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"And this one goes here!" Deidara said happily while he placed an explosive in the rack of nitrous oxide tanks. He smiled at his handy work, the strings of copper connecting them all and than finished up with his phone as a timer. He looked it all over twice making sure it would work before he strolled over to the tanks and opened one. He raced out of the room and found his way back up stairs to where he saw Kisame has just picked up Itachi. "Hey guys, I think we should get out of here."

"We need help!" Suigetsu called coming back into the main room. He looked around as Kisame quickly rushed Itachi out making the room nearly empty. "Blondie! Come help us carry people out!"

"There are more people to rescue? Aren't we just rescuing Sasuke?" Deidara complained as he walked across the room to look in the hall. He saw Konan being helped up by Karin and the kids looking at him. "Can't we just let her burn?"

"No, come help us with Nagato and the lackeys, they're unconscious and hurt inside the lab." Sasuke said and stood up against the wall, his face clearly expressing some frustration with his movement.

"Calm down kid, go help Karin with Konan, we'll get them." Deidara said and opened the door putting the stop down. He walked in with Naruto and Suigetsu behind him leaving Sasuke to walk over to Karin and take Konan's other side. "You okay, Sasuke?"

"Yea, just drowsy." He muttered ignoring the extreme pain in his arm. Slowly the two made there way out into the entrance hall and Sasuke saw the blood in a spray pattern. He stopped, halting the operation. "Who was shot?"

"I don't know, I just heard it and someone screaming. We better hurry." Karin said and Sasuke nodded. They made their way over to the door where they encountered a problem. "Um, I'll run and hit the handicap button."

Karin quickly went and hit the bright blue button. When she did the door opened and Sasuke tossed Konan over one shoulder to make his way out, making sure his face was straight and not grimacing from pain. "Come on Karin!"

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"Please, listen… he's an asshole." Deidara argued as Naruto picked up Hidan and tossed him over a shoulder. Naruto looked at him, "He deserves to die, really he does. He's this super crazy guy who kills for this psychotic Jashin guy. Just leave him."

"Pick that guy up and let's go, no arguing." Naruto said strictly. Deidara looked down at Kakuzu and grabbed him under the arms trying to move him. He ended up walking backwards dragging the man through the entire building, being the last one in.

"No good rotten kid… Doesn't even know who these guys are… World would be better if they all blew up." Deidara hit the doors and pushed it open with his back he quickly hustled out side the doors hitting Kakuzu on the legs. "Sorry. Ah, what do you care, you're out cold, bastard."

"Bring him over here." Karin yelled to Deidara as they set the researchers together. Deidara pulled Kakuzu over and dropped him on top of Hidan. "Good."

"I need a cell phone." Deidara said and looked around. Karin shook her head, Sasuke did too. Suigetsu complained about Kisame never letting him have a phone. Deidara sighed and ran over to Kisame grabbing his phone from his belt. He quickly began dialing as Kisame started to protest. "I'm borrowing this…. And 3…2…Boom!"

Suddenly the building went up in flames. Deidara than raised the phone and turned on the camera function. Kisame grabbed his cell phone back and snapped it shut. "No evidence. Everyone in the cars now! We have to get going."

Kisame said and than grabbed Sasuke dragging him to the trunk of the hummer. He opened it and saw Itachi lying there, swearing lightly under his breath. He held his leg tightly and looked at his baby brother. "Sasuke, get in there and help him with keeping pressure on it."

"Right." Sasuke said and quickly climbed in moving Itachi's hands so he could clamp his down. Kisame shut the door and made sure everyone else was put somewhere, Sasori already having left gave room to everyone in the hummer.

Naruto popped his head over the back of the seat. He looked at Itachi and saw the blood on his pants. "You got shot?"

"Turn around and sit down!" Sasuke snapped at him. "We're speeding out of the parking lot of a building we just blew up. Now is not the time to be reckless."

