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Description I’m posting this cuz 0FFTHEWALL told me to

Mama Edge is best Edge
And I mean that by just future Edge when Carrie is born

Edge in the future is a little different to say the least, she’s more of a hard-ass and is hardly ever paranoid (she’s brave), she’s hardly depressed and overall she’s a stronger and more skilled person... she p fit she got them horribly drawn abs... still got them hips tho—
She’s not someone u can just fuck with anymore tbh and she isn’t that dependent on ppl for protection anymore though she doesn’t mind having it XD she also rarely feels bad for killing and eating people cause eventually u gotta become numb to it
Yeah I made her into a total hard-ass this time I’m sorry, maybe I’ll change it cause this is just a concept but I like this concept

Also yeah she cut her hair
Like a true mom

OKAY SO ONTO THE YOUNGINS, THE O N L Y ONE CANON IS CARRIE (girl closest to Edge), THE OTHER ONES RN R JUST FOR FUNS, I wanted to see how it would be if Edge and Evan had more kids than just Carrie, I’ll describe these A U babs now:

2nd born, Brandi: she’s just really... weird. She’s uneasy in the sense that she doesn’t seem annoyed or disappointed like her siblings. She always looks tired and she’s chill about everything, it’s hard to get her to react extremely (then again that’s like all of them except for Dante). She does have a deep love for Frankenstein related things and since she is unable to feel pain (unfortunately), she stitches herself up a lot behind her parents back, it’s just become her hobby. She’s not permanently effected by the punctures tho because she can regenerate. Overall she’s p chill and laid back, she keeps trying to steal Evan’s limbs tho and it’s weird.

Twins boys:
Grant(left): he’s a lot like his dad... like... a lot, but a bully to his twin brother and is kinda a mama’s boy and likes laying up against Edge a lot especially when she’s busy. He doesn’t really have sympathy for anyone besides his family and it’s hard to actually get to know him due to him hardly ever talking and not liking people in general. He loves his fam tho and always fights with his twin, it’s just how he shows his love tho. They’re actually very close. And he loves challenging his siblings and waking everyone up super early like the butt he is

Dante (right): he’s prob the only one in the family that actually shows extreme emotions a lot, but it’s mostly just salt, passion, and rage. He loves play fighting and eating, he’s v easily triggered and is always trying to fight his dad but always fails cuz well he’s smol rn, he’s a small ball of fire that cannot be contained, he bites a lot more than his siblings and Edge dies inside whenever he starts his biting fits.

0FFTHEWALL h e r e
Mr-goji99 I’m just gonna keep tagging u until ur not an evil lil shit tbh
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Comments: 56

DistortingLullaby In reply to ??? [2017-12-19 06:06:23 +0000 UTC]

Edge: *grins* id appreciate the help, I’m scared they might run you off though, they can be hell to deal with.

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Muffled-Laughter In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-19 06:07:48 +0000 UTC]

Wisty: Nothing is more hell than Kira I assure you. I'll be happy to help even though I don't like children.... ah... children... they dont have rabies right? 

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Muffled-Laughter [2017-12-19 06:14:59 +0000 UTC]

Edge: no, well, not yet. *she scratches her head* They’re poisonous though

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Muffled-Laughter In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-19 06:28:55 +0000 UTC]

Wisty: Perfect. They can be weapons of mass destruction. Onward! fOR REVE... I mean Children. Cough Cough. 

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Muffled-Laughter [2017-12-19 06:34:15 +0000 UTC]

Edge: woman don’t encourage them they’ll actually go for it and Dante will go rabid again–

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Muffled-Laughter In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-19 06:40:19 +0000 UTC]

Wisty: Woman?! Excuse me! TRIGGG-.. I'm joking. Of course I won't encourage them to cause mass genocide for the sake of my own enjoyment as I watch human kind suffer for what they've done. I pinky promise! Oh god Kira is rubbing off on me... 

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Muffled-Laughter [2017-12-19 06:51:36 +0000 UTC]

Edge: *crosses arms* I used to be human, that’s species... est... yeah, speciesest! They’re not that bad... okay no they’re pretty bad, you’re crazy though.

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Muffled-Laughter In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-19 07:23:02 +0000 UTC]

Wisty: I do admit I am fairly crazy, but it's a healthy amount of crazy. I'm glad I am only half of that species. SOOOOOOO, I'm not really speciesest in context? I have no clue.. Anyway... -Kira bursts in through the door with a bag of only bananas, god who knows why- 
Kira: MAMMY EDDDGGGYYY! 

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Muffled-Laughter [2017-12-19 07:37:34 +0000 UTC]

Edge: *the kids get startled and hide in another room while Edge just stares at Kira then looks back at Wisty* ... if I don’t move, she won’t know I’m here right?

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Muffled-Laughter In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-20 07:37:52 +0000 UTC]

Wisty: ... She can smell fear. 
Kira: WHO WANTS TO PLAY?! *Kira skips about peeking her head over the corner* HELLLLLLOOOOO~! 

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Muffled-Laughter [2017-12-20 07:59:35 +0000 UTC]

Edge: is... is it too late to leave?

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Muffled-Laughter In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-21 02:39:00 +0000 UTC]

Wisteria: Yes. Just don't be scared and she'll go away. 
Kira:... I smell fear. 

