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WTF THIS STYLE IS THE CUTEST!!! i love it omfg thank you<3
your pixel art is too good tbh.. stOP IT
i was planning on messaging you, did you read my mind?? ALSO, YOU WERE GONE FOR THE LONGEST TIME
where'd you go ;__;
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NO PRBLEM!!!
and thank u omg!!
HAAHA YA I DID. I was gone training for marines and i had little to no access to computers and not a lot of time!! but im back now and i dont go as often!!
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woah, welcome back dude! i imagine it was really tough.. how'd it go? do you have any interesting stories? :Π·
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jesus that comment was so long im sorry
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yeah! it was basically hell, you can search up videos to see like snippets of it (marine corps bootcamp)! Β a lot of screaming and exercise as punishments. but its over now and i look back and had a really great time. but yeah, i mean i cant really remember a lot of them because i forgot most of them and most of the things we found funny was extremely stressful. like for me, i think the most crazy story have is when i was in the pits (on a shooting range where all the targets are stored), and we had just walked in basically and they were counting off numbers for us to go to targets but apparently one of the instructors thought i had an attitude and laughed/smiled (thats basically a no no haha). so he told another one of the instructors and they put me next to the hut which is literally where all the instructors gather and all i can really say is that they were yelling, making me scream back at them. they told me to scream out of my eyes, my nose, my ears and over and over again. he made me scream lyrics to songs i cant really remember and he told me he was gonna drop me down to another conpany (literally the worst thing that can happen to you because you stay longer on the island in training). so hes yelling, im yelling and he's threathening to drop me and im like literally on the verge of tears because i wanted to go home and not get dropped. and then it happens, a tear rolls down my cheeks and the instructors just starts screaming and he wipes the tear off my cheek and puts it in his mouth and starts screaming "YOUR SOUL IS MINE NOW" and im all like AYE SIR (because we have to say that to everything they say basically.) and more instructors come around after noticing my tears and they just go crazy and scream and they made managing the pits 10x harder than it actually needed to be by making do stuff on my tip toes and screaming at the same time and they said i was fucking up the other persons score because its hard to do all this and give accurate scores. and the shooting day is finally over but the instructors still wanted to mess with me so they are making run back and forth. run this way, run that way. honestly i was so exhausted Β i dont even know how i managed to continue running back and forth. and as we are marching back home i had to scream in the formation for my senior drill instructor to save me and he just flicked me off hahah and we finally got back home and its times to go to sleep and im in my rack just trying to get some sleep because the day was stressful enough. the drill instructor come to my rack to make me more scared and we cant scream at night so he made me blink instead and he basically just told me my soul was his hahah. probabaly the worst day in my life
i also have this other time when i was on firewatch (basically a guard while everybody sleeps, if you watched like the fifth wave and stuff like that its basically when people take turns and keep watch). but usually instructors come in on the deck and basically fuck shit up and this guy comes in and just showers the entire deck in foot powder (its like baby powder) and its literally all over me and that stuff smells so bad and i couldnt breathe because my nose was so stuffy but everybody on the deck just lost it and called me michael jackson for the night hahah. this are a lot more funny when youre acfually there and its a lot harder to explain when the person doesnt have a military background but those a just a couple moments that i make me laugh thinking back on it
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holy shit that's hilarious x'D and crazy..Β i love military stories like these!! they're so funny
it's rly cool that you're training toΒ become a marine!Β i don't think i'd ever have the willpower to be in
the military..Β what made you decide to join, if you don't mind me asking?
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yeah! it was pretty crazy hahah
oh im already a marine. after bootcamp, you earn the title. :3xΒ
it was really last minute tbh, it was a combination of a lot of things, including school, discipline and giving back!! there is a lot more but its a huge list haha
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omg congrats man, that's awesome!
WAIT. does this mean i get to call you private dogebutt
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hahah yeah private first class dogebutt :3x
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