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Devilnumber2 β Horoscope: Scorpio
Published: 2009-09-22 02:48:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 1956; Favourites: 70; Downloads: 0
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As requested, here is Scorpio for all you masochists out there! Be safe and wear a helmet if you can't get hold of a parachute.Related content
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Oh, your description is so ironic to me~Β
My darling boyfriend is a sadist and a Scorpio, I'm a masochistic LeoΒ
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I don't bother with parachutes. I just take a box of doughnuts with me. Drop it during freefall and there's sure to be a fat person below to provide a soft landing.
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Ummm... I didn't really think that through. The doughnuts are falling alongside me. Crap. Oh well, at least they make a nice last meal. See you on the other side, bitches!
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lol im Scorpio but my homestucktard friend ruined horoscope stuff for me
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Scorpios do it on the broken corpses of their enemies!
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Best disease in the world!
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I love that song ^^
My fav part is when He just randomlly says "Kill them" it's sooo funny ^^
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love it. i fell out of a bunkbed while i was sleeping once
xD
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crazy thing was that i was having a dream that a police man told me "When you fall off and hit ur head!" crazy stuff man.
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Hahaha, this is so true XD
Thanks again! Awesome work
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