kawaiibaka6699 [2015-11-06 22:46:14 +0000 UTC]
== "My top ten favorite ponies"
- Applejack
Honest orange apple-horse is actually worst pony.
1. Contrast to her element, Applejack lies. A lot.
2. Applejack didn't even have to pass a trial to represent her element. RD had to pass up on her dream to attain her elemental status, Rarity had to give up her tail to get hers, Applejack... Applejack had to say that Twilight would be OK if she fell. How the hell does that even translate to honesty?
3. She was a HUGE bitch in Equestria Girls.
- Sunset Shimmer
After nearly destroying the school and enslaving it's students, this bitch thinks she can redeem herself.
- Zecora (Zebra I know)
Her only purpose is as a plot device creator.
- Twilight Sparkle
Treats Spike like a slave.
- Applebloom
Undisciplined little cunt.
- Party Favor
Appears in ONE episode.
- Sugar Belle
Appears in ONE episode.
- Trouble Shoes
Holy fuck he's ugly.
- Derpy (Not my exact but she deserves it)
An autistic mailpony who is directly responsible for a severe injury.
- Starlight Glimmer
Straight-up bitch.
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Get gud fgt, and find better ponies.
I recommend Buck Dich.
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