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Sasuke's iPhone went off to give them an hour to get ready for school He hit it shutting the alarm off and than turned to Naruto and shook him awake. Naruto looked at him, smiled and turned over muttering about skipping school. "Nope, come on. It's going to be fun today."

"Bastard…" Naruto said too tired to get up yet. He yawned and sat up as Sasuke got out of bed and got dressed. Naruto sat up and grabbed his clothes off the floor. "You just want to go and piss people off."

"I do, to be completely honest." Sasuke laughed grabbing his phone and going through it. He shut it off and shoved it away in his back pocket. He waited until Naruto was fully dressed to open the door. They locked hands like it was natural and proceeded to go down the stairs passing Kisame who was going up. Kisame knocked on Suigetsu door and opened it not getting a response.

He grunted and quickly walked upstairs and knocked on Karin's door. After a second the door opened to Suigetsu rubbing his eyes. He looked at Kisame and stepped out in his boxers. "If you're going to go all psycho parent on me I'd like to remind you that you said I could, so it's all your fault."

"Yes, date, not go off and do someone. They're two different things." Kisame said upset at his ward. He crossed his arms and waited for a response. Suigetsu just shrugged nothing thinking anything of it.

"Blame her, it was her idea." He said crossing his arms as well, he waited for a second before Kisame looked like he was going to snap and added this. "Are you sure you're not just pissed off because you haven't gotten laid in forever?"

"Just get ready for school… And she better not turn up pregnant, do you understand?" Kisame said quietly and turned around walking away. Suigetsu shook his head and opened the door going back inside her room. Karin was sleeping quietly half exposed under a blanket. Suigetsu patted her back softly.

"Um?" She muttered and turned getting her glasses. She looked at him and than looked at the clock. She sighed and wrapped the blanket around her sitting up. "Why is my clock on the floor…?"

"I think we knocked it off the table." Suigetsu smiled making Karin roll her eyes.

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Kisame paced in the basement, making Jugo and Itachi annoyed as they tried to tag team a crossword puzzle. After putting down three more words Kisame sighed and plopped down on the couch asking for attention. He didn't receive it. "Guys, you don't see a problem with it at all do you?"

"Like Sasuke will let me advise him on that." "Karin can take care of herself, and let's me know constantly." "Like I even want to know what he does." "Karin did a stint as a hooker, she knows what can happen." They said barely looking up before going back to their purist of 'In the Hobbit, what does Bilbo Baggins call the spiders?' After a few minutes they sighed and looked at each other. "I've never read it." "Me either."

"Whoever got the uber amount of doughnuts, thanks." Sasuke said charging down the stairs. He jumped down and landed happily on the basement floor with Naruto following right behind. Jugo waved a hand in recognition not looking up from the puzzle. "What are you guys staring at?"

Jugo held out the crossword and pointed to it. After a second both Sasuke and Naruto shrugged, however Sasuke dug out his phone and got on the web. After some furious typing and searching he held out the answer. "What the Hell is an Attercop?"

"The answer… It fits perfectly." Itachi said grabbed the pen to write it in. Jugo looked at it and agreed. Sasuke poked Itachi in the middle of the forehead and smiled like he wanted to play. "What's up?"

"How's your leg?" He asked sitting down next to his brother. Itachi shrugged and lifted up his pant leg to show a scar. Sasuke looked at it, than poked it. "It's completely healed, oh my god, you've turned into Wolverine."

"Shut up." Itachi said shoving him away with a smirk. He gave the crossword book completely over to Jugo and stood up nodding for Sasuke to come along. Sasuke followed him out the steel door and it closed. Naruto took his seat at the edge of the couch and set his bag down by the end of it.

Naruto sat quietly for a minute worrying about school and than saw Kisame pacing about the room. He thought that was awkward but found out why as soon as Suigetsu came down stairs and they shunned each other. Kisame headed upstairs trying to upset him; however Suigetsu smirked turning to Naruto. "Ah, Kisame, thinks parent by 50's standards is okay. It's not, by the way."