"Sasuke, cool it. Everything will be fine." Itachi said and he reached up and ruffled Naruto's hair. "Yea, I got shot… but I got him back. I shot Madara in the shoulder with Kisame's gun, I think he just made it to the medical building…I still left my gun though."

"No, ya didn't." Suigetsu muttered and reached in his pants to pull the gun out. He carefully held it over the seat giving it back to Itachi. Itachi looked at it and shoved it in the holster. "I have a bad habit of pocketing weapons people leave lying around."

"Thank god." Itachi muttered when they heard Kisame yell for them to brace. Suigetsu started panicking and buckling everyone up. Sasuke and Itachi both pressed their bodies hard against the opposing sides of the hummer and felt them hit the curve hard.

"Holy shit, what are you doing? You drive worse than Itachi!" Deidara shouted. "You're going over 100, we're going to crash!"

"I swear to god, I'll toss you out of the car at speed if you don't shut up!" Kisame yelled and they hit another hard curve. Suddenly Kisame stopped the car and Karin looked out the window. She turned to them as Kisame got out, "We're at Jugo's tattoo parlor."

"Sweet…" Suigetsu said and unbuckled himself and climbed out over Karin. He walked in casually and waved at Jugo who looked up from his work on Tayuya's thigh. "Hey Jugo, what's up?"

"Not much…" He stopped as Kisame carried Itachi with Sasuke close on his heels. Kisame set Itachi down and turned to Jugo waving him over. Jugo looked at Itaci's leg and inquired. "What happened to you guys?"

"Not now, I need anything that will disinfect. Suigetsu, knife." Kisame said as Jugo grabbed a bottle and a cloth. Suigetsu dug in his pants producing five, he went through and gave Kisame the one with the smallest blade. Kisame cut Itachi's pants open and let Jugo apply the disinfectant. Within a few seconds Kisame was digging for the bullet in Itachi's leg.

Sasuke stood by Itachi the entire time, watching and holding his hand. After a minute of pain Itachi passed out and Kisame popped the bullet out. Kisame grabbed the bullet and picked Itachi back up. "Sorry for bothering you."

"It's fine, Kisame. I guess I'll get caught up when my shift is done." Jugo said as they began to leave. Suigetsu on the other hand was busy starring at the wall and found something awesome. "Jugo, can I get this one, the one with the swords."

"No more tattoos until you're eighteen." Kisame said holding the door open. He nodded to Suigetsu waiting. Suigetsu stomped his foot in frustration and walked out upset whining, "But Dad!"

"Stop calling me that!" Kisame yelled as the door shut. Tayuya sat up and laughed a bit. "Man Jugo, I thought you had some weird friends, and I knew they were dangerous, but damn, bullets. That's hardcore."

"No, that's a problem." He said starting the motor of the tattooing machine. Grabbing his tattooing gun back up and he grabbed her thigh scaring her. "Are you okay?"

"Yea, yea… It's just…" She said blushing. She stopped when she heard snickering from Sakon and Ukon. "You spineless bastards! Want to make something? Do you? You worthless shits!"

"Aw… I think she's mad…" Sakon hissed and turned smiling to his brother. Ukon nodded and laughed. "I agree, women usually do that…" "It's all because of her stupid little crush on Jugo…"

Tayuya blushed and did the only thing she could think of. She scowled and quietly walked into the back office to be alone. Jugo stood up and looked at them. "Stop being assholes."

"Hey, wait Jugo!" Sakon said trying to stop him but he walked passed them. He knocked on the door to the office and waited for the door to open. Tayuya opened it about to yell at the person who was going to bother her. She stopped and saw Jugo's huge hand land on her head, "The machine's still running…"

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"Yes, no, I'm not sure where he is. I've already given you everything, and if not, the dean of medical has it. I can't do that…" Deidara said and hung up the pay phone outside of the parlor as the rest of the Black Birds came walking out. Deidara followed them into the hummer and waited silently for Kisame to drive off. Instead Kisame got in and stared at him. "Hm?"

"Who did you call?" Kisame asked curiously.

