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I had to do it, even though this meme is technically for the books and not the show...BUT WHATEVER. Also, please note that these questions were all answered only having had seen all of the show's seasons and reading one and 1/3 of the books, so I dunno anything beyond that...please don't spoil it for me or judge for my lack of knowledge. LOL
1. Why did you first pick up the book?
I found a really good deal online for the first four in the series for about twelve bucks, so I started reading them. But before that, =Eesiree got me addicted to the show, so it's really her fault I'm hooked on it now. xD
2. Who is your favourite Character?
Like most other people (lol), the Hound's my favourite. I think his character's pretty epic and his relationships with the other characters are amazing and interesting, and I love that even though half his face is burned off he still retains very little drama; not to mention I love servant or "dog" characters. <33 I also really like Tyrion, Bronn, Ned, Littlefinger, Stannis (in the books), Tywin, Jaqen, Arya, Drogo, and sooo many more. <33
3. What is your favourite canon ship?
Shae and Tyrion! ;u; At first I doubted her relationship with him, but they're sooo cute together; she's so awesome and accepting, not to mention she's got a great character even when Tyrion's not around. I just think they're great. I also really enjoy Stannis x Melisandre for some odd reason... o3o (and also Renley x Loris ohoho)
4. What is your favourite non-canon ship?
UHHH I dunno, I guess I like most crack, though I can't think of any D: *cough* Joffrey x Sandor *cough hack*
5. Who is you least favoirte Character?
Sansa - she's a spoiled brat, and when she's not being a spoiled brat she's being a damsel in distress with the same stupid look on her face
Theon - he's a monumental failure at life who always seems to bite off WAY more than he can chew, and he ends up making himself look like a dumbass :I not to mention he's ugly
Melisandre - she's an ass-witch with ego inflation, and I hate the religious ramblings that makes her just not care about anything; I also hate how she manipulates Stannis even though he's obviously pretty weak against that kind of stuff D:<
6. What is your favourite theory?
Since I'm not really a part of any online forums that discuss stuff like that, I know very very little about fan speculation or theories or anything else... So I Googled some, and found a list of seven of them that I just picked one from. xD I ended up choosing Nedbert, the theory that Ned and Robert used to have a very close relationship when they were younger and living together. Pft whatever man xd
7. Who is going to be the Stark in winterfell in the end?
FUCKING RICKON MAN. lol naw I'm guessing Sansa... or Arya. One of the girls. x3
8. What is your favourite scene?
Any parts where the Hound is forced to face his fear of fire, which is ADORABLE ASDFG (or any parts featuring the Hound, especially with either Bronn or Arya). I also really like the part in the first book/season where Tyrion just slaps Joffrey around because it's hilarious.
9. You ca sleep with any one in these books who is it?
JAIME LANNISTER. unf <3
10. You can kill any one who is it?
Fucking Joffrey man. He's just sooo terrible...I mean, he's a great villain, but that's also what makes him so intolerable and awful and ugh. His stupid sniveling face and those cold eyes and asdfgh just horrible man. Not to mention if I kill him everyone would love me. xD I'd also love to kill Cersei.
11. What is your favourite quote?
"Fuck the king." ~ the Hound
12. One last thing?
RIP Grey Wind and Lady. D: They were such good wolves, and both of their deaths were tragic... Also, I'm not tagging anyone. Do it if you wanna. x3
Characters (c) George RR Martin (or whatever his name is)
Meme (c) ~Wolfsister
Art (c) *DoctorCritical
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Comments: 45
You have no regrets for the 4th one
I have no Yiggrets for reading it-
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Sansa is boring and useless to me. Not because she's girly. It's because she because she told Cersei her father's plans, is snobby, and not as smart like her fans pretend she is.
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Β I agree completely. Like seriously she is the most unStarkiest Stark in the entire series
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Haha love your style!
