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Misery
Misery doesn't mean to be a walking disaster area. Her mishaps are usually a combination of clumsiness and extraordinary bad luck. Evidently, these traits run in her family, as Misery has had relatives who have been present at every single major disaster in recorded history (the lost city of Atlantis, the city of Pompeii, just to name a few). Fortunately, her friends are all kindhearted enough to take this in stride. Misery spends most of the time in a state of detached apathy and with ever-present trails of tears running from her eyes.

She does have tiny moments of happiness throughout the series, but unless they're few and far between, her bad luck rears its ugly head and strikes her down with a vengeance, usually in the form of lightning bolts. Sugar is also something that Misery needs to stay away from, because whenever she has any sweets, she goes into a hyper autistic frenzy, running around spouting everything that has ever gone wrong in the history of the world, from major catastrophes like an earthquake in China to small non-events like stubbing her toe in the kitchen.

Despite these problems though, Misery has actually been revealed to be an incredibly gifted singer. However, this talent only shines through whenever she's asleep. Otherwise, her singing just comes out as banshee-like screams. Still, it was enough for Frank and Len to recruit her as lead singer for their band, R.I.P., during a major concert event. Their performance was a huge success, but it remains to be seen if Misery has become a full-time member of the group.

Two of her cousins, Malady and Malaise, once visited. Malady apparently suffers every known disease, symptom and allergy more or less simultaneously and likes to talk (and talk and talk) about them and Malaise normally lives underwater and is narcoleptic. Having the two of them together causes a localized ice age, and the longer they are together (in the same room) the ice age grows and grows.

Description
Misery
Misery doesn't mean to be a walking disaster area. Her mishaps are usually a combination of clumsiness and extraordinary bad luck. Evidently, these traits run in her family, as Misery has had relatives who have been present at every single major disaster in recorded history (the lost city of Atlantis, the city of Pompeii, just to name a few). Fortunately, her friends are all kindhearted enough to take this in stride. Misery spends most of the time in a state of detached apathy and with ever-present trails of tears running from her eyes.

She does have tiny moments of happiness throughout the series, but unless they're few and far between, her bad luck rears its ugly head and strikes her down with a vengeance, usually in the form of lightning bolts. Sugar is also something that Misery needs to stay away from, because whenever she has any sweets, she goes into a hyper autistic frenzy, running around spouting everything that has ever gone wrong in the history of the world, from major catastrophes like an earthquake in China to small non-events like stubbing her toe in the kitchen.

Despite these problems though, Misery has actually been revealed to be an incredibly gifted singer. However, this talent only shines through whenever she's asleep. Otherwise, her singing just comes out as banshee-like screams. Still, it was enough for Frank and Len to recruit her as lead singer for their band, R.I.P., during a major concert event. Their performance was a huge success, but it remains to be seen if Misery has become a full-time member of the group.

Two of her cousins, Malady and Malaise, once visited. Malady apparently suffers every known disease, symptom and allergy more or less simultaneously and likes to talk (and talk and talk) about them and Malaise normally lives underwater and is narcoleptic. Having the two of them together causes a localized ice age, and the longer they are together (in the same room) the ice age grows and grows.