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she's a woman with a mission |D
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Man, Dex is just a freaking gold-mine of precious emotions.
Can relate though. I had one taxi-trip all by myself in my entire life, and it ended with the driver getting stopped by the police because of his ridiculous speeding.
I'll never sit in the front seat ever again.
Also, these comic pages made me check out the written story itself, cause I was curious what led up to this.
I feel this needs stating, because I can't read stories to save my life. My attention span is just nonexistant when it comes to that, so I usually avoid it outright.
So, props to you for making me read it anyway. =w=
No props to me for still not being able to do it properly. =w='
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HAHA OH MAN
yeah some of them taxis take their jobs a little too seriously 8')
I'm super flattered you'd go out of your way to catch up on the written part tbh??
you probably only need to read the first and last parts to get all the context though
idk I'm a little upset with myself for starting this series as a written thing instead of going comic the whole way, cuz now anyone who joins in mid-way has to read a whole bunch of garbage to get what's going on and that's EATING ME UP INSIDE LEMME TELL YA
maybe I'll draw like a recap chapter after this one, idk just yet 8')
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They seem fine...? =w=' What is this "garbage" you're talking about? Like, I just went back going through 2 more chapters and I really dunno. 👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Maybe they're a bit straightforward? But they're definetily not janking me out of the flow, like, constantly reminding me "oh wait, these are just words I read right now".
None of that.
But sure, ye can always go for a recap at some point. Not sure if this might still be a tiny bit too early (how many chapters are ye gonna make? =w='), but at some point, mahbeh. Can't hurt, I suppose.
And now I suddenly realize, if ye'd want to get an absurdly silly kick out of this, ye could style it like the really cliché overdone superhero comics, where it's like "LAST TIME ON
Yannow, basically capslock everything and add more exclamation marks.
writing's just not my thing, let me have my weird hangups, haha
LAMPMAN
I don't know why that's the part that got me but I just fuckin lost it, oh my lord
like straight out of an episode of power rangers, bad puns and over-dramatic punch lines included
I love it
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He's one of the brighter villians of the show.
[/ijusthadto]
Obvious follow up question: Do you have your own set of power ranger ripoffs planned into your story yet? =w=
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I'll do it, too
don't tempt me
I, uh
what
a set of power ranger ripoffs
...holy shit dude that sounds incredible why am I not doing that
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Because it'd be too silly for your hyper-serious story.
Also because it'd imply every big boss in your story being made out of a bunch of cardboard boxes.
So basically the best thing.
Next thing, Dex merges with some other rangers and becomes part of some giant robot to destroy some kinda city by accident. =w='
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"hyper-serious"
ahaha
yeah
totally <_<;;;;
omfg it'd be like a megazord except instead of robot parts it's just people glued together
we're gettin into body horror territory with this one, eugh
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Well, you seem to be into horror, so you're welcome I guess. =w='''
It's sorta like that dream I had yesterday, where I ripped my arm off and used it to draw a perfect circle on a piece of paper. And then I plugged it back in, because I was apparently an android. The metal clamp piece it was supposed to be connected to was a bit stiff, but all worked out in the end.
Oh right, this is a comment on a comic book page that isn't about androids. Uhm...
Yes, hyper-serious. It has tears and weeps and psychological drama and tangents about friendship and the meaning of life and self-worth.
And sometimes inbetween Dex is being a silly bum because wtf.
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where on earth did you get all of that from my shameless smut fiction
(I mean yes admittedly tears and weeps but tHAT'S PART OF THE SMUT)
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Oh right, there's fetish stuffs. I forgot.
Welp, guess ye gotta start working on them smut rangers then. =w='
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"Stay here."
" www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp55go… "
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LMAO
and it echoes all the way to the end of the earth, haha
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VAL IS SO COOL. also. COMIC IS SO COOL!!!!!!!
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ur the one
who is cool
8)
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Won't stay in the car, won't wait by the door. No wonder this guy is so danger-prone. (Maybe she should get him microchipped, like a kitten, lol 
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OMFG
THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA, EITHER
although from a practical standpoint I'm not sure where we're at with microchip technology
my understanding is it's like a short wave radio/rfid thing, not like gps tracking
so that probably wouldn't help much, would it ;D
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No, for GPS, currently, it's a small device that fits on a collar like a tag...HOWEVER, since your written world is your personal universe, that's not saying they don't have the technology THERE.
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you're right why am I getting hung up on details like this when there are LITERALLY SUPERHEROES RUNNING AROUND
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EXACTLY: create your written world the way you want it to be.
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oh my gosh
Nooooooo VALL WHERE R U GOING
DEX WHAT ARE YOU DOING
SHIIZZZZ WHATS HAPPENINGGGGG
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lmao
you'll see, geez, hold your horses ;D
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Yay! We finally get to see Val for real!
Aw, Dex is so cute.
Why does Val "always seem mad"?
And why is she driving so fast?
And why aren't they wearing seatbelts?
Haha, stay in the car.
Stay in the- No! Don't get out!
*sigh* Didn't he learn from the Emma Thorne encounter not to get out of the car?
What could possibly go wrong, you ask? Everything!
By the way, Dex's mouth goes out of his face in the third row, first panel.
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lmao I think she might be actually mad tho
hmmmMMMMMMM
GUESS YOU WON'T KNOW TIL LATER NOW WILL YA
haha yea that was a stylistic choice don't worry about it
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Is she mad at Dex, Emma, or Jack? Or two of the above? Or all of the above?
Aw, why the long face, Dex?
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yOu'LL sEeEeeEeEE~~~
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I like how you use the CamelCase of iNsAnItY...
Doesn't Dex know that Val has friends? Or is the Christmas Special entirely non-canon?
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that's a good point
I think he knows, he's just being a butt, as usual
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That's probably a terrible thing to be in front of a seemingly angry partner.
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Holy crap the facial expressions on Dex in some of panels is adorable >.<
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lmao thank
the frazzled one was probably the most fun 8)
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Ah, disobedience at its finest. And Val doesn't even have to punish him for it, because Karma's got that covered.
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you know me too well >8)
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GOD BLOODY DAMIT DEX!!! WTF DUDE?! WHY?!!!! WHYWHYWHYWHY......WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!
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hey man he's trying his best~
besides, do you really think he's any safer IN the car?
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the bae approacheth~ <3
(I'm pretty gay for val too lmaoooo)
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You're pretty gay regardless, love.
Also, I'm fairly certain everyone's gay for Val.
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yeah you're right I'd be gay for a tuna fish sandwich if you could somehow classify it as female
...hang on, does that mean you're gay for val too
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I'm gay for a lot of people.
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well now, that wouldn't be gay, would it? ;D
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