Comments: 255
NickTheMonkey [2020-01-12 22:28:17 +0000 UTC]
you ok waluigi?
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1000jokes [2018-11-09 23:45:53 +0000 UTC]
i hope he appears as a DLC...
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1000jokes In reply to DJ-Sushi [2018-11-11 19:43:50 +0000 UTC]
This is the kind of boi i shall love.
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1000jokes In reply to DJ-Sushi [2018-11-12 15:38:22 +0000 UTC]
he is tall
he is precious
but, the most important thing...
he is the main partner of Wario
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1000jokes In reply to DJ-Sushi [2018-11-12 19:19:44 +0000 UTC]
: one day, i shall finally be in SMASH!!!
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DJ-Sushi In reply to 1000jokes [2018-11-12 23:17:53 +0000 UTC]
Oh, hey Wario!
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1000jokes In reply to DJ-Sushi [2018-11-12 23:46:33 +0000 UTC]
Wario: today, i'm going to rule Mushroom Kingdom!
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1000jokes In reply to DJ-Sushi [2018-11-13 15:30:14 +0000 UTC]
Wario: and defeat that pathetic cat called... SYLVESTER KOWALSKI!!!!
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DJ-Sushi In reply to 1000jokes [2018-11-13 17:04:45 +0000 UTC]
Whoa whoa whoa!! What do you hate about him?
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1000jokes In reply to DJ-Sushi [2018-11-13 18:08:45 +0000 UTC]
Wario: HE MADE ME SUFFER!!! HE ALWAYS LAUGH AT ME!
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DJ-Sushi In reply to 1000jokes [2018-11-13 18:10:23 +0000 UTC]
What about his little brother, Bronze Kowalski?
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1000jokes In reply to DJ-Sushi [2018-11-13 18:39:25 +0000 UTC]
Wario: BRONZE??? THAT LITTLE TW*T HAS MADE ME TRIP RIGHT INTO THE MOUNTAINS!!!!
Wario: but now, i got a perfect idea that will make me happy...
REVENGE!!!!
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DJ-Sushi In reply to 1000jokes [2018-11-13 18:44:36 +0000 UTC]
I don’t understand, Bronze loves you, he loves you like you’re his father. And he can’t even walk! He has little wings so I don’t know how he tripped you.
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1000jokes In reply to DJ-Sushi [2018-11-13 18:54:58 +0000 UTC]
Wario: THAT'S BECAUSE OF THIS. *pulls out a banana peel*
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1000jokes In reply to DJ-Sushi [2018-11-13 19:01:06 +0000 UTC]
Wario: THIS BANANA PEEL...
Wario: now, it's time for revenge! uh? *sees Sylvester in the window* oh.. it's him..... *evil grin* the time has come, Waluigi.
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DJ-Sushi In reply to 1000jokes [2018-11-13 19:08:22 +0000 UTC]
Waluigi: Yes!! Let’s get his furry butt!
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1000jokes In reply to DJ-Sushi [2018-11-13 19:19:24 +0000 UTC]
Wario: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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DJ-Sushi In reply to 1000jokes [2018-11-13 19:22:21 +0000 UTC]
*They both go outside and the approach the Kowalski Bros*
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1000jokes In reply to DJ-Sushi [2018-11-13 19:26:19 +0000 UTC]
Wario: there they are.
Waluigi: wahahahaha....
Wario: i will prepare the trap.
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DJ-Sushi In reply to 1000jokes [2018-11-13 19:29:56 +0000 UTC]
Waluigi: Okay!
*With the Bros...*
Sylvester: Bruh, I feel like practicing my karate moves but I don’t got my suit...
Bronze: *Meows*
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1000jokes In reply to DJ-Sushi [2018-11-13 19:39:55 +0000 UTC]
*Wario trap in the middle of the road*
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DJ-Sushi In reply to 1000jokes [2018-11-13 20:17:49 +0000 UTC]
*The Kowalski Bros. kept walking....*
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1000jokes In reply to DJ-Sushi [2018-11-13 20:26:30 +0000 UTC]
Wario: *pulls out controller and prepares to activate* YEEESSSS.....
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DJ-Sushi In reply to 1000jokes [2018-11-13 20:31:11 +0000 UTC]
Sylvester: So when I was in the car, he said....
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1000jokes In reply to DJ-Sushi [2018-11-13 20:43:26 +0000 UTC]
Wario: *presses button*
*a enourmous cage falls right in Sylvester*
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DJ-Sushi In reply to 1000jokes [2018-11-13 20:44:16 +0000 UTC]
Sylvester: *gasps*
Bronze: *has tears* Meow!
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1000jokes In reply to DJ-Sushi [2018-11-13 20:57:45 +0000 UTC]
*Wario and Waluigi appears*
Wario: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Waluigi: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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1000jokes In reply to DJ-Sushi [2018-11-13 21:11:15 +0000 UTC]
Wario: YES... MY REVENGE IS GETTING COMPLETE!!!
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DJ-Sushi In reply to 1000jokes [2018-11-13 21:12:41 +0000 UTC]
Sylvester: The f*ck did we do to you?!
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1000jokes In reply to DJ-Sushi [2018-11-13 21:13:45 +0000 UTC]
Wario: YOU GONNA KNOW ABOUT THIS.. LATER. *takes the cage with Sylvester on it and rans away*
Waluigi: *follows Wario*
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DJ-Sushi In reply to 1000jokes [2018-11-13 21:14:32 +0000 UTC]
Sylvester: BRONZE, HELP!!!!!
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