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Published: 2013-03-11 03:51:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 8941; Favourites: 172; Downloads: 34
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Description Horst's very fucked up day, have just turned into a ... very creppy one.

He need to empty his pockets more often. In this case.. maybe not. lol
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KitkattheEevee [2015-07-24 02:35:14 +0000 UTC]

omg

panel 13

my lungs

too much laughing

ow

help

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PieSpie8743 [2015-05-10 12:25:00 +0000 UTC]

BRIEF WRITING EXERCISE
What I imagine the "Lovely Barrier of Doom" sounds like:
"SHOOT HIM!!!"
The whispering of a young girl's enchantments echo all around with the soft, high whirring of pure energy as it surrounds Horst. Confused, the BLU Medic cowers behind his hands, unknowingly empowering what would come to be a very useful spell indeed. The shield grows, expanding out towards his attackers, and a burst of electrical zaps and crackling rings out, followed closely by an explosion which leaves nothing but the blackened skeletons of Horst's enemies behind. With the danger passed, that whispered enchantments fade, and with a small crescendo, the shield vanishes. Horst stares dumbly into the distance, and he feels a soft warmth in his hand. He looks down, and through the bright blue ball of pure light and energy nestled in his hand, the silhouette of Schnapp's favorite toy.

Okay, maybe not so brief. lol!

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Derwen In reply to PieSpie8743 [2015-05-12 11:03:56 +0000 UTC]

XDΒ  i sooo love this!!Β 

You know i always enjoyed your writings you should really do this more often if you have the inspiration for it! ^^

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NikolasZeMedic [2015-04-22 19:14:11 +0000 UTC]

barrier engage!

love this and all comics :3

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AlithiaSigma [2014-11-01 00:43:19 +0000 UTC]

How to kill 30 scoutbots in less than 12 seconds.

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Dafuqer7 [2014-09-10 16:50:57 +0000 UTC]

HL2 rocket out of a Rocket Jumper? Which does damage?

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Derwen In reply to Dafuqer7 [2014-09-10 18:18:21 +0000 UTC]

Yep and it hits an explosive barrel ...also from HL2!!

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Dafuqer7 In reply to Derwen [2014-09-10 18:22:46 +0000 UTC]

What's next? A Strider that shoots laser-guided Pootis?

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leetle-pink-fudge [2014-06-13 11:54:10 +0000 UTC]

Soo.. 'Heilige Schiebe' means Holy Shit right? (no i didn't use a translator)

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Derwen In reply to leetle-pink-fudge [2014-06-14 12:58:59 +0000 UTC]

Yup, "Heilige Scheiße"  means holy shit in german.

Now you have the wisdom of the day. XD

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leetle-pink-fudge In reply to Derwen [2014-06-14 13:31:26 +0000 UTC]

Yippee! I'm learning German!

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LtCommanderT [2014-06-12 22:39:27 +0000 UTC]

*lovely barrier of doom* SOUNDS LIKE MY TYPE OF BARRIER >

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Derwen In reply to LtCommanderT [2014-06-14 12:59:40 +0000 UTC]

I love this barrier like crazy. This is THE BEST thing valve ever gave to medic.

..EVER.

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PieSpie8743 In reply to Derwen [2014-08-10 12:49:57 +0000 UTC]

Besides his amazingly handsome looks.Β Β 

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LtCommanderT In reply to Derwen [2014-06-15 00:27:08 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha it sure as hell is!

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YugiDMega [2014-04-24 01:16:28 +0000 UTC]

wow, truthfully, I'd bring more toys along just to see what would happen next.

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Derwen In reply to YugiDMega [2014-05-01 02:17:17 +0000 UTC]

I suspect two things would happen.. okay maybe three.

1.kitty gets pissed off why Medic takes all her toys away.
2.Cosmic or Astral catastrophy.
3. lol nothing.

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YugiDMega In reply to Derwen [2014-05-03 00:54:19 +0000 UTC]

lol, with my luck the latter would be true XD

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OG-Athrodite [2014-02-19 02:31:11 +0000 UTC]

His face in panel 13, HOLY SHIT XD!

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Derwen In reply to OG-Athrodite [2014-02-23 03:58:46 +0000 UTC]

lol haha! I was laughing and giggling during the faceposing.

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HerrdoktorHans [2014-01-12 20:11:58 +0000 UTC]

The kittey's toy are soooo powerful

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LunarAutumn [2013-11-29 04:44:50 +0000 UTC]

lololol I liked this comic the first time I read it way back when, but now withΒ the new Tale of Two Cities Update, this just got ten times funnier in hindsight XD You predicted the future!