"The police. I dropped off all the information to lock Madara away at the dean's office, told her to keep quiet about it. I think she appreciated it." Deidara said happily and twiddled his thumbs most contently.

"Right…" Kisame started the hummer and took off down the street. They stayed quiet through the ride to Black Bird except when Naruto turned around to check on Sasuke. Sasuke was mostly preoccupied with holding his unconscious brother in his arms but turned and smiled at him.

"I'm sorry I snapped." Sasuke uttered softly and offered his boyfriend his hand. Naruto smiled and took it interlocking their fingers. Naruto turned back around keeping his arm behind the seat so he could stay connected to Sasuke, who just sat in the trunk blushing brightly.

When they arrived at Black Bird they found that Sasori wasn't there, and more importantly, Itachi was bleeding heavier. Kisame was the one to take him from Sasuke and toss him over his shoulder. Kisame without a word disappeared into the entrance house. Naruto climbed over the seat and exited out of the trunk with Sasuke. "Why's Kisame so worried about your brother."

"They're best friends, and more or less, Kisame wouldn't have anyone to talk to if it wasn't for Itachi." Sasuke said and watched as Suigetsu came to stand next to him. He placed a hand on Sasuke's shoulder and pointed to where Kisame was and than to them. "I know; it's us in five years. One's completely malicious and the other out of it most of the time."

"Yea, want to know something cooler? Kisame left his keys in the hummer." Karin said leaning out of the hummer with them. "And so we don't get in more trouble than it's worth, Deidara's offered to chaperone us just so we have a gun."

"Where are we going than?" Naruto asked as they all turned around. Suigetsu grabbed the keys and hopped in the driver's seat. He smiled and shut the door. Naruto turned to Sasuke and looked for help but Sasuke smiled and dragged him back into the car.

"Isn't it obvious?" Sasuke asked him. "We had trouble at school, I was kidnapped, than kidnapped again, rescued, my brother was shot, Deidara blew up a building and than got Madara arrested, and now we're stealing a car. We're going to get cake."

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"Two of everything on the desert menu please, and feel free to bring it as it finishes." Sasuke said handing off the menus to the waitress. She made a comment to them about how much food they go through and walking away with everybody laughing. "Now Deidara, have you ever eaten here before?"

"No, I usually just make food at home… Well, Sasori's house." He said and scratched the top of his head. He looked around and than turned back to them. "So, with two of everything… How much does this usually cost?"

"Um… last time it was 137 or 138, but double, that's 270-something. Doesn't matter, because this is on Madara." Sasuke said and pulled out a smooth black wallet and pulled out a black credit card. "I swiped it when he kidnapped me, a little trick I learned from Suigetsu. We also have…. My school picture?"

Naruto looked at it and nodded. "Yep, that's you. Wonder why he has that in there?"

"Because he's a creepy old git who thinks I'm amazing." Sasuke said and pulled out the next thing, "He has a Hooters gift card? Those poor girls…"

"He is creepy." Karin said and watched as Deidara swiped it. He shoved it away into his pocket and smiled waiting for the waitress to come back. Karin shook her head. "You just made yourself creepy."

"I'm not creepy, I'm slightly perverted." Deidara corrected happily. Sasuke kept going through pulling things out. "Picture of his cat, picture of his cat, several business cards, library card, and four more credit cards are all that I have left of him, thank God. Hey, sweet, money."

"How much? And is there a quarter, I want a gumball." Suigetsu asked leaning across the table. Sasuke dug through it and shook his head. Suigetsu sat back disappointed and glared out the window. "I wonder how pissed Madara's going to be?"

"Doesn't matter, there's steel bars and reinforced concrete between us now. Look." Sasuke said as he pointed up to the TV hanging above the counter.

Madara was being led out live in handcuffs from the medical building, Tsunade and Shizune standing proudly in the background. "Hi, Su Chang here live in from of the 1800 building, where Dean of Sciences, Madara Uchiha, is being arrested on over 400 charges of kidnapping, Murder in the first, second and third degrees, false imprisonment, assault and battery. This came after an anonymous source left over 9000 pages of work history detailing the gruesome experimentation of college students and the elderly."