"Be nice." Jugo warned sticking a finger in the kappa's face without even looking. "He's just worried for your safety, and it doesn't help that when he tells you that you can finally date the first thing you do is go get laid."

"Blame her; she's the one who brought that on. I just did what I was told." Suigetsu argued. He muttered and than sighed, "Everyone always thinks it's the guy's idea, it's not, that was all her but no everyone rags on me about it."

"I'll rag on her when she gets down here." Jugo said and continued working on the puzzle. After a few minutes of slightly agitated quiet Karin made her was groggily downstairs with a doughnut in her mouth she was slowly gnawing on. She sat down facing Naruto on Suigetsu lap and cuddled there until Jugo poked her on the back of her head. "Did you rape Suigetsu last night?"

Suigetsu face went white and he started freaking out. Karin pulled the doughnut from her mouth and didn't miss a beat. "Yea I did, he's my bitch now. Nearly made him scream and cry. Why?"

"Kisame doesn't like the idea of Suigetsu having sex yet, don't do it while he's around, okay?" Karin shrugged and muttered 'sure' laying her head back down on Suigetsu's shoulder. Naruto laughed at Suigetsu, "Ha, you were raped by a girl."

Suigetsu quickly punched him in the lower jaw only halfway meaning it.

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The Uchiha brothers arranged themselves on the stairs both starring down at the dirt and dust ridden floor trying think of what the content of the conversation should be. Sasuke scratched his head and sighed deeply. "I guess I'll have to be extra careful now. At least I know what he looks like now."

"You're to runaway, do you understand? You're not strong enough to fight him." Itachi's voice grew grim and cold. "If what you told me is true, we have no defense against him. The best we can do is run until we can find a way to escape him completely or destroy him."

"I know." Sasuke said. He sat foreword clasping his hands together nervously. He looked at Itachi and with a bit of pathetic expression whispered. "My arm… I think he did something with it, it hasn't stopped hurting since yesterday."

"Do you want to skip today?" Itachi asked putting his hand on his little brother's head. Sasuke shook no and was reeled in. "Do worry about it too much mon frere, I'll have Sasori look at it after school."

"Right, well, I'll get them. I wanted to head in early." Sasuke said and stood up breaking from Itachi. He headed through the metal door leaving Itachi glaring at what used to be his form. He bit his nails and sighed heavily. "I don't like this."

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"Avoid creepy guys!" Deidara shouted as he and Kisame drove away leaving the four Black Birds outside the school, twenty whole minutes before school would start. Karin yawned and rubbed her eyes. "Why do we have to be here so early?"

"I want to find people to brag to." Sasuke said smiling in a showy manner. Everyone just stared at him until he stopped. "I just became a millionaire… I want to brag to everyone that hates me for being me."

"That's understandable. Come on Karin, let's go get some food in the cafeteria." Suigetsu said pulling her by the hand into the school still half asleep. They disappeared and Sasuke turned to Naruto. "You really want to come off as an asshole?"

"But I'm a rich asshole… as soon as Madara's assets are turned over to me. I understand they're trying to get him into trial soon which means a quicker check for me." Sasuke made a pouty look and Naruto grabbed his hand. "Cool, let's go show up everyone we hate."

"You're really enjoying this aren't you?" Naruto asked and Sasuke just nodded bursting into the school with a giant smile on his face Naruto tagging behind finding his mood entertaining.

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"If he stays there for a while? You honestly don't think he can get out do you, that prison is intense. There's no live escape from it." Sasori talked back to the conferencing box on the table in front of him. "Both Itachi and I have been in there numerous times, Madara won't be able to get out."

"Well, Hidan and Kakuzu already broke out of the hospital, how do you think Konan and I are talking to you? All those two have to do is encounter another Deidara and he's out scott-free basically." Nagato said into the phone on his side of the line. "Anyway, we have a more pressing matter. This morning we received a gift basket from Orochimaru…I think he wants back in, and if he does, we're all done for. But still…Against Orochimaru, we're all useless, even my modifications were put to shame. I'm afraid the only way we might be able to beat him is to sac someone to 9."

