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DemonicPuzzline — Blueberry Latte

Published: 2023-03-25 20:57:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 1224; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 0
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Description Age: 30
Element: Electricity Water
Gender: Pangender
Sexuality: Omni
Pronouns: They/It
Relations: Blueberry Donut (Cousin), Blueberry Cake (Cousin), and Blueberry Jello (GF)

Blueberry Latte: Let's go to a place where Donut and Cake wouldn't know.
Blueberry Jello: They'll know. We can't seriously get in trouble with them.
Blueberry Latte: I live with my cousins, they'll catch us.
Blueberry Donut: *Tries to open the door to Latte's room* OPEN UP THE DOOR LATTE!!!
Blueberry Latte: Hide Jello, Don't let them know you were here.
Blueberry Jello: Ok.
[20 Minutes Later]
Blueberry Donut: What were you doing in there? *Grabs Underwear* Is this yours?
Blueberry Latte: Yes, yes, they are.
Blueberry Donut: They don't smell like you. THESE AREN'T YOURS LATTE!!!
Blueberry Latte: I just washed them. That's why they smell like that.
Blueberry Donut: BLUEBERRY CAKE!!!
Blueberry Latte: DON'T GET YOUR SIBLING!!!
Blueberry Cake: What is it, Donut?
Blueberry Donut: Is this yours?
Blueberry Cake: It isn't. One major form of evidence is the Jello stains.
Blueberry Donut: Were you around Jello?
Blueberry Latte: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Blueberry Jello: Latte is fucked.
Blueberry Donut: Explain the stains, then.
Blueberry Cake: Explain.
Blueberry Donut: I forgot about the stains...
Blueberry Donut: Ok Cake let's go. There's no way he's here.
Blueberry Latte: Ok, get in.
Blueberry Jello: *Takes Jacket off*
Blueberry Latte: *Unzips Shirt* We can get away with this...
Blueberry Donut: *Opens Door* What... the... fuck...
Blueberry Latte: Fuck...
Blueberry Jello: Fuck...
Blueberry Donut: *Grabs Blueberry Jello's Stuff* GET YOUR SHIT AND GET OUT OF THE HOUSE JELLO!!! *Throws Stuff at Blueberry Jello* GET OUT!!!
Blueberry Latte: *Silent*
Blueberry Donut: Latte, why? You're already a N.E.E.T. and horny as fuck. What were you doing with Jello?
Blueberry Latte: I love them, but I arn't able to talk to him because of you and Cake, I'm 30, and you're still strict when it comes to dating...
Blueberry Donut: You should get a job before you start dating because you might not be able to sustain yourself and your love interest. I hope you get training and education. You haven't gone to college and only have a high school diploma. Can I help you?
Blueberry Latte: I need help... I wish I was able to get a career without seeing one of my exes, one of which was a transphobic neckbeard who doesn't know what consent is.
Blueberry Donut: Like, what kind of transphobe?
Blueberry Latte: A Trans fetishist. Like a one that watches femboy pornography.
Blueberry Donut: GROSS!!! I hope he gets arrested for SA/CSA and/or a hate crime.
Blueberry Latte: He was arrested for possession of 30,000,000,000,000 hours of lolicon videos.
Blueberry Donut: Jesus fuck...
Blueberry Latte: Yeah, 30 Trillion Hours of Japanese Cheese Pizza.
Blueberry Donut: Jesus fuck... that is illegal, very illegal...
Blueberry Latte: Why can't I spend time with them? They aren't abusive like my neckbeard ex-boyfriend.
Blueberry Donut: Just do it in a hotel, not this fucking house.
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