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Published: 2012-03-08 02:09:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 51798; Favourites: 479; Downloads: 546
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Are you female? Has someone ever pissed you off? When you tried to tell this person off, did you suddenly realize that the organs you told them to suck DID NOT EXIST?How embarrassing.
Well, if you answered yes to all of the above, rejoice.
Now you, too, can tell people off, but with in an appropriately feminine fashion.
Combine this phrase with the crotch chop gesture for maximum BURN (be careful not to hit your jellybean).
Gender equality comes in baby steps, people...baby steps.
Watch the youtube video here: [link]
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I can't help but feel that they've taken on a D-Generation X approach to this...
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THIS IS AWESOME! but I stand by my phrase LOL. SUCK IT.
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Not tried to rude, but I will kick your tacos.....
- Chun Li
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The insult is meant for dhim haters....
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Problem is, the opposite gender would be more likely to enjoy said action in this case. Gender equality does not always mean gender perversity and a lot more men prefer taco's over bratwurst
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But the same could be said of dick sucking. I always wondered what would happen if a straight guy told another guy to suck their dick, and they said yes.
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"Problem is, the opposite gender would be more likely to enjoy said action in this case."
A) That's too much of a blanket statement. A lot of men would not enjoy being forced to sexually pleasure a woman they don't like or know, without the woman doing anything at all for them in return. Believe it or not, not all men are like that. What if the man doesn't find the woman attractive? What if the man finds the woman disgusting? What if the man is happily in a relationship? What if the man straight up hates the woman (which is likely the case, if you plan on using this expression)? I'm sure there are women out there who wouldn't mind "S-ing" certain men's "Ds" in some contexts...but that doesn't diminish the meaning of the phrase. It doesn't matter if the target enjoys the activity. The expression is all about subservience.
B. Who said this expression has to be used on men, anyways?
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A. I never said that 'everyone' would like that sort of thing. I just said that the opposing gender would be far more likely to enjoy it than not IN THIS CASE. I.e. in the case of this picture with Talim and Seung Mina. (I think that's how her name is spelled, correct me if I'm wrong.) If this was taken to mean every women ever then I apologize for not explaining this better.
BUT while were on this topic of discussion, let us follow your line of reasoning as you saw it.
Yes, It was a blanket statement. But that works under the assumption that the two parties are consenting to it. I'm not going to work out every single little detail because there is too much to cover, it's like describing a wilderness scene, are you going to describe every leaf or are you just going to say "Trees" or at best a couple "Types of trees" Same thing here. Also this bleeds into personal opinion, which you stated. There is no empirical proof that all, most or no men would enjoy this sort of thing. To make any sort of grounded factual statement would require a study of every man in the world. This works both ways, yes. But I also used an opinion, an opinion I've based around my intereactions with every male I've ever met, online or otherwise, and believe me when I say I've asked an inordinate amount of them if they'd actually "Go down there" Not only that but my friends and associates who have just out and out brought the subject up on their own. You would be surprised how many of them said they would if the girl was one to their liking. Yes, you covered that little error on my part in your "Blanket statement" Thing, but again I wasn't meaning for it to cover the large LARGE gamut of possibilities in said statement. Also, since you mentioned the act of dominance, I find it far more likely for a man to just get on with it rather than fight the problem. Sure, they would fight back if it was something or someone that they didn't want but Ive noticed that men -for the most part- have lower standards. Why? Because women often times have higher ones. There are exceptions, yes, but again this is based on my observations throughout my life and I've seen far FAR more men shot down than women. Sure, this is subject to debate as well but I've also asked just about everyone I know who has broached the subject this question. It's not a scientific fact but it's at least an informed opinion.
B. Who said I meant only men? I gave an example at the end but I started off with "Opposite Gender" Which by itself means either side of the gender duality.
Also that last half of that last line was a bit of a joke. Since there are more straight than gay men, there is a greater number of men who prefer "Taco's over Bratwurst" That was a joke, nothing more nothing less. If it was taken for more than face value then I apologize.
On a side note, I enjoy your work. You're love of beaning people in the hacky sack and door bell has fueled my amusement for the last 72 hours and for that I thank you.
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AND IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT
WE'VE GOT 2 WORDS FOR YA
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What's to stop the guy from being a smart aleck and kissing you on the mouth?
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a good kick to their dick
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I got a better one: E.M.P.....what if guys can say "Suck my d**k" surely girls can say "Eat my p***y" Most guys who would piss you off would find E.M.P.ing a problem because it forces them to become submissive. And the ones who wouldnt midn it...probably would know you were being sarcastic. Then again, they also probably wouldnt have pissed you off in the first place.
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The only problem with your logic is most men would not mind obliging such requests. Your "baby steps" are more sexiest then intellectual even if this is a joke it is more stupid then anything. Good for you.
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No, you're sexist for assuming you know what "most men" would like, when in fact all men are different.
Think about that.
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Actually research has been compiled in the field of psychology that would indicate straight men would be interested in women when the suggested to perform any sort of indecent act, a large majority of men are like that kiddo.
I would normally suggest you think about that but based on your response I would say you are unarmed in a battle of wits.
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That is some wonderfully vague language you're using there.
Point me to this research, please. I would like to read about the conditions and test sample myself.
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Whether you believe me or not does not concern me but I will link you to a few to start with [link] [link] [link] These articles indicate in a few segments that heterosexual males are more interested into sexually suggestive women rather then more contained women, in other words: sluts. The last of the three articles especially supports my claim. I don't agree with everything I have read thus far but they do bring up very valid points regarding sexuality.
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