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Derwen In reply to LunarAutumn [2013-11-29 18:23:26 +0000 UTC]

You know whats really cool in this? (apart from the similiarity) This barrier is indeed very useful! XD

Now every medic can help a team more effectively in harder difficulty levels.Β  ... And maybe not to get instantly "vote-kicked".Β  Instant vote-kicks are fucking annoying.Β  Not everyone who plays as medic is a N00b.

Iam happy you think this comic strip got 10 times funnier.

thank you very much for this!

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LunarAutumn In reply to Derwen [2013-11-30 14:14:54 +0000 UTC]

Awww I'm glad I made you happy!

And I completely agree. I've been vote-kicked off of MvM servers more times than I can count just because I chose Medic ... Now I can join in without everybody instantly hating me! It's a miracle! That and the new shield is REALLY fun to use

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HerrdoktorHans [2013-10-01 11:35:29 +0000 UTC]

Dat EPIC POWAHHHHHHH medic you're the best

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SoulEaterQueen [2013-09-06 03:08:27 +0000 UTC]

*stumped*

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randomfan11 [2013-07-21 13:40:02 +0000 UTC]

He should bring that more often.

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Ph03n1x-Warr1or-Z [2013-07-08 15:31:18 +0000 UTC]

I love the gritty textures you are using in this piece. It helps intensify the scenes. Great job!

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lnunnporter [2013-03-16 17:44:16 +0000 UTC]

Dat face

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labet1001 [2013-03-11 13:17:02 +0000 UTC]

And since when can a rocket jumper do ENY sorta damage? Other then that. Great comic.

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Derwen In reply to labet1001 [2013-03-11 14:50:50 +0000 UTC]

Rocket jumpers dont, but the exploding fire barrels can do alot of damage. XD

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Neminder [2013-03-11 13:08:40 +0000 UTC]

Oh man, awesome action in here and wonderful expressions and texture work! 8D I love the last two screens, his face is so hilariously cute! xP My my my, You donΒ΄t mind if I link this to tumblr and link back to you? :3 You need more views!

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Derwen In reply to Neminder [2013-03-11 15:11:54 +0000 UTC]

Aww of course not! Iam always happy if more and more peole like what iam doing!

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Neminder In reply to Derwen [2013-03-12 08:59:01 +0000 UTC]

Awesome. ^^

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Saarabaz [2013-03-11 08:34:13 +0000 UTC]

That reminds me Singularity and Wolfenstein

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Derwen In reply to Saarabaz [2013-03-11 15:01:10 +0000 UTC]

YES! You won a cookie!!

(Both games are my fave!)

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XtremeTerminator4 [2013-03-11 04:17:17 +0000 UTC]

HOLY HELL~ You're zhe opposite of me 0.0
I am Red, I heal from my bionicle hands +revive from zhe death.

You are Blu, you kill from hands everyzhing iz around by panicking when you are in big danger.

Zis is..Amazing Kamerad! ~ SeY, vould you like zhu team up togezher, eeh? Ve vill be much stronger.

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Derwen In reply to XtremeTerminator4 [2013-03-11 15:29:48 +0000 UTC]

LOL I haff a better idea!
...
Lets make a zombie apocalipse! *evil laffter*

...right after i haff finished drinking mein coffee. hmmmm

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Dreamer-In-Shadows In reply to Derwen [2013-08-29 19:29:36 +0000 UTC]

Ok, now I`ll have to watch after Despoiled again.

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lethe-gray [2013-03-11 04:07:45 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHA


Makes me wonder what is up with the cat... O.O

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Derwen In reply to lethe-gray [2013-03-11 14:59:43 +0000 UTC]

Kitty loves shiny glowy things. She probaby "borrowed" it from one of Horst's ...shiny things. lol

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lethe-gray In reply to Derwen [2013-03-11 17:11:07 +0000 UTC]

I... am afraid to look under the refrigerator, all the things she's probably batted under it O.O

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Derwen In reply to lethe-gray [2013-03-11 19:01:10 +0000 UTC]

ROFL! *dies laughing*

Artifacts from an ancient world
to ordinary bottlecaps and some dead bugs. Nothing to be scared of. But i admit it.. dead bugs are pretty scary.
And disgusting. lol

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lethe-gray In reply to Derwen [2013-03-12 00:25:57 +0000 UTC]

And then there's the artifact that revives dead things.


>_> it LOOKED like a bottle cap!

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Derwen In reply to lethe-gray [2013-03-15 20:08:09 +0000 UTC]

An ancient artifact what looks like a bottlecap and revives dead bug..things. Now i'm scared. @_@

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