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Midas: Look Dom, new birds have come to the island.
Dom: Oh! Look guys! they look like the ones near my house in hell!
[...]
Centurion: Why did you bring me?
X-Lord: Dom says he likes you...
Centurion: Really? But he's always sending me hints to leave you alone.
X-Lord: You know those little boys who pull the girl's ponytail he likes?
Centurion: Oh... ok.
[...]
Sanctum: What a good idea you had with this trip, Midas, have you seen how much fun he is having?
Midas: He needed to go out and have some fun, I don't like to see him so sad.
Sanctum: Hey, those birds... I've never seen them around here.
Midas: Yes, it took me a lot to bring them here, but it was worth it.
Sanctum: Did you bring those birds here? why?
Midas: Because no sum of gold compares to seeing him so happy.
Sanctum: Aaaaw~~ Did you really say that? Do you love him that much?
Midas: You know? I've been learning how to kill vampires...
Sanctum: My lips are sealed, boss.
[...]
Dom: Sanctum! Have you seen them? There is one in the top of that tree! Can we have one? I'll call it Centurion.
Centurion: No way! Why do you want to call him the same as me?!
Dom: Because you have a very similar peak.
Centurion: I'm going to kill you, you stupid demon!
Dom: *sticks out tongue to tease*
X-Lord: Guys...
[...]
Sanctum: And what else do you have in mind, Midas?
Midas: Quad racing, fire eater, pizza...
Sanctum: He is not going to forget this day, although... be careful with the fire eaters, it makes him horny.
Midas: I was counting on it.
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Midas: Mira Dom, han venido pájaros nuevos a la isla.
Dom: Oh! Mirad chicos! se parecen a los que habia cerca de mi casa en el infierno!
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Centurion: ¿Porqué me habeis traido?
X-Lord: Dom dice que le caes bien...
Centurion: ¿En serio? Pero si siempre está mandandome indirectas para que te deje en paz.
X-Lord: ¿Sabes esos niños pequeños que tiran de la coleta a la niña que le gusta?
Centurion: Oh... ok.
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Sanctum: Que buena idea tuviste con este viaje, Midas, ¿has visto lo bien que se lo esta pasando?
Midas: Él necesitaba salir y divertirse un poco, no me gusta verlo tan triste.
Sanctum: Oye, esos pajaros... nunca los habia visto por aquí.
Midas: Si, me ha costado mucho traerlos hasta aqui, pero ha merecido la pena.
Sanctum: ¿Tú has traido esos pájaros hasta aqui? ¿Porqué?
Midas: Porque ninguna suma de oro se compara a verlo tan feliz.
Sanctum: Aaaaw~~ ¿En serio has dicho eso? ¿Tanto le quieres?
Midas: ¿Sabes? Me he estado informando de como matar vampiros...
Sanctum: Mis labios estan sellados, jefe.
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Dom: ¡Sanctum! ¿Los has visto? ¡Hay uno en la copa de ese arbol! ¿Podemos tener uno? Lo llamaré Centurion.
Centurion: ¡Ni hablar! ¡¿Porqué quieres llamarlo igual que yo?!
Dom: Porque teneis un pico muy parecido.
Centurion: ¡Voy a matarte, estupido demonio!
Dom: *Le saca la lengua para burlarse*
X-Lord: Chicos...
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Sanctum: ¿Y qué mas tienes pensado, Midas?
Midas: Carreras de quads, tragafuegos, pizza...
Sanctum: No se va a olvidar de este dia, aunque... cuidado con los tragafuegos, le ponen cachondo.
Midas: ... Contaba con ello.
