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Published: 2016-10-05 23:59:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 26610; Favourites: 384; Downloads: 149
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I know my joke is good when one of the show runners steals it before I can make it.(I am aware he made that tweet as the show aired. But I'm not on Twitter and I didn't see that until I read the episode followup on EQD Sunday night, after all this was sketched out)
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Do all of your comics have lewd jokes? XP
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Not meaning to quote Button Mash, but... "I don't get it".
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Crabs can mean both the sea creature, and a sexually transmitted disease, AKA a disease you can only attract by having sex with someone. Since Rarity says she got Crabs because of Applejack, it means...
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It's not an STD. It's a parasitic mite. lol
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Lice are insects, not Arachnids.
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Still sexually-transmitted (what with the fact that they're lice specifically adapted for pubic hair).
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LOL!
This could also be alluding to the new MLP movie that is coming out. In it the crew has to help sea ponies.
Perhaps Rarity encounters some crabs in that adventure.
orΒ
It could be the giant crab reference too. Any way. This is very funny!
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What does this mean? Why would crabs be coming out of nowhere?Β
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How old are you? Have you even got sex-ed?
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I'm homeschooled...Β Β And I have some memory issues lol so.... explain?Β
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Crabs is a sexually transmitted disease and it sounds like Rarity got them from AJ
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Wow, I'm not even going to try. Just get sex-ed then.Β
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Isn't it more like pushing him away?
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yes i think i got whyΒ
twilight think err....that happen and she dont wanted spike to help
well i think safe assumed that maybe rarity will explain and show some evidence about it
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So, a crab is also THAT.
Well, I learned a new english word today. Thanks to dirty MLP jokes.
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It's interesting that everybody seems to have gone with this angle, and nobody seems to have with the old "Rarity fighting giant crabs" angle.
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I don't really either. I'm sure there's some sort of dirty meaning behind it, but I'd like to keep what little innocence I have left.
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Hmpf my innocence is already negative and this from a loooong time ! I wanna know !
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Well if you do find out, don't tell me. I'm sure I'll figure it someday, but I want to preserve what little innocence I still have.
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I'm here to destroy innocence, crabs is an std like headlice but for your crotch hair
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Now,
My innocence got sown in negativity
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You'd think Rarity would be used to dealing with crabs by now.
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"The giant crabs were better than this!"
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It turns out, Spike probably meant REAL crabs. I'm sure Tom was waiting outside her door, and Herman (bonus points if you can guess why I used that name) was right on her tail, hanging from the curly bits.
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Ah knew you wouldn't resist, Deusy. Hook, line, and sinker.....
*locks the door*
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AH NEUW YA WUDDENT RIZEAST, DOOSIE. HUK, LAHN, N SENKR. That's what you sound like.
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O_o..... that's good, right?....
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You're supposed to say "I knew" instead of "Ah knew", because you sound like a person mocking the Common Southern Accent.
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What are you guys talking about? She just doesn't want Spike around when Rarity is feeling crabby!
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By the time I read this, I still had no idea what the crabs ment. I mean what does it mean to have crabs in your hair-
*reads past comments*
OH!.....oh.......
XD
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Well, Rarity did say in Pinkie's flashback that the cruise would include "decadence".
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Β "Why does no one love me anymore!"
Β "We don't talk about it."
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