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suzzen12 [2016-01-20 20:10:00 +0000 UTC]
Wish I was a sex doll
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mrhungry56 [2013-11-25 14:04:46 +0000 UTC]
Hey, doggers, I'm here to pick up my.....what? I know, but I'm only five minutes....she's where? Auctioned off already? You sold my wife to who? An interstate truck driver? See ya, gotta run. (Heads to the store for a six-pack and then home to watch the hockey game.)
I hope you can manage to salvage more from your drive - or recreate some of it. This was amusing.
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Doggers In reply to mrhungry56 [2013-11-25 16:42:02 +0000 UTC]
Soooo sorry about the mix up.
My new maid/ assistant somehow got the orders backwards. Your wife was not due to be sold for another two hours, but, you have to admit, you WERE cutting it awful close!
She'd been totally dollified and ready for pick-up for almost the entire 7 day grace period.
Still, I accept full responsibility for the mistake. This NEVER happens! Uggghh, that's what I get for leaving even the simplest things to the minions.
We here at Doggers Enterprises stand behind our product line, and "I" am the one who answers to any and all complaints.
100% customer satisfaction is my goal, so to make it up you, I can offer you the model that was supposed to be sold at auction, rather then your wife.
It's a good deal, this doll is a much younger college age girl who enjoys being dolled up, is quite bendy, and has an over active libido that seems insatiable. She also has a bizarre fondness for extreme bondage that is rare in most of these dolls. The more you tie her up, the wetter she gets.
I was actually going to keep this particular doll for my own personal collection, but again, the mistake is ALL ours. So, she's yours if you want her!
And BTW, the new assistant responsible is currently "learning the ropes" so go speak.
Mistakes of this magnitude are not tolerated, EVER! After spending a month as my transformed suck/ fuck/ office chair, perhaps she'll be a tad more vigilant on placing labels on the dolls...
And lastly, if you would prefer to have the assistant in place of your wife/doll, say the word. I'll have her ready for pick when you arrive.
It seems only fair that she should help out and share in the 'complaint satisfaction'.
All modification, no matter how drastic or expensive, will be free of charge, if you choose the assistant. (or the already dolled up model.)
I hope these options will satisfy your complaint.
Sincerely,
Doggers
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mrhungry56 In reply to Doggers [2013-11-26 00:12:48 +0000 UTC]
Dear Sir,
I appreciate the quick response to this unfortunate oversight. I cannot, in all good conscious, place the blame totally on your staff, small as it may be, since I made the decision to see that my dollified wife spent the entire seven day grace period at your facility. I must confess that the serenity her absence afforded me had lulled me into a state of inaction. But then, I had sent her to you in the first place to change her constant bitching and moaning to only constant moaning.
Your offer of supplying me with the model that the bitch was auctioned off in place of is certainly generous, however I must decline. If you would review my initial contract, you will see that I had pre-paid for the Platinum package, that being, the drugging, kidnapping, and transportation of my unsuspecting wife to your fine facility. While still giddy with pleasure that my wife was able to experience the results of my investment in this premium service, I was deprived of the resulting product.
As a consolation, I believe your alternate solution for this mishap will serve the purposes of both satisfying your contractual obligation to fulfill my initial order, and to set the bar a little higher in your Quality department. The young assistant you referred to will be a good example for your workforce in what good customer service is all about.
While this young doll will be very pleasing, I’m sure, she will not be able to replace the enjoyment I would have received from my totally dollified wife. I would be completely satisfied, however, if the modifications of the Gold package were to be applied to the young assistant. That includes, as I understand it, complete electro-stimulation/punishment wiring of her body prior to the latex coating being applied. Also, for the grommets lining her vaginal, anal, and oral openings, may I request gold plating, please?
Thank you, again, for your efforts to rectify this unfortunate turn of events, and the personal attention to my needs will be well met by my new doll, I’m quite sure.
Regards,
Darios Donelli
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Doggers In reply to mrhungry56 [2013-11-26 12:42:02 +0000 UTC]
Dear Mr. Donelli,
We understand your frustration of NOT having your bitch wife to torment and use. I will personally oversee the errant assistant's transformation, as per your specifications.
In addition, it has come to my attention that the former assistant, in a desperate attempt to undo her mistake, had located AND contacted the auction winner, who now has full ownership of your wife.
Upon her explanation of the situation, she mistakenly let it be known that the "blank' doll was formerly an utter bitch and the doll was never meant to be auctioned.
Needless to say, the auction winner NOW claims he can not bare to part with said doll, at ANY price.
I have contacted him personally and discovered he IS willing to do exchanges, if you are willing to 'swap' dolls for specific times.
While my ex-assistant is being prepared, as per your specifications, I have offered the choice of ANY of my own personal dolls to the auction winner for the interim.
If the exchange option is of interest to you, please contact my NEW assistant to work out the details.
It's my understanding that if you act now, your cunt/wife/doll can be packed up, shipped off and delivered to you by the end of the business day, tomorrow.
The length of her temporary stay will be between you, her owner and my NEW, very willing assistant, who will act as mediator.
If you do not prefer "used" goods, (in the form of your sold off, dollified wife) we can offer you any of the current 'virgin' models coming off the line until the assistant's transformation is completed.
As you can see, I have done all I can to rectify the situation. I hope that these options, while not exactly ideal, will be satisfactory to you.
