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-Full view for epicphail :'D-*knock, knock* "Package for a Mr. Lopez!"
"Who's that?"
"Sounds like the mailman..."
"...But it's Sunday."
That would make such a cool movie :'D
Hay gaiz, watch me steal my little nephew's watercolors and fail at horror/macrabe art :'D
Dayumn eet, mah sister gave me a new sketchbewk and the paper lieks to SMUDGE. LIEK CRAZY. >8B
This piccy's reeeeal late too for both occassions :C
Halloween and 's birthday.
That gai is liek awesome, yew gaiz should make artz for him yeah :'D
I made a similar Halloweinerz piccy, but I'm debatin' whether I should post it or not 'cause I suck at horrorz stuff
Anyway, happy birthday
Captain Mailman (c)
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oh man that would make such a cool movie!~ and this is a neat picture :3
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Mizomim Nov 21, 2013 Writer
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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It's da mail it nevah failz it makes me wanna wag mai tail and when it come it makes me wanna whail MAAAAIIIIILLLL!!!
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nevermind sorry my funny's broke today...
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How did you get a picture of me? I thought I told nobody about that... indcident.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! You should make the mailman from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess!!! That would be awesome!!! XD
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*demonic voice*
WAAHAHA...
SILLY ROFLAC...
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT CAPTAIN MAILMAN IS IMMORTAL?!
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O_O no i did not know that,
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I knew this day would come. Good thing I prepared myself with MUFFINS!!!
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HEY, thx for the awesome picture Dorky! I love the look of das picture with yo use of watercolors~
definately awesome, das real nice of you 8D
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Wai thank yew thank yew glad yew liek eet C:
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OHMAI MAILMAN HAS A TWIN MAILMAN?! *A*
OHTHEDRAMA.
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not really
but I could imagine the ratings going up
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Yes'm, it'd make the fangirls even moar rabid :'D
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Oh wow. This is awesome 8D
Sloth is gonna love this 83 ~
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D'AW YAAAY THANK YEW
IF TEH MRS LIEKS EET THEN TEH MR CAN'T COMPLAIN :'D
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eeeevill...eeeeeeeeeevvvvvilll..............eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvvviiiii iiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllC:
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>:C YOU'RE SO EMO I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE FRIENDS.
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>:C SHUTUP PREP GO DIE. *HISS*
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NOW U MADE ME HAVE AN UNHEALTH PHOBIA AGAINST MAILMEN D:
SHAME ON YOU
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YEW SHUD BE SCARED >:C
THEY KNOE WHERE YEW LIVE.
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