"No. We'll not stoop to his levels." Itachi said quickly ending that train of thought. He sighed and looked to Sasori. "If you do talk to Orochi, see if you can find out what he's going to do to Sasuke."

"Well, apparently he just wants a plaything like you were. He just told me that he wanted Sasuke." Nagato muttered as in the background the door went off. He sighed and told Konan to shut the door tightly. "Anyway, he said Sasuke had a will to kill and that he could help that. I think he's still trying to make a super genocidal maniac mini-me."

"Wouldn't surprise me. Keep safe." Sasori said and Nagato said 'bye' and hung up. Sasori sighed and pressed the button ending his side of the call. He sat back in his chair and looked at Itachi. "So, where is he?"

"He's at school, wouldn't take my hint to stay home. I wish he would have though. Lock him in a room until he's 18." Itachi stared blankly at the machine. "Sasuke would make a good mini-me, he can't control his anger sometimes."

"I was actually referencing Kisame, but yes, him too." Sasori elaborated. "Is Kisame sick, he'd never miss something like this?"

"Kisame went to a… parent class… down at the Rec Center. Suigetsu and Karin got together and now he doesn't know what to do…" Sasori nodded saying 'ahh…' Itachi laughed. "You'd think he'd be okay with it but, he's not taking it so well. Likes to stab things; alright, swears; not okay, girlfriend; long line of swear words."

"Every parent handles things differently." Sasori muttered and watched as Deidara walked out of a room down the hall in yesterday's clothes. He muttered 'Good morning' through a yawn and walked into the kitchen. "He's old enough to be a parent and yet I have to parent that."

Itachi just laughed and than stopped abruptly. "Oh, Sasuke. He thinks Orochimaru did something to his arm. He's been having nonstop pain in it, I was wondering if you would go and check it out when he gets home from school."

"Oh course, just call me when he gets to that weird little colony you have going and I'll bring by my testing equipment." Sasori said and heard a large moan from the kitchen. "I'm going to regret this… What's wrong Deidara?"

"WE'RE OUT OF CHEERIOS." He whined loudly and walked into the living room leaning over the couch. He turned and looked at Itachi who looked back emotionless. "When did you get here?"

"I've been here for forty minutes. We just had the conference with Nagato." Itachi explained pointing to the device on the table. Deidara threw he head down on the couch complaining that nobody had bothered to wake him up. "We tried."

"You threatened to blow me up." Sasori explained. Deidara nodded amused and walked back into the kitchen. Sasori pointed to him and face palmed. Itachi just laughed getting up. "Luck you, getting to leave…"

"HEY SASORI, WE'RE OUT OF MILK."

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"I'm sorry, there's not much we can do to fix your face without full surgery, and your lost eye… I can't do anything for that without optical surgery. However, you are very old so…" Madara got up off the hospital table and grabbed the ski mask from off the table.

"I know, it's alright. Thanks for stitching up some of the wounds anyhow." Madara said putting the mask on. He offered his hand to the doctor, who shook it nervously, and walked out holding his wrists up to be cuffed. They guards placed them on him and walked him slowly out of the hospital. The press swarmed, questions flying everywhere.

"Was this a revenge-based attack." "How's you're face?" "Will you be having surgery?" Madara asked the officers to stop so he could talk. "Listen, my cell mate was high and fell on the toilet; someone blamed me and smashed my face in. That's all. If you want to talk to me, arrange a meeting at the prison, please."

Madara was than shoved into the car and taken back to the prison, all the while complaining. "I hate reporters. You know when I was running as Dean, those damn college reporters were swarming me. So annoying, luckily if you give them weed they go away."

"Did you just confess to distributing illicit drugs?" The guard asked with a serious face. Madara nodded. "Well, I guess for you and those charges, it doesn't matter. They're talking the death penalty for you."

