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DoctorCritical — oh my god it's a selfie
Published: 2014-06-06 22:36:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 782; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 4
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SOMEONE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHOOT ME BEFORE I DO ANY MORE DAMAGE
yeah so this is Doc
taking a celebratory selfie because it was my LAST DAY AT WORK HELL YEEAAHH I'm so sick of that fucking place, it made me so mad and sad and terrible and stressed Dx today was pretty stressful but at least it was MY LAST DAY HELL YEEEAAAHH
Doc, amazing photography (c) DoctorCritical
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excuse me ma'am
i'm afraid i'm going to have to put you under arrest
for bein' FUCKIN HOT AAAAY
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WHOA WHOA
I'm not hot
I can prove it
JUST DON'T TAKE ME TO JAIL, I CAN'T MAKE IT IN JAIL
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IT'S JAIL FOR HOTTIES
YOU'LL DEFINITELY MAKE IT IN THERE
and yes.
yes you are.
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And then Doc's hotness caused a major catastrophe
Mountains were razed, entire seas dried up
it was amazing
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and then the world decided "you know what, we were wrong, she's really not all that attractive at all - on the contrary she's quite hideous"
mountains then raised themselves back up and the seas returned to their sandy beds
and the world continued on as it was, only a little more learned about how to properly judge a selfie
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don't you tell me how to judge selfies, DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE.
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*HANDS YOU INSTRUCTION MANUAL ON LIFE
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and then came the day when doc revealed her face
many perished from the "Ohmygodshe'sbeautiful" disease
they will never be forgotten
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the Scientists then realized that this was in fact not the reason of mankind's sudden purge
and really it was because of how people were disappointed at how unattractive Doc was
and their bodies had no other choice but to collapse in on themselves
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congratulations on your last day! You look fab~
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AH MAN THANK YOU SO MUCH
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You're very welcome my lovely
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You're as beautiful as your artwork. which is incredibly beautiful. ouo
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omgg you are so sweet <3
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naw man thanks <3
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Congrats on your last day, nice to hear you're free!
Nice selfie too!
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ah thanks man, I'm just really super happy I never have to go back omg
thank you! ;w;
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*sobs* Doc I miss you and want to hang out and am sad because I know see you in months.
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I'm moving back tomorrow, so WE CAN HANG OOUUUUUTTT
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AMGGG ESFGR WHERE ARE YOU MOVING BACK TO?
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FORT WORTH MAN LIKE TWENTY MINUTES FROM BURLESON
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:0 hey man technically I don't live in Burleson lol, but that will be great since this is like all south fort worth. *sobs* I missed you so much.
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I missed everyone omg it was so hard living away from everyone and they were all having fun without me ;n;
we'll have to hang ouuuuttt
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lol yeeeeeees maybe I can get you to start larping with us but we haven't really started yet, season doesn't start tell september
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pshttt no way man, I rp online for a reason LOL
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lol but I could see you as an 'Merican in DR LARP
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what are you talking abouttt
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An 'merican is a 'race' or 'class' they are Americans.
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NOOO NAW MAN NAW NEVER GORGEOUS
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no
no one said anything about beautiful
must've been the wind
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The wind thinks you are beautiful
and so do i
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GOOD THING YOU'RE A DOCTOR CUZ THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE MADE MY HEART STOP
but legit rad face i wish I were brave enough to post selfies
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