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DoofenEmpire — Forget that boring old hag...

Published: 2011-09-17 16:38:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 1757; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 42
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Description ...She knows nothing of what true magical power is! Have you seen the things I can do? Can your boring old lazy princess do that? I don't think so! Join me Twilight Sparkle, become MY student and I'll show you true magic! Bwa ha ha ha ha! XD

Something like this should totally happen in season 2 in a later episode. Just saying.

More Discord! Yay.
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Comments: 31

ChiantiArts [2011-10-09 22:58:24 +0000 UTC]

So funny!

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TyTheDraco [2011-09-22 21:17:14 +0000 UTC]

Me: Twilight, don't fall for his tricks! Discord, stop this right now! Your mind games end here!
Discord: Really? *Tries to do the same thing he's done to the other 6 ponies* I could make you a better fighter then you've ever been. All you need to do is join me.
Me: .........Do you think I'll fall for that! *Hits an RKO on Discord* I've been trained in mind games by the Undertaker and your mind games are nothing to me now.
(And yes, before you ask, I'm a WWE fan)

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DoofenEmpire In reply to TyTheDraco [2011-09-22 21:23:24 +0000 UTC]

Bah! No one shall stop the great Discord! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

*Discord sets you on fire and then you die* Victory!

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TyTheDraco In reply to DoofenEmpire [2011-09-22 21:31:20 +0000 UTC]

*Had a water sheild* Nice try, but I am a legendary Pokemon meaning I can't die! *Steals the Elements of Harmony from Discord and then powers up using the Chaos Emeralds, going super in the process* And now I'm more powerful then you, Celestia, and the Elements of Harmony combined.

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DoofenEmpire In reply to TyTheDraco [2011-09-22 21:38:39 +0000 UTC]

WRONG! Discord reveals that they are fake and now you are powerless to stop him! And then you die. >:]

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TyTheDraco In reply to DoofenEmpire [2011-09-22 21:45:48 +0000 UTC]

*Sonic comes up and gives me the real emeralds, then I really go super* What now? *Chaos Sphere's Discord and breaks the spell he has on the other ponies* That's all I wanted to do. Now I'll just get these 6 out of here. Have a nice day Discord. *Teleports myself and the other 6 to Canterlot*

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DoofenEmpire In reply to TyTheDraco [2011-09-22 21:47:56 +0000 UTC]

He then reveals the the ponies were made out of cardboard and they are at his super-duper-secret-lair that not even I know of! Mwa ha ha ha!

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TyTheDraco In reply to DoofenEmpire [2011-09-22 21:51:50 +0000 UTC]

>.> *Mew teleports the real ponies back to Canterlot, takes the real Elements of Harmony, breaks the spell on the real ponies, and seals the real Discord back in his stone prison*
Mew: Now what are you going to do?
Me: Trust me, not even everyone one in both Equstria and on the Pokemon World can take on Mew. Discord is cool and all, but he's nothing compared to Mew. So just trust me on this and just leave.

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DoofenEmpire In reply to TyTheDraco [2011-09-22 21:54:07 +0000 UTC]

Never!

It is revealed that that Discord was a bomb and it exploded killing Mew! Discord then took over Equestria and the Pokemon world. The End.

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TyTheDraco In reply to DoofenEmpire [2011-09-22 21:58:06 +0000 UTC]

Mew: *Doesn't take any damage and banishes Discord to an alternate dimension as well as all decoys* I am the creator of everything, I can do anything I want. And just to make sure this thing doesn't go on any longer. *Banishes you to the same dimension Discord is in*
Me: I tried to warn ya.

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DoofenEmpire In reply to TyTheDraco [2011-09-22 22:07:12 +0000 UTC]

Foolish fool! Do you not know how I am, yes? I am the great Skidd Juilus Skidderton! The powerfullest magical being in the multiverse, yes?! Skidd easily escapes from inprisionment along with Discord! YES! Together with his god like powers and the great Skidd's Book Of Evil, we shall rule all reality itself! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, yeeeeeesssssss?