"Just let me wear a Richard Nixon mask to my injection. I always wanted to be President." Madara said playfully. Luckily his guard didn't get the joke. They exited the car and he was taken into the prison. He was happy until he was told he had a vistor arrive two minutes ago. "Damn, the press is fast."

Madara walked immediately into the waiting room to see a kid there alone and drawing a picture of Godzilla on a notepad. Madara sat down getting his attention and smiled. "What are you, a sketch artist?"

The boy looked up at him. He looked familiar to the old Uchiha. Something about the red hair and green eyes. "No, I'm the senior editor for the Greenpoint High School News, I'm…"

"Gaara, Sasori brags about you. I bet he doesn't know you're here, does he?" Gaara shook his head. "You want a story don't you? How about this one. Four years ago me and several of my people set fire to a Sorority building and captured the girls as they ran out. We kept them in a room under the Science building, fed them only water and bread. We tried to manipulate their genes into one which would be resistance to the common cold.

"Four died of shock, two developed cancer very rapidly so we let one of my associates rape and kill them. The rest were failures with different shit going wrong. We just shot them and tossed their bodies in the incinerator, it was very fun. How's that?"

"Not what I was looking for actually. I came here on behalf of myself, not my school or any press whatsoever." Gaara said sitting foreword. "Over the past couple years I've been able to piece together my uncle's life. I'm warning you not to implicate my uncle, I know you haven't so far, but as I understand it, dead men like to get even."

"If I want to get even at any given point I will. What makes you think you can stop me from getting him the exact same sentence? We did the same thing." Madara said mocking his movements.

Gaara's face didn't even twitch. "You are not the same. My uncle did his work for a job and to make sure you never got too out of control. The way I'm going to stop you from implicating him is by stopping down to your level. You tell and I'll kill Sasuke Uchiha, are we understanding each other now?"

"Yes sir." Gaara grabbed his pad of paper and ripped off the page with Godzilla on it. He set it down the on the table and walked away quietly. Madara picked up the page and looked at the beast with the words 'A small reminder' written at the top. Godzilla was crushing a cat under his foot. "Orochimaru should pick him over Sasuke."

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Sasuke's iPhone went off to give them an hour to get ready for school He hit it shutting the alarm off and than turned to Naruto and shook him awake. Naruto looked at him, smiled and turned over muttering about skipping school. "Nope, come on. It's going to be fun today."

"Bastard…" Naruto said too tired to get up yet. He yawned and sat up as Sasuke got out of bed and got dressed. Naruto sat up and grabbed his clothes off the floor. "You just want to go and piss people off."

"I do, to be completely honest." Sasuke laughed grabbing his phone and going through it. He shut it off and shoved it away in his back pocket. He waited until Naruto was fully dressed to open the door. They locked hands like it was natural and proceeded to go down the stairs passing Kisame who was going up. Kisame knocked on Suigetsu door and opened it not getting a response.

He grunted and quickly walked upstairs and knocked on Karin's door. After a second the door opened to Suigetsu rubbing his eyes. He looked at Kisame and stepped out in his boxers. "If you're going to go all psycho parent on me I'd like to remind you that you said I could, so it's all your fault."

"Yes, date, not go off and do someone. They're two different things." Kisame said upset at his ward. He crossed his arms and waited for a response. Suigetsu just shrugged nothing thinking anything of it.

"Blame her, it was her idea." He said crossing his arms as well, he waited for a second before Kisame looked like he was going to snap and added this. "Are you sure you're not just pissed off because you haven't gotten laid in forever?"

"Just get ready for school… And she better not turn up pregnant, do you understand?" Kisame said quietly and turned around walking away. Suigetsu shook his head and opened the door going back inside her room. Karin was sleeping quietly half exposed under a blanket. Suigetsu patted her back softly.

"Um?" She muttered and turned getting her glasses. She looked at him and than looked at the clock. She sighed and wrapped the blanket around her sitting up. "Why is my clock on the floor…?"

"I think we knocked it off the table." Suigetsu smiled making Karin roll her eyes.