Well I pity Theon for what Ramsay does to him (I don't like him!) .. and YESSSSS it would definitely be Jaime if I can choose anyone! He's also my favorite character (after season 3 / A Storm of Swords) and he's just amazing. I'd kill Ramsay. Ughhh. But I haven't read anything deeper about him (I'm nearly finished with ASOS) so I'll wait and see ...Β
My favorite ship ever is Jaime and Brienne. As much as I read / watch films and television, I've never truly shipped anyone until them. XD
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Β man this meme was forever ago, I think I was only on the first book... my opinions on things have SERIOUSLY CHANGED OMGΒ
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Melisandre's not my favorite because she reminds me of those weird cultists and I HATE her on the show because she sexually abused Gendry who didn't deserve that treatment.
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she IS one of those weird cultists bahaha
Β I just hate her flippant attitude
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I hope she dies a horrible death.
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I would like to rudely (attempt to) rebut your opinion of Theon because I am a terrible person with no tact whatsoever and bagfuls of fondness for Theon. (I am also aware that this comment is like six months late, so sorry. 
"Theon - he's a monumental failure at life who always seems to bite off WAY more than he can chew, and he ends up making himself look like a dumbass :I not to mention he's ugly" O.O ~ Cue faux-outraged gasp. *Go drama!*Β
Monumental failure at life who always seems to bite off WAY more than he can chew? But what other option did he have besides taking over Winterfell? Objectively speaking, two - Firstly, remaining with Robb, and secondly, following his father's orders.Β
But Theon was a hostage in Winterfell and treated as one - you saw how Catelyn mistrusted him, how Rodrick chastised him, how Ned used him, a highborn lord and heir, as a squire for his enemy, how Tyrion shamed him and how, naturally, everyone who fought in the Greyjoy rebellions would despise him. Except for Robb and perhaps his siblings, hatred was all he, even as a child, received in Winterfell, but would you forsake your family's love, (we know for sure that Alannys and Asha Greyjoy loved him,) and your homeland's faith over one person's acceptance (and a fortful of hatred)? If you attempt to rebut this point with "but his family DIDN'T love him - Balon was cold to him and brutally criticizing his every misstep, his uncles dismissive, his sister taunting and his soldiers chafed under his thumb -" I would like to remind you of this. You are a young boy of ten, snatched away from your (mostly) loving family and your inheritance and glorious purpose, (no laughing,) into an icy world full of strangers who hate you for what seems like no reason and governed by those who oppressed your kin and slaughtered your brothers. Obviously you cling to your beautiful past and the thought that you can one day return to it, and, in Theon Greyjoy's case, that one day you can return to where you belong, to your mother's love and your people's acceptance, something that I myself, as somebody who is technically a child, (screw you, using English properly doesn't mean I'm seventy,
He could've followed his father's orders? Right, let's pretend that Theon Greyjoy did follow his father's orders. The fact that his task was inferior to his sister's caused his inferiority issues to flare up viciously, and he knew that reaving would never prove to anybody that his allegiance wasn't to the Starks - to do that, he had to do something in direct opposition to the Starks, and the least bloody one was taking Winterfell. Again, I would like to remind everybody that Theon Greyjoy had enough (justified) issues to fill a house - abandonment issues, daddy issues, GETTING STUCK IN A FORT FULL OF YOUR ENEMIES ISSUES, etc, which compelled him to search for reassurance and love and to 'prove himself' to his family.Β
"Not to mention he's ugly." Maybe HBO Theon isn't eye candy as much as some others, but beauty is subjective, amirite? He looks pretty decent to me. (And quite a few others, if the fanfiction is to be believed. XD.) Besides, book!Theon is described as "a lean, dark, handsome youth." See:Β awoiaf.westeros.org/images/7/7β¦ Yay! That is _very_ much eye candy.Β
And therefore none of your points stand and THEON IS WONDERFUL.Β
Uhm. Yes. Apologies,Β I debate, and speak like a debater, have forced you to live with it. ... I put smileys in! Smileys are appeasing, no? O.O
Also, if you actually bothered to read the monstrous rant that I just wrote, you are a genius and have my utmost respect.Β
Your art's really quite nice, though - I enjoyed it very much indeed.Β
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Haha nice point! I think Alfie Allen also looks much better in real life XD And in the books not all of them are described as so handsome and good-looking too. I won't want to be in Theon's place though. Poor Theon ... his family issues (more than the Lannisters? No?) must be a huge impact on him.Β
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Hur hur Tyrion and Shae, there gonna have a touching reunion
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Β ugh I made this meme too soon as far as that couple is concerned xD
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Try 'kitten theory'.
