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The story goes like this: while moving mulch bags that had been sitting on the driveway for a couple of days, several crickets underneath panicked at the sudden daylight and hopped towards the safety of the nearby grass...all except for ONE, who was apparently mentally challenged and leapt the wrong way only to find himself stranded in the middle of a cement desert. After hysterically jumping around in circles a few times, he finds this little pot-hole and thrusts his head in like he's hiding and being all clever and sneaky. I of course find this greatly amusing, so I reach down and give him a few loving pets down his back (I like crickets). He stubbornly keeps his head inside the hole and studiously ignores me. So naturally I ran and got my camera and my favorite dinosaur Spotty. Why did I grab Spotty the dinosaur, you ask? Because reasons.

And yes, I am fully aware Spotty the dinosaur resembles an alligator. Don't ask...he's sensitive on the subject.

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The story goes like this: while moving mulch bags that had been sitting on the driveway for a couple of days, several crickets underneath panicked at the sudden daylight and hopped towards the safety of the nearby grass...all except for ONE, who was apparently mentally challenged and leapt the wrong way only to find himself stranded in the middle of a cement desert. After hysterically jumping around in circles a few times, he finds this little pot-hole and thrusts his head in like he's hiding and being all clever and sneaky. I of course find this greatly amusing, so I reach down and give him a few loving pets down his back (I like crickets). He stubbornly keeps his head inside the hole and studiously ignores me. So naturally I ran and got my camera and my favorite dinosaur Spotty. Why did I grab Spotty the dinosaur, you ask? Because reasons.

And yes, I am fully aware Spotty the dinosaur resembles an alligator. Don't ask...he's sensitive on the subject.