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Muffled-Laughter [2017-12-21 02:54:20 +0000 UTC]

Edge: I can’t help it when there’s a crazy hell spawn right t h e r e.

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Muffled-Laughter In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-21 06:33:50 +0000 UTC]

Wisteria:  *slowly backs away and hides edge* "All the fear you smell is from the running children... go erm... play tag with them." 

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Muffled-Laughter [2017-12-21 17:13:27 +0000 UTC]

Edge: *sits silently*

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Muffled-Laughter In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-22 01:44:42 +0000 UTC]

Kira: *Gallops off and chases around the small children screaming that she's gonna get them*

Wisteria: You have survived. A trophy has been rewarded my friend. 

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Muffled-Laughter [2017-12-22 01:59:11 +0000 UTC]

Edge: I owe you my life... which is probably like a bag of chips.

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Muffled-Laughter In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-22 02:07:17 +0000 UTC]

Wisteria:  I'm down for some chips. 

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Muffled-Laughter [2017-12-23 05:26:59 +0000 UTC]

Edge: I literally have none right now but I’ll get to you like next week–

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Muffled-Laughter In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-23 09:30:58 +0000 UTC]

Wisteria: Sounds good to me! Surprise me friendo. See if you know my chips.

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Muffled-Laughter [2017-12-24 05:06:25 +0000 UTC]

Edge: if I disappoint you it’s not my fault

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Muffled-Laughter In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-24 06:28:26 +0000 UTC]

Wisty: We shall see young padawan 

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Mr-goji99 [2017-12-18 22:36:45 +0000 UTC]

Looks lovely

*puts on hood* u have to strike me down if u want to stop being evil

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Mr-goji99 [2017-12-18 22:39:21 +0000 UTC]

Love the babies
LOVE THEM
I did this because I saw soldier 76 dad drawings XD

-3- *pushes u out window*

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Mr-goji99 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-18 22:44:22 +0000 UTC]

Wow 76 really

* lands on the floor* I'm a Sith u can't kill me that easily

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Mr-goji99 [2017-12-18 23:00:10 +0000 UTC]

YES, LOOK AT THESE:
78.media.tumblr.com/9531426749…

66.media.tumblr.com/ff623082fc…

i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/o…

-3- *slowly closes window*

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Mr-goji99 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-18 23:03:41 +0000 UTC]

seen them so meh 

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Mr-goji99 [2017-12-18 23:10:04 +0000 UTC]

Also would Evan want more than one kid or noooo?

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Mr-goji99 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-18 23:13:17 +0000 UTC]

he would like one but if more come he fine with it 

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Mr-goji99 [2017-12-18 23:37:29 +0000 UTC]

*leans in* u kno what I’m gonna ask

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Mr-goji99 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-19 00:22:27 +0000 UTC]

What

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Mr-goji99 [2017-12-19 00:26:24 +0000 UTC]

Ur not a quick thinker
CAN BRANDI, GRANT AND DANTE BE CANON

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Mr-goji99 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-19 00:36:48 +0000 UTC]

Sure

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Mr-goji99 [2017-12-19 00:45:52 +0000 UTC]

OMG

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Mr-goji99 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-19 00:47:17 +0000 UTC]

What

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Mr-goji99 [2017-12-19 00:58:06 +0000 UTC]

Evan is
Dad of many

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Mr-goji99 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-19 01:15:20 +0000 UTC]

Ya

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Mr-goji99 [2017-12-19 01:16:52 +0000 UTC]

He is best dad

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Mr-goji99 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-19 01:22:36 +0000 UTC]

ya

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Mr-goji99 [2017-12-19 01:25:11 +0000 UTC]

Y ya gotta make it so hard to talk to u

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Mr-goji99 [2017-12-18 23:05:47 +0000 UTC]

I love them so muchhhhh

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gwenangelly [2017-12-18 22:09:04 +0000 UTC]

Nice drawing! ^-^

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DistortingLullaby In reply to gwenangelly [2017-12-18 22:38:27 +0000 UTC]

Thank u!

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gwenangelly In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-18 22:46:34 +0000 UTC]

No problem dear ^-^

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Supercat039 [2017-12-18 21:30:51 +0000 UTC]

Edge, how many dudes you been fucking!?

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0FFTHEWALL In reply to Supercat039 [2017-12-18 22:29:01 +0000 UTC]

AAAAAAAA I L O V E
THE BULLYING IN THE CORNER IM S C R E ANSIDJT
*YO MAMA JOKES INTENSIFY*

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DistortingLullaby In reply to 0FFTHEWALL [2017-12-18 22:36:05 +0000 UTC]

U COMMENTED IN THE WRONG PLACE NIBBA

LOVEEEE THEMMM
HES BEING ASSAULTED CALL 911
SHED KILL US

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0FFTHEWALL In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-26 04:07:48 +0000 UTC]

MY PHON E 🅱️ROKE EJHBFWED
U COMMENTED IN THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD

I WILL F O R E V E R
N OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GETS THE FLY SWATTER

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DistortingLullaby In reply to 0FFTHEWALL [2017-12-26 23:21:41 +0000 UTC]

b b B B B B R O K E

AAAAAAAAAAAA

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0FFTHEWALL In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-27 00:01:40 +0000 UTC]

BRBRBRBRSBOWKDE


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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