Yup.
Tommen's kittens controls the world.
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Β ser pounce?
Β more like SER MURDER
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Hear, hear. 
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Hi. I like how you draw the character ^^
And it's very funny because... so much change over the serie ! Please, could you make another GOT Meme once you have finished the fifth, I would be veryyyyyyyy curious to see it !
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Β LOL maybe, if I can ever get past that book xD it's sooo boring
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I know... I was kinda bored through some chapters too (sorry for the fans, but I don't like Jon's chapters very much ^^' ). I guess it's just a question of perspective. Now I'm rereading all the books, and very surprisingly, some chapters that made me almost Β are the most interesting for me now, because I can know understand a lot of clues and imporrtant details...
Β Β But yeah, it's a bit boring sometimes. Just wanna say that once you get past that part........ (no word, you'll just won't be able to stop)Β
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I think GhostxArm is a great pairing. It's like the ever so popular warriors crack pairing of JaypawxStick.
Besides, I love the wolves. All of them. ^^
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urrrrrgh I still just love the way you draw the Hound ;n;
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:V I will withold myself from lecturing you on sansa, but otherwise, FJKLSF DJ I need to do this one. fricken shae and tyrion man. <3 and the wolves. the lovelies. ;-;
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LOL you and everybody else man...apparently I'm the only one who still hates her xD
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he's totally okay with me now that he's not a dickface
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you guys got me addicted :T
Not that I dont like it...
No I love it!
But I read the first 2 books over the cruise and my mom doesn't know I watch the show so shhhhhhhh XD
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Hahaha me too I'm almost finished with the third book and I've secretly watched all four seasons without any of my family knowing. Come on, watching GoT doesn't mean I'm going to go off taking drugs and hooking up with random creepy men in strip clubs or anything! I'm also not going to go kill anyone either. Ughh they don't understand, these parentsΒ
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LOL does she not like you watching sex or violence? x3
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No, no she does not. XD
She says its legal porn :T
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LOL that's hilarious xD
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But it's only borderline porn XD
I'm a girl. I see it like everyday.
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I need to start reading them...Done the first 2 seasons of the tv show in 4 days - NOT HEALTHY DO NOT RECOMMEND.
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LOL I did it in about a week, but I had other stuff to do so I couldn't x3
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I had GOT on the brain. I swear I've gone insane. EVERYTHING I LOVE DIES.
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Aww my fav character is in your complete hate one xD Oh well haha xD Still love Sansa regardless bahhaa but this is tons of fun ;A; I feel a need to do this meme as well <3 How far in the books are you? I am curious as I am in the fourth book now xD
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I'm like, a fourth through Clash of Kings xD It's going slow because there's a lot of boring Jon and Theon stuff D:<
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Ugh I hate Theon with a passion xD it is not may have at all xD I just want to be like... lets get to the people I like to read about like... Tyrion <3 Never a dull moment in his chapters xD But you can do it Doc!
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LOL one of Theon's is the only chapter that I've skipped so far...I started to read it, he instantly started like undressing a girl right off the bat, and I was like fuck this shit xD
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this makes me a combined happy and sad oh goooooood I was smiling and snickering until the end and now I am crying
Arya and Rickon are like me favorite little hell raising starks <3 and Shae and Tyrion oh goodness
//crawls away to sob and read books in corner//
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Oh God no emberrrr *sobs*
*clings*
ALL THE PEOPLE I LOVE WILL DIE
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all the people you love will die and then you'll be stuck with a few choices to love and you'll be conflicted and GEORGE RR MARTIN WHYYYYYYYYYYYY π: 0 β©: 0
Hahaha everyone you know and love will dieeeee
I'm on the fifth book XD
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