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Published: 2010-06-25 23:19:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 5205; Favourites: 198; Downloads: 39
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Description Inspired by over 9000 sparkledogs with the same biography.

Really, where are you from get this crazy idea that scientists make sparkledogs in their labs???

Even if so, science works to know and explore something new, but already exsisted. But FOR WHAT they will create CANINES - with unnatural colors, failed proportions, anime-hairs (+bonus: over 9000 scarfs, piersings, etc...)?

Also, EPIC continue for 95% lab sparkles - escape from the lab >< Lulz do you really believe that NOONE person will never notice escaping ugly dog with green/black-with-pink/yellow/other shit markins and unusual hair? Or you think they will keep such unique dog in usual cage? Pfff...

I feel butthurt near this stamp~~~~
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Comments: 160

glassesrabbit [2018-11-29 02:48:30 +0000 UTC]

fake and gay if i were a scientist i would create myself a lab partner which would be a giant neon pink-and-green stoat that speaks fluent english,walks on 2 legs, and  exclusively wears creature feature tee shirts

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mouthmoods [2018-11-29 02:20:09 +0000 UTC]

fake 

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A-Gaming-Fox22 [2016-08-28 04:07:03 +0000 UTC]

Costume makers w0ould be more interested

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drn1234 [2015-07-12 00:33:12 +0000 UTC]

I know this was made in 2010 but would my persona(I refuse to use fursona)count as a sparkledog? because her species is intelligent enough to hold things,wear masks(which are apart of their face)and just that. drn1234.deviantart.com/art/Pro… (don't get me wrong I hate sparkledogs/gloomdogs myself. But I was curious.)

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EmperorMinilla [2015-05-15 06:50:54 +0000 UTC]

Has the IQ to create a cure for cancer... creates "Sparkle Dogs" instead 

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A-Gaming-Fox22 In reply to EmperorMinilla [2016-08-28 04:07:20 +0000 UTC]

12/10

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EmperorMinilla In reply to A-Gaming-Fox22 [2016-09-21 08:30:35 +0000 UTC]

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The-Max765 [2015-02-09 21:23:00 +0000 UTC]

This sounds hilariously like something Cave Johnson would have Aperture Science do, right after the combustible lemons.

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Sleepstar [2014-09-30 21:37:42 +0000 UTC]

Scientists have better things to do than create Sparkledogs, and the biography of the dogs are really annoying and very unrealistic. Where's the stories in which science is based on logic? "OH NO ITZ NOT CULL AND THAT THE KAWAII DESU FURSONAS IN LABZ ARE SOOO MUCH BETTER THAN STORIES ABOUT HOLIDAYS IN SPACE" I would rather read a story about a scientist trying to find a cure for cancer than read about a scientist creating a Sparkledog, and if they did escape, they would be spotted quite quickly by predators or hunters. 

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danitaguty [2014-04-26 21:15:23 +0000 UTC]

danitaguty.deviantart.com/art/… can yout tell me how terrible is my sparklewolf? 

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A-Gaming-Fox22 In reply to danitaguty [2016-08-28 04:09:55 +0000 UTC]

Seems like it could survive in wilderness because it's gray and green

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danitaguty In reply to A-Gaming-Fox22 [2016-08-28 19:56:26 +0000 UTC]

but glowstick green

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A-Gaming-Fox22 In reply to danitaguty [2016-08-28 21:02:17 +0000 UTC]

Yeahh
if it was darker it'd be better

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happypenguinrock In reply to danitaguty [2015-08-23 02:08:14 +0000 UTC]

That's actually a really cool concept for a "Sparklewolf" species.

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danitaguty In reply to happypenguinrock [2015-08-24 00:05:03 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, but retrospectively speaking, they are a bit of mary sues... 

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DaBair [2014-02-03 15:11:45 +0000 UTC]

Sparkledogs would never be able to blend in with their surroundings. After all, the wilderness isn't a Lisa Frank folder or notebook.

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ordinaryredtail [2014-01-12 13:51:07 +0000 UTC]

If scientists were to do any of these experiments, it would be with rats, not wolves or dogs.

Note the if. They don't have time to make sparkle rats either.  

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Little-rolling-bean [2013-10-28 10:48:22 +0000 UTC]

That is too bad.. their pelts would make awesome coats...

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A-Gaming-Fox22 In reply to Little-rolling-bean [2016-08-28 04:11:03 +0000 UTC]

My aunt has a rainbow fur jacket somewhere (clearly fake)

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Little-rolling-bean In reply to A-Gaming-Fox22 [2016-08-28 05:29:02 +0000 UTC]

Cool!

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Panhead13 In reply to Little-rolling-bean [2013-12-12 21:53:35 +0000 UTC]

...to tell you the truth, they make horrible coats. Much better mantles.

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Little-rolling-bean In reply to Panhead13 [2013-12-13 00:25:34 +0000 UTC]

xD

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Panhead13 In reply to Little-rolling-bean [2013-12-13 01:02:00 +0000 UTC]

And very warm...but you have to dye the hair. Blood red and lime green clash horribly.