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Kisame paced in the basement, making Jugo and Itachi annoyed as they tried to tag team a crossword puzzle. After putting down three more words Kisame sighed and plopped down on the couch asking for attention. He didn't receive it. "Guys, you don't see a problem with it at all do you?"

"Like Sasuke will let me advise him on that." "Karin can take care of herself, and let's me know constantly." "Like I even want to know what he does." "Karin did a stint as a hooker, she knows what can happen." They said barely looking up before going back to their purist of 'In the Hobbit, what does Bilbo Baggins call the spiders?' After a few minutes they sighed and looked at each other. "I've never read it." "Me either."

"Whoever got the uber amount of doughnuts, thanks." Sasuke said charging down the stairs. He jumped down and landed happily on the basement floor with Naruto following right behind. Jugo waved a hand in recognition not looking up from the puzzle. "What are you guys staring at?"

Jugo held out the crossword and pointed to it. After a second both Sasuke and Naruto shrugged, however Sasuke dug out his phone and got on the web. After some furious typing and searching he held out the answer. "What the Hell is an Attercop?"

"The answer… It fits perfectly." Itachi said grabbed the pen to write it in. Jugo looked at it and agreed. Sasuke poked Itachi in the middle of the forehead and smiled like he wanted to play. "What's up?"

"How's your leg?" He asked sitting down next to his brother. Itachi shrugged and lifted up his pant leg to show a scar. Sasuke looked at it, than poked it. "It's completely healed, oh my god, you've turned into Wolverine."

"Shut up." Itachi said shoving him away with a smirk. He gave the crossword book completely over to Jugo and stood up nodding for Sasuke to come along. Sasuke followed him out the steel door and it closed. Naruto took his seat at the edge of the couch and set his bag down by the end of it.

Naruto sat quietly for a minute worrying about school and than saw Kisame pacing about the room. He thought that was awkward but found out why as soon as Suigetsu came down stairs and they shunned each other. Kisame headed upstairs trying to upset him; however Suigetsu smirked turning to Naruto. "Ah, Kisame, thinks parent by 50's standards is okay. It's not, by the way."

"Be nice." Jugo warned sticking a finger in the kappa's face without even looking. "He's just worried for your safety, and it doesn't help that when he tells you that you can finally date the first thing you do is go get laid."

"Blame her; she's the one who brought that on. I just did what I was told." Suigetsu argued. He muttered and than sighed, "Everyone always thinks it's the guy's idea, it's not, that was all her but no everyone rags on me about it."

"I'll rag on her when she gets down here." Jugo said and continued working on the puzzle. After a few minutes of slightly agitated quiet Karin made her was groggily downstairs with a doughnut in her mouth she was slowly gnawing on. She sat down facing Naruto on Suigetsu lap and cuddled there until Jugo poked her on the back of her head. "Did you rape Suigetsu last night?"

Suigetsu face went white and he started freaking out. Karin pulled the doughnut from her mouth and didn't miss a beat. "Yea I did, he's my bitch now. Nearly made him scream and cry. Why?"

"Kisame doesn't like the idea of Suigetsu having sex yet, don't do it while he's around, okay?" Karin shrugged and muttered 'sure' laying her head back down on Suigetsu's shoulder. Naruto laughed at Suigetsu, "Ha, you were raped by a girl."

Suigetsu quickly punched him in the lower jaw only halfway meaning it.

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The Uchiha brothers arranged themselves on the stairs both starring down at the dirt and dust ridden floor trying think of what the content of the conversation should be. Sasuke scratched his head and sighed deeply. "I guess I'll have to be extra careful now. At least I know what he looks like now."

"You're to runaway, do you understand? You're not strong enough to fight him." Itachi's voice grew grim and cold. "If what you told me is true, we have no defense against him. The best we can do is run until we can find a way to escape him completely or destroy him."

"I know." Sasuke said. He sat foreword clasping his hands together nervously. He looked at Itachi and with a bit of pathetic expression whispered. "My arm… I think he did something with it, it hasn't stopped hurting since yesterday."