Regards,
~Doggers~ CEO Doggers Enterprises, LLC
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mrhungry56 In reply to Doggers [2013-11-27 00:28:42 +0000 UTC]
Mr. Doggers,
I feel as though I’m at the end of a yo-yo, emotionally. First I was informed that my dollified wife had been auctioned off to an interstate trucker. While the thought of the self-righteous bitch being used as a fuck-toy at every truck-stop and dive bar across the country is very pleasing, I was disappointed that I would not be able to torment and use it myself. Then my spirits were lifted with the prospects of receiving a hot young thing, with enhanced dollification and modifications, as a replacement. But now, it seems, I can have the ball and chain back in exchange for the hot young former assistant.
You have presented me with an impossible decision! But in the end, I must make every attempt to retrieve my property so there will be no doubts that it suffers endlessly while providing pleasure to myself, my friends, and well….anyone with a few bucks to spend. I might imagine that it is being used and abused while in the care of the truck operator, but who’s to say he won’t get soft on it in a year or two? That would always be nagging at me.
So if you would please instruct your NEW assistant to make the arrangements, I would appreciate the doll I had originally ordered delivered to me a few days before Christmas. It will look good under the tree in its box, and well give me something to look forward to on opening on Christmas morning.
Warmest Regards,
Darios Donelli
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Doggers In reply to mrhungry56 [2013-11-27 07:45:52 +0000 UTC]
Dear Mr. Donelli,
Unfortunately, due to circumstances beyond my control, you can NOT have your fuckdoll, former bitch wife returned to you on a permanent basis.
The truck driver is willing to exchange, but only on a "loaner' basis. He has made it quite clear he will only swap for certain allotted time periods, much like a vacation time share. He wants THAT specific doll (your former wife) returned to him at some point.
Due to my former assistant's 'blabbering', she gave the truck driver more information then he needed, and now he is being completely unreasonable.
BTW, the assistants transformation if coming along nicely. She should be ready for pick up by weeks end. I've left orders for this particular doll to be placed in long term storage, (should you NOT be able to pick her up with-in the grace period.)
I would have her shipped directly to you, but there is the matter of the ownership papers to sign.
The good news, I can have your dollified wife shipped back to you for the upcoming Holidays, but at some point, she will have to be returned.
As a consolation, if you desire, you can keep the former assistant as well as the wife for the Holidays. Perhaps when your wife sees she has been replaced already, and then discovers she is being sent back to the truck stop life, she will have a lot more to think about. And the truck driver did express an interest in doing more loan swaps in the future, so you can have your wife returned, on a loaner basis, at scheduled intervals.
This is the best deal I could come to. I believe, from your recent reply, that the current solution might be ideal for you.
I do hope it is satisfactory.
I wish this matter to put behind us.
With the upcoming holidays, orders are pouring in. I've had to increase output, and shifts are running 24/7.
The new automated line has run into major problems. It had to be shut down after a technician was running tests and somehow got caught in the mechanisms.
The settings were on ULTRA Doll at the time. The process worked flawlessly, the exiting doll was perfect, already boxed up and ready for use, but due to the accident, we are now having to install safety rails everywhere. The tech was leaning INSIDE the machine when the mishap occurred. It had nothing to do with safety rails! I've been informed the automated line will not be approved and operational until long after the Holiday rush is over.
I truly wish the people visiting from OSHA would accidentally 'fall' into the automated machine.
Perhaps, when you come to pick up the assistant/doll, I can give you a private tour of the plant? It would be my pleasure.
Call ahead to make arrangements.
Sincerely,
~Doggers~ CEO, Doggers Enterprises, LLC
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mrhungry56 In reply to Doggers [2013-11-27 15:00:50 +0000 UTC]
Dear Sir,
This is worse than dealing with the Government. You tempt me with sweet deals and then no matter what I want you seem to come up with a reason why I can't have it. And then you attempt to redirect my attention from my lack of satisfaction with dilemmas unrelated to my issue.
I will arrive at your facility at 10am, this coming Saturday, to collect the young, hot, assistant doll. I expect it to be modified as previously specified, secured in her box, and ready to be loaded into my van when I arrive. I wouldn't dare set foot inside your manufacturing facility for fear I might come out a fuck toy for some rich bitch with a penchant for large strap-ons.
Arrangements will be made, via your NEW assistant, to ship my doll/wife to me for the holidays, and then I will return it to its new owner on January 1 of next year. Visits with this model will be scheduled for July 4th weekends thereafter.
The young, hot, assistant doll will become my property upon pick-up.
If these terms are not agreeable, my vastly overpaid team of attorneys will be contacting you to work out the details of my hostile takeover of Doggers Enterproses, LLC.
Warmest Regards,
Darios Donelli
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Doggers In reply to mrhungry56 [2013-11-27 15:46:14 +0000 UTC]
Dear Mr. Donelli,
Your new doll will be on the loading dock, awaiting your arrival, on Saturday, 10 AM. My new assistant will be there to ensure the paperwork if in order BEFORE you take delivery. I suggest you do not arrive late.
I did try my best to have your original wife/fuckdoll returned to you. It's an unfortunate set of circumstances, which I did explain to you.
You also seem quite agreeable to the Doll loaner idea, yet you threaten me and my corporation with lawyers.
Apparently there is no pleasing some people.
Since this unfortunate incident, in the future, should you find a need to file any further complaints, we are NO longer accepting them via email, postal service, or phone calls.
All complaints must be submitted in person.
Just follow the signs at the main office to the proper door.
Regards,
~Doggers~ CEO, Doggers Enterprises, LLC
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suzzen12 [2013-10-02 10:23:16 +0000 UTC]
Wish I was a doll
Sound like fun
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wybots [2013-10-02 00:51:05 +0000 UTC]
I have always enjoyed your artwork, and the predicaments your subjects find themselvesnin. Hope you feel better and find out what is causing your problems.
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Doggers In reply to wybots [2013-10-02 04:09:37 +0000 UTC]
Hey, thanks!
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