"Bastard deserves it." Deidara muttered. "Not a half an hour ago a large scale fight erupted at the Sciences building, leading to the explosion of the building. None were hurt from the blast however, from the fighting, Uchiha was shot in the shoulder, and two other men were seriously injured with several broken bones. All are being taken to Konoha General."

"Dude, you're pictures up there!" Suigetsu said loudly. Sasuke snapped his eyes to the TV. "Standing to inherit everything left behind by Uchiha when his likely conviction goes through for life in prison is his nephew and ward, a junior at West View, Sasuke. From public files, it looks like his inheritance stands to be a mansion and 10s of millions from sales of Uchiha's science books, which we have learn have sky rocketed in the past few hours. Reporting from the 1800 building, I'm Su Chang."

"I'm a millionaire…" Sasuke said sinking back into the booth seat. He smiled and thought for a second before smiling. "We are all going to Cancun for spring break."

"Jugo would never let me." "Kisame would have a cow." "Jiraiya would actually ground me." "I'll go!" Deidara said happily. "I love Cancun, you can get all this super cheat shit there. I also don't have any parents keeping me from going."

"Lucky… Hey, you want Kisame. You can just have him." Suigetsu offered. As the waitress came back with a tray full of plates Sasuke sat back up. She set them down and went back to the kitchen promising more soon.

"Cake…" Karin said grabbing the triple fudge. It was than a phone rang. They all stopped to figure out where it was coming from when Naruto pulled his phone out. He answered with a quarried look it seeing 'Sasuke' pop on screen and got this back: "YOU STUPID ASS PUNKS, YOU STOLE MY HUMMER!"

"It's for you." Naruto said calmly as he handed the phone over to Suigetsu.

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Madara was peaceful as he left the hospital and was escorted past lines of photographers and reporters. He looked to the police and asked him to stop and looked straight at the camera, "Kid, make sure you have yourself checked out, traitor is sneaky. Broadcast that on all the channels. Make sure he gets that."

"Come on." The cop said and they went into the police wagon. Madara sat down with the guard next to him and waited. "So… You really killed over 400 people."

"All in the name of science. I'm trying to find immortality." Madara said calm as day. The guard scoffed as if Madara had said something stupid. "You think I jest sir, but I assure you, I'm trying to find it but someone's already discovered it."

The ride to the station was short. Madara cooperated completely while greeting and being greeted by officers everywhere, recognizing many of them from when he took in Itachi and Sasuke. His prints were taken, along with pictures and he went into an interrogation room.

The police chief came in and sat down. "Why the Hell would you do something like that Madara? We've got evidence up the wazoo of everyone involved and what you've done, minus a few things. A few names blurred out here and there. Mind filling them in?"

"I'll give you the names of the people who helped me the most, but those who I picked on, made to work, and protested me, I won't name... I've got to remain somewhat likable or it won't work out, you see." He said stiffly and sat back. The door opened and two cups of coffee were brought in. "Thank you. I must say you all have kept your manners."

"Names." The chief said impatient. He pulled out a pen and a piece of paper and slide them to Madara. Madara grabbed the pen thinking how fast he could fling it in the chiefs neck and escape. He didn't though, he would be gunned down outside. Quickly scribbling them he gave both back and began to sip politely at the coffee. "Nagato… Unconsious in the hospital, Konan, also, along with Hidan and Kakuzu, however, number five, we don't have him."

"Ah, he's a tricky little snake. Likes to hang around in dark allies. By the way, if you find him, let me kill him. He hasn't worked for me in a while, but he hasn't stopped doing what I did, on a very much larger scale." Madara took another sip. "He's the Cardiac Murder."

"He's the one who killed off the entire town? You knew who he was all along?" The chief said in disbelief. Madara sat back and smiled, a sick twisted little smile.