"Do you want to skip today?" Itachi asked putting his hand on his little brother's head. Sasuke shook no and was reeled in. "Do worry about it too much mon frere, I'll have Sasori look at it after school."

"Right, well, I'll get them. I wanted to head in early." Sasuke said and stood up breaking from Itachi. He headed through the metal door leaving Itachi glaring at what used to be his form. He bit his nails and sighed heavily. "I don't like this."

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"Avoid creepy guys!" Deidara shouted as he and Kisame drove away leaving the four Black Birds outside the school, twenty whole minutes before school would start. Karin yawned and rubbed her eyes. "Why do we have to be here so early?"

"I want to find people to brag to." Sasuke said smiling in a showy manner. Everyone just stared at him until he stopped. "I just became a millionaire… I want to brag to everyone that hates me for being me."

"That's understandable. Come on Karin, let's go get some food in the cafeteria." Suigetsu said pulling her by the hand into the school still half asleep. They disappeared and Sasuke turned to Naruto. "You really want to come off as an asshole?"

"But I'm a rich asshole… as soon as Madara's assets are turned over to me. I understand they're trying to get him into trial soon which means a quicker check for me." Sasuke made a pouty look and Naruto grabbed his hand. "Cool, let's go show up everyone we hate."

"You're really enjoying this aren't you?" Naruto asked and Sasuke just nodded bursting into the school with a giant smile on his face Naruto tagging behind finding his mood entertaining.

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"If he stays there for a while? You honestly don't think he can get out do you, that prison is intense. There's no live escape from it." Sasori talked back to the conferencing box on the table in front of him. "Both Itachi and I have been in there numerous times, Madara won't be able to get out."

"Well, Hidan and Kakuzu already broke out of the hospital, how do you think Konan and I are talking to you? All those two have to do is encounter another Deidara and he's out scott-free basically." Nagato said into the phone on his side of the line. "Anyway, we have a more pressing matter. This morning we received a gift basket from Orochimaru…I think he wants back in, and if he does, we're all done for. But still…Against Orochimaru, we're all useless, even my modifications were put to shame. I'm afraid the only way we might be able to beat him is to sac someone to 9."

"No. We'll not stoop to his levels." Itachi said quickly ending that train of thought. He sighed and looked to Sasori. "If you do talk to Orochi, see if you can find out what he's going to do to Sasuke."

"Well, apparently he just wants a plaything like you were. He just told me that he wanted Sasuke." Nagato muttered as in the background the door went off. He sighed and told Konan to shut the door tightly. "Anyway, he said Sasuke had a will to kill and that he could help that. I think he's still trying to make a super genocidal maniac mini-me."

"Wouldn't surprise me. Keep safe." Sasori said and Nagato said 'bye' and hung up. Sasori sighed and pressed the button ending his side of the call. He sat back in his chair and looked at Itachi. "So, where is he?"

"He's at school, wouldn't take my hint to stay home. I wish he would have though. Lock him in a room until he's 18." Itachi stared blankly at the machine. "Sasuke would make a good mini-me, he can't control his anger sometimes."

"I was actually referencing Kisame, but yes, him too." Sasori elaborated. "Is Kisame sick, he'd never miss something like this?"

"Kisame went to a… parent class… down at the Rec Center. Suigetsu and Karin got together and now he doesn't know what to do…" Sasori nodded saying 'ahh…' Itachi laughed. "You'd think he'd be okay with it but, he's not taking it so well. Likes to stab things; alright, swears; not okay, girlfriend; long line of swear words."

"Every parent handles things differently." Sasori muttered and watched as Deidara walked out of a room down the hall in yesterday's clothes. He muttered 'Good morning' through a yawn and walked into the kitchen. "He's old enough to be a parent and yet I have to parent that."

Itachi just laughed and than stopped abruptly. "Oh, Sasuke. He thinks Orochimaru did something to his arm. He's been having nonstop pain in it, I was wondering if you would go and check it out when he gets home from school."

"Oh course, just call me when he gets to that weird little colony you have going and I'll bring by my testing equipment." Sasori said and heard a large moan from the kitchen. "I'm going to regret this… What's wrong Deidara?"

