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I hereby declare open season on teal deer. The overpopulation of the genus Odocoilius alegereus poses a critical threat to debates, intelligent conversation, media literacy and consumer safety the world over. Political message boards, insurance policies, textbooks, personal blogs and complicated legislature form the bulk of teal deer habitat. The migration patterns of teal deer are inconsistant, but one can frequently observe teal deer migrating towards fine print, redundancy and overinflated ego. Some believe that the teal deer need long blocks of text to thrive, but research suggests that teal deer can survive on as little as a single paragraph. The mating patterns of teal deer have never been documented, but it is believed that teal deer are able to reproduce asexually, possibly through parthenogenesis, which would explain why a vast majority of the teal deer population bear the antlers that so clearly mark them as male. The presence of a teal deer produces immediately visible effects on humans on the area, including but not limited to drowsiness, boredom, loss of patience, and glazed-over eyes. Ignorance is a severely detrimental side effect of long-term exposure to teal deer.

Go forth and destroy, my friends. Take knowledge, take patience, take brevity, take conciseness and OBLITERATE THE TEAL DEER.

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I hereby declare open season on teal deer. The overpopulation of the genus Odocoilius alegereus poses a critical threat to debates, intelligent conversation, media literacy and consumer safety the world over. Political message boards, insurance policies, textbooks, personal blogs and complicated legislature form the bulk of teal deer habitat. The migration patterns of teal deer are inconsistant, but one can frequently observe teal deer migrating towards fine print, redundancy and overinflated ego. Some believe that the teal deer need long blocks of text to thrive, but research suggests that teal deer can survive on as little as a single paragraph. The mating patterns of teal deer have never been documented, but it is believed that teal deer are able to reproduce asexually, possibly through parthenogenesis, which would explain why a vast majority of the teal deer population bear the antlers that so clearly mark them as male. The presence of a teal deer produces immediately visible effects on humans on the area, including but not limited to drowsiness, boredom, loss of patience, and glazed-over eyes. Ignorance is a severely detrimental side effect of long-term exposure to teal deer.

Go forth and destroy, my friends. Take knowledge, take patience, take brevity, take conciseness and OBLITERATE THE TEAL DEER.