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"And this one goes here!" Deidara said happily while he placed an explosive in the rack of nitrous oxide tanks. He smiled at his handy work, the strings of copper connecting them all and than finished up with his phone as a timer. He looked it all over twice making sure it would work before he strolled over to the tanks and opened one. He raced out of the room and found his way back up stairs to where he saw Kisame has just picked up Itachi. "Hey guys, I think we should get out of here."

"We need help!" Suigetsu called coming back into the main room. He looked around as Kisame quickly rushed Itachi out making the room nearly empty. "Blondie! Come help us carry people out!"

"There are more people to rescue? Aren't we just rescuing Sasuke?" Deidara complained as he walked across the room to look in the hall. He saw Konan being helped up by Karin and the kids looking at him. "Can't we just let her burn?"

"No, come help us with Nagato and the lackeys, they're unconscious and hurt inside the lab." Sasuke said and stood up against the wall, his face clearly expressing some frustration with his movement.

"Calm down kid, go help Karin with Konan, we'll get them." Deidara said and opened the door putting the stop down. He walked in with Naruto and Suigetsu behind him leaving Sasuke to walk over to Karin and take Konan's other side. "You okay, Sasuke?"

"Yea, just drowsy." He muttered ignoring the extreme pain in his arm. Slowly the two made there way out into the entrance hall and Sasuke saw the blood in a spray pattern. He stopped, halting the operation. "Who was shot?"

"I don't know, I just heard it and someone screaming. We better hurry." Karin said and Sasuke nodded. They made their way over to the door where they encountered a problem. "Um, I'll run and hit the handicap button."

Karin quickly went and hit the bright blue button. When she did the door opened and Sasuke tossed Konan over one shoulder to make his way out, making sure his face was straight and not grimacing from pain. "Come on Karin!"

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"Please, listen… he's an asshole." Deidara argued as Naruto picked up Hidan and tossed him over a shoulder. Naruto looked at him, "He deserves to die, really he does. He's this super crazy guy who kills for this psychotic Jashin guy. Just leave him."

"Pick that guy up and let's go, no arguing." Naruto said strictly. Deidara looked down at Kakuzu and grabbed him under the arms trying to move him. He ended up walking backwards dragging the man through the entire building, being the last one in.

"No good rotten kid… Doesn't even know who these guys are… World would be better if they all blew up." Deidara hit the doors and pushed it open with his back he quickly hustled out side the doors hitting Kakuzu on the legs. "Sorry. Ah, what do you care, you're out cold, bastard."

"Bring him over here." Karin yelled to Deidara as they set the researchers together. Deidara pulled Kakuzu over and dropped him on top of Hidan. "Good."

"I need a cell phone." Deidara said and looked around. Karin shook her head, Sasuke did too. Suigetsu complained about Kisame never letting him have a phone. Deidara sighed and ran over to Kisame grabbing his phone from his belt. He quickly began dialing as Kisame started to protest. "I'm borrowing this…. And 3…2…Boom!"

Suddenly the building went up in flames. Deidara than raised the phone and turned on the camera function. Kisame grabbed his cell phone back and snapped it shut. "No evidence. Everyone in the cars now! We have to get going."

Kisame said and than grabbed Sasuke dragging him to the trunk of the hummer. He opened it and saw Itachi lying there, swearing lightly under his breath. He held his leg tightly and looked at his baby brother. "Sasuke, get in there and help him with keeping pressure on it."

"Right." Sasuke said and quickly climbed in moving Itachi's hands so he could clamp his down. Kisame shut the door and made sure everyone else was put somewhere, Sasori already having left gave room to everyone in the hummer.

Naruto popped his head over the back of the seat. He looked at Itachi and saw the blood on his pants. "You got shot?"

"Turn around and sit down!" Sasuke snapped at him. "We're speeding out of the parking lot of a building we just blew up. Now is not the time to be reckless."

