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DJM30wM1x In reply to ??? [2015-04-12 00:48:25 +0000 UTC]
Hehehehehehe
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PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 00:35:56 +0000 UTC]
The... humanes...
....
Loptr looks like an asshole.
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 00:37:31 +0000 UTC]
He looks like an asshole to you no matter what I do to him. xD
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 00:43:45 +0000 UTC]
Why?
So you won't have to see his face?
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PonyCleverBlue In reply to DJM30wM1x [2015-04-12 00:44:41 +0000 UTC]
That would make him less of an asshole xD
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 00:46:30 +0000 UTC]
How would that make him less of an asshole? xD
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PonyCleverBlue In reply to DJM30wM1x [2015-04-12 00:46:59 +0000 UTC]
you'd not see his face, nor you'd hear what he says.
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 00:49:42 +0000 UTC]
Alright, but he'd be taking your gas mask
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 00:55:56 +0000 UTC]
You don't really expect him to have that shit do you?
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 00:59:04 +0000 UTC]
Last thing he wants is something that doesn't go with the carpets
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PonyCleverBlue In reply to DJM30wM1x [2015-04-12 01:00:21 +0000 UTC]
fine, fine, I'll give him my mask....
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 01:02:51 +0000 UTC]
Your cooperation is much appreciated.
You won't be getting your mask back just an FYI
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PonyCleverBlue In reply to DJM30wM1x [2015-04-12 01:03:50 +0000 UTC]
You really think I'd put it back on after that?...
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PonyCleverBlue In reply to DJM30wM1x [2015-04-12 01:15:47 +0000 UTC]
yeah, I'd get that mask, make myself a secret altar and wear it, intoxicating on his smell...
gosh, I threw up 5 times in my mouth writing that...COME ON!
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 01:17:26 +0000 UTC]
Ahahaha your the one who wrote it xD
I didn't tell you to write that, but don't worry. You've managed to make me queasy and uneasy.
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 01:20:47 +0000 UTC]
But wait!
I think I can do better
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PonyCleverBlue In reply to DJM30wM1x [2015-04-12 01:21:11 +0000 UTC]
Not me please...
I'm afraid of the outcome....
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 01:29:09 +0000 UTC]
Give me a moment to think something up
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PonyCleverBlue In reply to DJM30wM1x [2015-04-12 01:32:00 +0000 UTC]
take your time, I'm taking mine to go to sleep now ^^
bye!
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 02:06:05 +0000 UTC]
It'll be here when you wake up.
Alright here we go.
He grabs your hand and pulls you close into his arms. Lean leans closer and begins to whisper the sweet nothings into your ear. Oh how you wish you could touch him, every part of him.
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PonyCleverBlue In reply to DJM30wM1x [2015-04-12 08:33:45 +0000 UTC]
....
Good thing I read that in a restroomΒ
Yuck!
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 17:42:47 +0000 UTC]
I know right.
Well at least your favorite drink isn't ruined forever...
I can't look at lemonade the same way again
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 18:08:31 +0000 UTC]
I still drink lemonade but it's just so hard to now. XD hahaha
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 18:14:36 +0000 UTC]
Go try drinking lemonade and dont think about how if you kissed him it would taste like that.
Then ask me again,"it's not THAT bad right?"
XD
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PonyCleverBlue In reply to DJM30wM1x [2015-04-12 18:19:31 +0000 UTC]
hey, he's a guy. I'm not gay, which makes it harder for me.
you're a girl, and he's a guy.
also, you do know him the best, right?
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 18:22:15 +0000 UTC]
I might know him best and everything else but that also means I know where his mouth has been too.
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PonyCleverBlue In reply to DJM30wM1x [2015-04-12 18:23:07 +0000 UTC]
Umm....
Ok, you've got a point here... o.O
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 18:27:00 +0000 UTC]
Not knowing him as well at least you don't know what he's done. His hands are probably filthy too...
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PonyCleverBlue In reply to DJM30wM1x [2015-04-12 18:29:56 +0000 UTC]
As I said not once nor twice....
he's clean only in literall sense...
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 18:33:59 +0000 UTC]
You've said it plenty of times.
It's about the most truth you could say about him
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PonyCleverBlue In reply to DJM30wM1x [2015-04-12 18:35:35 +0000 UTC]
thank you *bows*
I'm glad I know him enough to judge him properly.
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 18:38:26 +0000 UTC]
Well, enough to judge him properly on hygiene
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PonyCleverBlue In reply to DJM30wM1x [2015-04-12 18:40:28 +0000 UTC]
His hygiene ought to be flawless, as for someone with mysophobia.
But his... toughts and... intends...
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 18:47:15 +0000 UTC]
Probably dirtier than a pig pen and stinks worse than a gym locker room.
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 18:53:19 +0000 UTC]
Much eewww....
Those places smell awful
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PonyCleverBlue In reply to DJM30wM1x [2015-04-12 18:55:52 +0000 UTC]
Funny Β thing. I noticed those are girls lockers that smell worse. On the gym Im attending to, you cant pass next to their doors without gagging. Both from stink and too much deodorant...
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 19:09:56 +0000 UTC]
God, if you think passing by them is bad be grateful you don't have to go into one of them. The girls act so idiotic, they just all start striping and scream,"Oh No! My clothes!"
Then wipe themselves down and gawk at themselves in the mirror for about an hour. Then dump a whole bottle of perfume on themselves.
And that's just for one girl, imagine a whole locker room filled with them. You'd have all of the perfumes mixed into one and once you get out of the locker room you can't smell anything other than the perfume.
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PonyCleverBlue In reply to DJM30wM1x [2015-04-12 19:15:20 +0000 UTC]
The way you desctibe it...
I really dont want to have a thing in common with those places... o.O
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DJM30wM1x In reply to PonyCleverBlue [2015-04-12 19:20:47 +0000 UTC]
Only nice part about it is probably watching the girls stripping their clothes off to bras and panties, but eventually you lose the fun in it.
Better to just clean off and get out before the spraying of perfume ritual starts
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