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TyTheDraco In reply to DoofenEmpire [2011-09-22 22:10:39 +0000 UTC]

Dude, Mew is much more powerful then both you and Discord combined. All you two can do is just enjoy each other's company. *Mew sends you two back to that dimension and seals it, preventing both you and Discord from escaping.*

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DoofenEmpire In reply to TyTheDraco [2011-09-22 22:13:00 +0000 UTC]

Bah! Skidd's powers are limitless! No tiny creature can stop the Skidd! With my ability to break the fourth wall, we escape into the real world to conquer the studio of My little Pony! Eh ah ah ah aha haha ha, yes?

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TyTheDraco In reply to DoofenEmpire [2011-09-22 22:16:33 +0000 UTC]

Mew: You're sealed into that dimension and guess what, I've taken your powers as well as Discord's. I've also made it to where the 4th wall can't be broken by you two, no matter how hard you try. Face it, you lose.
(Dude, there's no point in keeping this up since I've got a counter for everything, just give up)

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DoofenEmpire In reply to TyTheDraco [2011-09-22 22:19:26 +0000 UTC]

Never! The great Skidd has only one weakness and not even he himself knows of what it is! With my limitless powerful book, I and Discord quickly regain our magical powers and we cause Mew to explode, twice.

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TyTheDraco In reply to DoofenEmpire [2011-09-22 22:22:30 +0000 UTC]

Mew: *Can't explode, steals your book and once again, steals all of your's and Discord's powers again* I am not impressed. Enjoy your eternal stay in that dimension. Heck, just to show that I'm merciful, you can do anything you want in that dimension except break out of it. Happy now?

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DoofenEmpire In reply to TyTheDraco [2011-09-22 22:37:23 +0000 UTC]

Never! Skidd is too insane to be impressed with your little foolish magic tricks! Eh ah a hah ha! Skidd removes his head and sets it on fire and flings it toward Mew, causing a reality destroying explosion. With Discord and Skidd free, they plan to conquer all races of the multiverse!

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TyTheDraco In reply to DoofenEmpire [2011-09-22 22:40:09 +0000 UTC]

Mew: *Sends the explosive back at you two, blowing both of you up and both of you die, saving reality and everything else, end of story*

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ImRaidAccount [2011-09-18 02:21:38 +0000 UTC]

This must become canon.

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AskDiscord [2011-09-17 19:29:22 +0000 UTC]

Nice. Don't I look evil..

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DoofenEmpire In reply to AskDiscord [2011-09-17 19:46:51 +0000 UTC]

Yes, yes you do.

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AskDiscord In reply to DoofenEmpire [2011-09-17 19:48:13 +0000 UTC]

Yup.

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no1cool [2011-09-17 19:06:36 +0000 UTC]

I liked how Discord got Fluttershy
"OH FOR GOODESS SAKE!"
*poke*
@.@
"Arrivederci!"
*poof*
lol that has my favorite part
They gotta have Discord do something to Twilight and it better go something like this

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choco-latte-squirrel [2011-09-17 17:23:11 +0000 UTC]

Very nice, I hope something like this happens as well.

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DoofenEmpire In reply to choco-latte-squirrel [2011-09-17 17:25:35 +0000 UTC]

Me too ^^

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thps48 [2011-09-17 16:54:03 +0000 UTC]

Fuck, now I want a trans-dimensional movie adventure c.2014. XD

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DoofenEmpire In reply to thps48 [2011-09-17 16:56:33 +0000 UTC]

Lol.

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JimCarreyDude19 [2011-09-17 16:42:56 +0000 UTC]

I love Twilight's eye.

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DoofenEmpire In reply to JimCarreyDude19 [2011-09-17 16:44:19 +0000 UTC]

Did you like the episode?

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JimCarreyDude19 In reply to DoofenEmpire [2011-09-17 16:48:12 +0000 UTC]

I certainly did. Discord is a pretty cool bad guy.

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DoofenEmpire In reply to JimCarreyDude19 [2011-09-17 16:50:41 +0000 UTC]

Ikr? Can't wait to see more of him.

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