"WE'RE OUT OF CHEERIOS." He whined loudly and walked into the living room leaning over the couch. He turned and looked at Itachi who looked back emotionless. "When did you get here?"

"I've been here for forty minutes. We just had the conference with Nagato." Itachi explained pointing to the device on the table. Deidara threw he head down on the couch complaining that nobody had bothered to wake him up. "We tried."

"You threatened to blow me up." Sasori explained. Deidara nodded amused and walked back into the kitchen. Sasori pointed to him and face palmed. Itachi just laughed getting up. "Luck you, getting to leave…"

"HEY SASORI, WE'RE OUT OF MILK."

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"I'm sorry, there's not much we can do to fix your face without full surgery, and your lost eye… I can't do anything for that without optical surgery. However, you are very old so…" Madara got up off the hospital table and grabbed the ski mask from off the table.

"I know, it's alright. Thanks for stitching up some of the wounds anyhow." Madara said putting the mask on. He offered his hand to the doctor, who shook it nervously, and walked out holding his wrists up to be cuffed. They guards placed them on him and walked him slowly out of the hospital. The press swarmed, questions flying everywhere.

"Was this a revenge-based attack." "How's you're face?" "Will you be having surgery?" Madara asked the officers to stop so he could talk. "Listen, my cell mate was high and fell on the toilet; someone blamed me and smashed my face in. That's all. If you want to talk to me, arrange a meeting at the prison, please."

Madara was than shoved into the car and taken back to the prison, all the while complaining. "I hate reporters. You know when I was running as Dean, those damn college reporters were swarming me. So annoying, luckily if you give them weed they go away."

"Did you just confess to distributing illicit drugs?" The guard asked with a serious face. Madara nodded. "Well, I guess for you and those charges, it doesn't matter. They're talking the death penalty for you."

"Just let me wear a Richard Nixon mask to my injection. I always wanted to be President." Madara said playfully. Luckily his guard didn't get the joke. They exited the car and he was taken into the prison. He was happy until he was told he had a vistor arrive two minutes ago. "Damn, the press is fast."

Madara walked immediately into the waiting room to see a kid there alone and drawing a picture of Godzilla on a notepad. Madara sat down getting his attention and smiled. "What are you, a sketch artist?"

The boy looked up at him. He looked familiar to the old Uchiha. Something about the red hair and green eyes. "No, I'm the senior editor for the Greenpoint High School News, I'm…"

"Gaara, Sasori brags about you. I bet he doesn't know you're here, does he?" Gaara shook his head. "You want a story don't you? How about this one. Four years ago me and several of my people set fire to a Sorority building and captured the girls as they ran out. We kept them in a room under the Science building, fed them only water and bread. We tried to manipulate their genes into one which would be resistance to the common cold.

"Four died of shock, two developed cancer very rapidly so we let one of my associates rape and kill them. The rest were failures with different shit going wrong. We just shot them and tossed their bodies in the incinerator, it was very fun. How's that?"

"Not what I was looking for actually. I came here on behalf of myself, not my school or any press whatsoever." Gaara said sitting foreword. "Over the past couple years I've been able to piece together my uncle's life. I'm warning you not to implicate my uncle, I know you haven't so far, but as I understand it, dead men like to get even."

"If I want to get even at any given point I will. What makes you think you can stop me from getting him the exact same sentence? We did the same thing." Madara said mocking his movements.

Gaara's face didn't even twitch. "You are not the same. My uncle did his work for a job and to make sure you never got too out of control. The way I'm going to stop you from implicating him is by stopping down to your level. You tell and I'll kill Sasuke Uchiha, are we understanding each other now?"

"Yes sir." Gaara grabbed his pad of paper and ripped off the page with Godzilla on it. He set it down the on the table and walked away quietly. Madara picked up the page and looked at the beast with the words 'A small reminder' written at the top. Godzilla was crushing a cat under his foot. "Orochimaru should pick him over Sasuke."