"Sasuke, cool it. Everything will be fine." Itachi said and he reached up and ruffled Naruto's hair. "Yea, I got shot… but I got him back. I shot Madara in the shoulder with Kisame's gun, I think he just made it to the medical building…I still left my gun though."

"No, ya didn't." Suigetsu muttered and reached in his pants to pull the gun out. He carefully held it over the seat giving it back to Itachi. Itachi looked at it and shoved it in the holster. "I have a bad habit of pocketing weapons people leave lying around."

"Thank god." Itachi muttered when they heard Kisame yell for them to brace. Suigetsu started panicking and buckling everyone up. Sasuke and Itachi both pressed their bodies hard against the opposing sides of the hummer and felt them hit the curve hard.

"Holy shit, what are you doing? You drive worse than Itachi!" Deidara shouted. "You're going over 100, we're going to crash!"

"I swear to god, I'll toss you out of the car at speed if you don't shut up!" Kisame yelled and they hit another hard curve. Suddenly Kisame stopped the car and Karin looked out the window. She turned to them as Kisame got out, "We're at Jugo's tattoo parlor."

"Sweet…" Suigetsu said and unbuckled himself and climbed out over Karin. He walked in casually and waved at Jugo who looked up from his work on Tayuya's thigh. "Hey Jugo, what's up?"

"Not much…" He stopped as Kisame carried Itachi with Sasuke close on his heels. Kisame set Itachi down and turned to Jugo waving him over. Jugo looked at Itaci's leg and inquired. "What happened to you guys?"

"Not now, I need anything that will disinfect. Suigetsu, knife." Kisame said as Jugo grabbed a bottle and a cloth. Suigetsu dug in his pants producing five, he went through and gave Kisame the one with the smallest blade. Kisame cut Itachi's pants open and let Jugo apply the disinfectant. Within a few seconds Kisame was digging for the bullet in Itachi's leg.

Sasuke stood by Itachi the entire time, watching and holding his hand. After a minute of pain Itachi passed out and Kisame popped the bullet out. Kisame grabbed the bullet and picked Itachi back up. "Sorry for bothering you."

"It's fine, Kisame. I guess I'll get caught up when my shift is done." Jugo said as they began to leave. Suigetsu on the other hand was busy starring at the wall and found something awesome. "Jugo, can I get this one, the one with the swords."

"No more tattoos until you're eighteen." Kisame said holding the door open. He nodded to Suigetsu waiting. Suigetsu stomped his foot in frustration and walked out upset whining, "But Dad!"

"Stop calling me that!" Kisame yelled as the door shut. Tayuya sat up and laughed a bit. "Man Jugo, I thought you had some weird friends, and I knew they were dangerous, but damn, bullets. That's hardcore."

"No, that's a problem." He said starting the motor of the tattooing machine. Grabbing his tattooing gun back up and he grabbed her thigh scaring her. "Are you okay?"

"Yea, yea… It's just…" She said blushing. She stopped when she heard snickering from Sakon and Ukon. "You spineless bastards! Want to make something? Do you? You worthless shits!"

"Aw… I think she's mad…" Sakon hissed and turned smiling to his brother. Ukon nodded and laughed. "I agree, women usually do that…" "It's all because of her stupid little crush on Jugo…"

Tayuya blushed and did the only thing she could think of. She scowled and quietly walked into the back office to be alone. Jugo stood up and looked at them. "Stop being assholes."

"Hey, wait Jugo!" Sakon said trying to stop him but he walked passed them. He knocked on the door to the office and waited for the door to open. Tayuya opened it about to yell at the person who was going to bother her. She stopped and saw Jugo's huge hand land on her head, "The machine's still running…"

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"Yes, no, I'm not sure where he is. I've already given you everything, and if not, the dean of medical has it. I can't do that…" Deidara said and hung up the pay phone outside of the parlor as the rest of the Black Birds came walking out. Deidara followed them into the hummer and waited silently for Kisame to drive off. Instead Kisame got in and stared at him. "Hm?"

"Who did you call?" Kisame asked curiously.