Of course, with some good tailoring, you could have Joseph's Technicolor Dream Coat, but the stitches...uggh, they'd drive one to madness.

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Little-rolling-bean In reply to Panhead13 [2013-12-14 02:00:33 +0000 UTC]

Unless it is for christmas xD



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Panhead13 In reply to Little-rolling-bean [2013-12-14 02:08:33 +0000 UTC]

yes. Christmas makes everything better.

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Little-rolling-bean In reply to Panhead13 [2013-12-14 02:09:28 +0000 UTC]

If you can get over the raging christians and the crowded shops that is

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GlitterStarWolfQueen [2013-02-05 22:54:37 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, the theory doesn't make any sense. I like sparkledogs, but why can't people make up a more creative background? Or a normal one. Which reminds me, my characters could use some better work.

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ProcrastinatingStill [2012-09-12 23:58:03 +0000 UTC]

Why would scientists want to create an ugly,slutty,scene kid sparkledog?

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Crossdressing-lurker [2012-04-14 18:14:26 +0000 UTC]

The only 'Sparkle' I like is when it's a purple unicorn with Twilight in front of it.

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Toxic-Pocky In reply to Crossdressing-lurker [2012-06-11 19:56:50 +0000 UTC]

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Temporal-Lizardo [2011-10-21 06:59:36 +0000 UTC]

Is there a plz verison of this stamp?
I need it. But I don't have premium.
DON'T DENY THIS SCIENTIST THIS STAMP!

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newwolfstylebymk [2011-10-16 02:04:38 +0000 UTC]

Do not settle for painting the fur?

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OliveTheBreloom [2011-10-02 17:01:13 +0000 UTC]

Haha, this is so true.

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Invader-Nix [2011-05-30 21:02:52 +0000 UTC]

...perhaps they tried to create secret military dogs, and messed up?

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A-Gaming-Fox22 In reply to Invader-Nix [2016-08-28 04:13:08 +0000 UTC]

How would rainbows get mixed with camo?
was one of the scientists colorblind?

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Crossdressing-lurker In reply to Invader-Nix [2012-06-11 20:03:15 +0000 UTC]

WHY would a secret military dog have rainbow fur and a shit ton of piercings? They'd stick out like a sore thumb in any operation.

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xXAli-CatXx In reply to Crossdressing-lurker [2013-06-01 18:34:25 +0000 UTC]

Because people would think they were weak and a pussy when they are actually.... weak and a pussy.. I see your point....

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SterlingKato [2010-12-05 23:02:19 +0000 UTC]

LOL
I find sparkle animals amusing... I made one once to see if I could actually concentrate long enough to put all the bloody accessories on it, and failed. My sparkledog failed... D|
Ah well.. I guess it's not my taste.

This stamp made me laugh though XD

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GloriousAngel [2010-11-16 16:51:22 +0000 UTC]

good thing no one cares what scientist makes now a days :>

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Miiroku [2010-11-15 08:32:23 +0000 UTC]

I love this.

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Aroruusu [2010-10-31 10:23:32 +0000 UTC]

But didn't yoo know, behind the labz, there's sparkledog factories!!1

Sparkledogs amuse me, but oftenly their stories don't.

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Ginnunga [2010-10-02 17:00:18 +0000 UTC]

BY A FREAK SCIENTIFIC ACCIDENT,
MY FURSONA AKIRUUUUU WAS ACCIDENTLY BORN WITH RAINBOW LEG WARMERS AND HUMAN HAIR PARTED INTO BRAIDS.

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AngstfulGlee In reply to Ginnunga [2010-12-28 01:07:42 +0000 UTC]

BY THE WAY, I'M A DEMON FROM HEAVEN AND I'M BISEXUAL

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Ginnunga In reply to AngstfulGlee [2010-12-28 02:48:52 +0000 UTC]

OH, KINKY BBY.

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Shopi-Star [2010-09-19 01:21:17 +0000 UTC]

Probably to sell them and MAEK MOAR MONEYS.

lol

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LittleDeadFly [2010-08-29 15:51:58 +0000 UTC]

Clearly those who use the "created by scientists route" are either unimaginative or know nothing about real scientists.

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timcanpy93 [2010-08-20 04:45:52 +0000 UTC]

i even didnt knew about the sparkledog, they are weird, & i dunno how they can walk with leg warmers

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timberfang [2010-07-21 15:12:00 +0000 UTC]

Whoa whoa whoa,people saying they make them labs? lol SPARKLE DOGS MAKE ME LOL.

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Kitsume-the-wolf [2010-07-02 10:45:31 +0000 UTC]

though i dont like to call Kitsume a sparkle dog i guess he is under the classification for one plus some people like to call them Fursonas or OCs rather than sparkle dog which makes them sound homosexual...

yes my "sparkle dog" has powers but its all art and imagination, why let people crush your dreams and what you want to do?

but i actually use my one for stories excetra

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suggraw [2010-06-29 09:41:55 +0000 UTC]

камон кстати в реальной жизни знаешь сколько бабла на глэм тп можно нарубить создав какого нить спаркле ._.

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