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DivaXenia — Dragon Age Origins: Meeting King Cailan
Published: 2014-01-24 13:48:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 3140; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 1
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My dwarf warden learns that human are puny... It's gonna be a long quest.
Inspired by Dragon Age Origins
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By the way, I've searched your gallery up and down, and cannot find Shale.
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well I'll be damned. I drew a comic with Shale and NEVER uploaded it to DeviantArt... I even looked through my gallery for it (not that I didn't believe you but I can't believe that I never uploaded it!!!) I'll have to update it because it was terribly drawn!!!
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Don't worry warden, the jokes on them...because they're gonna join the stone soon~
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Your dwarf shall prevail against the Punmans!
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Darn Straight!!!! Small but powerful!
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LOL anyone is when dealing with Darkspawn 
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Just don't be as recklass as Oghren, as in DON'T just run into the horde while Morrigan casts blizzard.
Me: 'Great Morrigan ya froze Oghren'.
Morrigan: But nothing of value was lost
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XD XD XD
Me: "Awesome now we have a popsicle Oghren"
Zevran: "Believe me, you don't want to taste that"
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Me: 'I dunno, we could always use him a statue for the fountain out back?'.
Alistair: 'He'd get all the pigeons'.
Leliana: 'The only ones that won't mind the smell'.
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Shale: "Frozen again? Lovely. Do not think I will carry the Drunken Dwarf to bring those feathered fiends!!!"
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Zevran: 'Do you think we could chisel off a bit of his beard to make him somewhat more presentable?'.
Me: 'Only if we can forgive ourselves if we accidentally pierce his organs'.
Morrigan: 'I can'.
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Dog: *marks territory on Frozen Oghren*
Me: "Bad Dog! we have not decided to thaw him yet"
Alistair: "But he's improving the smell!"
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Me: '...Hey Shale how far do you think you could throw him?'
Shale: 'Pretty far? Why does the Not-Mage ask?'.
Me: '>
Leliana: 'No Soku, we're not going to use Oghren's body as a boulder and toss it at Loghain's palace'.
Me: 'You're no fun D:'.
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Me: "... but we could tie Loghain to Ice- Block-Oghren and drop him in Lake Calenhad"
Zevran: "I have rope"
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Me: 'Hmm...'.
Leliana: '...And we could sneak them out...'.
Morrigan: 'And get rid of two birds with one stone~'.
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Me: "Now just to figure out this darkspawn business and we will be set!" XD
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Me: 'Ahh there's always something...'.
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Me: "I know , I know. I'm such a stick in the mud"
Alistair: "Could be worst... You could be Oghren. Frozen or not, take your pick"
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Me: '...Gotta admit he's got ya there'.
Leliana: 'Or you could be Loghain...or Howe...or Zatherin'.
Me: 'Or Marjolene'.
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Me: "you got there!"
Zevran: "I don't know... being anyone of those villains don't require you to smell like Oghren. I don't fancy smelling like a sewer."
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Me: 'A sewer isn't the first thing enter my mind...'.
Leliana: 'Ten year gone off booze?'.
Alistair: 'Horse dung?'.
Morrigan: 'Four weeks without bathing?'.
Me: 'All of it in one'.
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Me: "You know if we could bottle Oghren's stench... it could be weaponized"
Morrigan: "Don't look at me to contain it; I'm still hoping we could lose him somewhere"
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Me: 'Im just wondering if he's still alive'.
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Me: "maybe we should thaw the poor guy out..."
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Me: '...Does anyone have any fire spells? Anyone?'.
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Me: "crap.... we only have ice and spirit magic".
Alistair: "I guess I'll start a fire...."
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Me: 'Or...we could use those fire bombs we made...'.
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Me: "thought we were saving those for a raining day?"
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Me: "Acid it is. Morrigan draw up a cauldron of acid!"
Morrigan: "With pleasure"
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Me: 'YAY!!!!'.
Leliana: 'Wait we should really think-
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Me: "too late Shale drop him in face- first"
Shale: "with pleasure"
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Me: 'ACID TRIP!'.
Leliana: 'You do know that could kill him yes?'.
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Me:"Naw I bet he's made with the Grey Warden toughness"
Zevran: "that maybe my Grey Warden but it looks like he is smoking..."
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Me: 'And his beard disppearing rapidly'.
Morrigan: 'Best use of acid I'd say'.
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Me: "I hope it does not dissolve his clothes..."
Zevran: "Then I shall cover your eyes"
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Me: 'Well at least can sell his stuff'.
Leliana: 'AFTER we purge them of course'.
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Me: "I dibs his long-axe!!!!"
Alistair: "You can't dibs anything... Until he's announced dead!!!!"
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Me: 'I'm not cleaning up!'.
Leliana: 'Same!'.
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Me: "That's what magic is for!"
Wynne: "Sigh, that is NOT what magic is for"
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Me: 'Wait...if we lose our damager...whose going in the frontlines?'.
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Me: "Sten's got this"
Sten: ( -___-)
Me: "That means yes"
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