"The police. I dropped off all the information to lock Madara away at the dean's office, told her to keep quiet about it. I think she appreciated it." Deidara said happily and twiddled his thumbs most contently.

"Right…" Kisame started the hummer and took off down the street. They stayed quiet through the ride to Black Bird except when Naruto turned around to check on Sasuke. Sasuke was mostly preoccupied with holding his unconscious brother in his arms but turned and smiled at him.

"I'm sorry I snapped." Sasuke uttered softly and offered his boyfriend his hand. Naruto smiled and took it interlocking their fingers. Naruto turned back around keeping his arm behind the seat so he could stay connected to Sasuke, who just sat in the trunk blushing brightly.

When they arrived at Black Bird they found that Sasori wasn't there, and more importantly, Itachi was bleeding heavier. Kisame was the one to take him from Sasuke and toss him over his shoulder. Kisame without a word disappeared into the entrance house. Naruto climbed over the seat and exited out of the trunk with Sasuke. "Why's Kisame so worried about your brother."

"They're best friends, and more or less, Kisame wouldn't have anyone to talk to if it wasn't for Itachi." Sasuke said and watched as Suigetsu came to stand next to him. He placed a hand on Sasuke's shoulder and pointed to where Kisame was and than to them. "I know; it's us in five years. One's completely malicious and the other out of it most of the time."

"Yea, want to know something cooler? Kisame left his keys in the hummer." Karin said leaning out of the hummer with them. "And so we don't get in more trouble than it's worth, Deidara's offered to chaperone us just so we have a gun."

"Where are we going than?" Naruto asked as they all turned around. Suigetsu grabbed the keys and hopped in the driver's seat. He smiled and shut the door. Naruto turned to Sasuke and looked for help but Sasuke smiled and dragged him back into the car.

"Isn't it obvious?" Sasuke asked him. "We had trouble at school, I was kidnapped, than kidnapped again, rescued, my brother was shot, Deidara blew up a building and than got Madara arrested, and now we're stealing a car. We're going to get cake."

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"Two of everything on the desert menu please, and feel free to bring it as it finishes." Sasuke said handing off the menus to the waitress. She made a comment to them about how much food they go through and walking away with everybody laughing. "Now Deidara, have you ever eaten here before?"

"No, I usually just make food at home… Well, Sasori's house." He said and scratched the top of his head. He looked around and than turned back to them. "So, with two of everything… How much does this usually cost?"

"Um… last time it was 137 or 138, but double, that's 270-something. Doesn't matter, because this is on Madara." Sasuke said and pulled out a smooth black wallet and pulled out a black credit card. "I swiped it when he kidnapped me, a little trick I learned from Suigetsu. We also have…. My school picture?"

Naruto looked at it and nodded. "Yep, that's you. Wonder why he has that in there?"

"Because he's a creepy old git who thinks I'm amazing." Sasuke said and pulled out the next thing, "He has a Hooters gift card? Those poor girls…"

"He is creepy." Karin said and watched as Deidara swiped it. He shoved it away into his pocket and smiled waiting for the waitress to come back. Karin shook her head. "You just made yourself creepy."

"I'm not creepy, I'm slightly perverted." Deidara corrected happily. Sasuke kept going through pulling things out. "Picture of his cat, picture of his cat, several business cards, library card, and four more credit cards are all that I have left of him, thank God. Hey, sweet, money."

"How much? And is there a quarter, I want a gumball." Suigetsu asked leaning across the table. Sasuke dug through it and shook his head. Suigetsu sat back disappointed and glared out the window. "I wonder how pissed Madara's going to be?"

"Doesn't matter, there's steel bars and reinforced concrete between us now. Look." Sasuke said as he pointed up to the TV hanging above the counter.

Madara was being led out live in handcuffs from the medical building, Tsunade and Shizune standing proudly in the background. "Hi, Su Chang here live in from of the 1800 building, where Dean of Sciences, Madara Uchiha, is being arrested on over 400 charges of kidnapping, Murder in the first, second and third degrees, false imprisonment, assault and battery. This came after an anonymous source left over 9000 pages of work history detailing the gruesome experimentation of college students and the elderly."

