time to resubmit a new request if there still is problems
If you have any further questions we ask that you please call the home office at 749-25 or contact them at the place of work, next to the arena.
Sincerely,
  Raansu Doi,
                                                                                       Placement manager
Raansu Doi
                                                                        Original Transcript

                 I am requesting that I be moved to another class. My reasons are: I am down littled, made fun of and physical abused almost very day. This is by one person in my class. They are a danger to my welfare and I request to be moved or to have them moved.

Sincerely,
  Naruto U.

Who was he talking about? And why did he try to be moved?
                   After placing the paper back and closing the drawers, I moved on to the kitchen. It was like a normal kitchen, it had a sink, stove, fridge, and some appliances scattered around. Really it didn’t look any different then my kitchen. But when I got to really looking tons of freeze dried Ramon Noodles. A whole three cupboards full. “So that’s how he has so much room for noodles, he eats them all the time.” I whispered making a mental note.
Quickly I closed the cupboards and started to walk out when a picture caught my eye. When I passed by it I saw that it was the picture that we took the first time we entered Mr. Kakashi’s class, he was one of our favorite teachers. But Sakura’s face had a big X over it with a little note by it: Hate Her! “I thought he liked her? I guess not.” I was only half turned when a paper sticking out of the picture frame caught my attention. Fearing that I’ve already stayed too long, I took the note with me, hoping he wouldn’t notice.

Naruto, I fear for you well being, so I will have to ask you to take some time off from school! After the month is up, I ask you to take another week off. Please take this time to clear anything up with people before you come back.

Kakashi

                As I read I tried to think back. Could Kakashi mean Sakura? Or me? Or someone else I don’t know?
                 I stuck it on my wall by my door so tomorrow I could sneak back in to get it to him. Then I headed off for a walk in the park, passing Itachi’s door.