"Bastard deserves it." Deidara muttered. "Not a half an hour ago a large scale fight erupted at the Sciences building, leading to the explosion of the building. None were hurt from the blast however, from the fighting, Uchiha was shot in the shoulder, and two other men were seriously injured with several broken bones. All are being taken to Konoha General."

"Dude, you're pictures up there!" Suigetsu said loudly. Sasuke snapped his eyes to the TV. "Standing to inherit everything left behind by Uchiha when his likely conviction goes through for life in prison is his nephew and ward, a junior at West View, Sasuke. From public files, it looks like his inheritance stands to be a mansion and 10s of millions from sales of Uchiha's science books, which we have learn have sky rocketed in the past few hours. Reporting from the 1800 building, I'm Su Chang."

"I'm a millionaire…" Sasuke said sinking back into the booth seat. He smiled and thought for a second before smiling. "We are all going to Cancun for spring break."

"Jugo would never let me." "Kisame would have a cow." "Jiraiya would actually ground me." "I'll go!" Deidara said happily. "I love Cancun, you can get all this super cheat shit there. I also don't have any parents keeping me from going."

"Lucky… Hey, you want Kisame. You can just have him." Suigetsu offered. As the waitress came back with a tray full of plates Sasuke sat back up. She set them down and went back to the kitchen promising more soon.

"Cake…" Karin said grabbing the triple fudge. It was than a phone rang. They all stopped to figure out where it was coming from when Naruto pulled his phone out. He answered with a quarried look it seeing 'Sasuke' pop on screen and got this back: "YOU STUPID ASS PUNKS, YOU STOLE MY HUMMER!"

"It's for you." Naruto said calmly as he handed the phone over to Suigetsu.

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Madara was peaceful as he left the hospital and was escorted past lines of photographers and reporters. He looked to the police and asked him to stop and looked straight at the camera, "Kid, make sure you have yourself checked out, traitor is sneaky. Broadcast that on all the channels. Make sure he gets that."

"Come on." The cop said and they went into the police wagon. Madara sat down with the guard next to him and waited. "So… You really killed over 400 people."

"All in the name of science. I'm trying to find immortality." Madara said calm as day. The guard scoffed as if Madara had said something stupid. "You think I jest sir, but I assure you, I'm trying to find it but someone's already discovered it."

The ride to the station was short. Madara cooperated completely while greeting and being greeted by officers everywhere, recognizing many of them from when he took in Itachi and Sasuke. His prints were taken, along with pictures and he went into an interrogation room.

The police chief came in and sat down. "Why the Hell would you do something like that Madara? We've got evidence up the wazoo of everyone involved and what you've done, minus a few things. A few names blurred out here and there. Mind filling them in?"

"I'll give you the names of the people who helped me the most, but those who I picked on, made to work, and protested me, I won't name... I've got to remain somewhat likable or it won't work out, you see." He said stiffly and sat back. The door opened and two cups of coffee were brought in. "Thank you. I must say you all have kept your manners."

"Names." The chief said impatient. He pulled out a pen and a piece of paper and slide them to Madara. Madara grabbed the pen thinking how fast he could fling it in the chiefs neck and escape. He didn't though, he would be gunned down outside. Quickly scribbling them he gave both back and began to sip politely at the coffee. "Nagato… Unconsious in the hospital, Konan, also, along with Hidan and Kakuzu, however, number five, we don't have him."

"Ah, he's a tricky little snake. Likes to hang around in dark allies. By the way, if you find him, let me kill him. He hasn't worked for me in a while, but he hasn't stopped doing what I did, on a very much larger scale." Madara took another sip. "He's the Cardiac Murder."

"He's the one who killed off the entire town? You knew who he was all along?" The chief said in disbelief. Madara sat back and smiled, a sick twisted little smile.