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Published: 2010-12-17 06:11:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 12412; Favourites: 141; Downloads: 408
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Jame's crime, he works for a Temp Agency, one that has connections to really bad places to work.And one that has a "Dress Code" for lack of a better term.
Blame Xython for the Idea
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"What happened to the guy you where interviewing" Jalilith (James) asked Baalithena.
"The Senator?" the Meganekko Succubus asked, then replied, "He wouldn't sit still, wagging on about how he was a Senator and how he shouldn't be here. Now he is a seat."
"Coffee! Temp-girl" Baalithena demanded, "Now!.....grrrrr...Stupid Vista"
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Changed Ballithena to Baalithena for that extra evil kick.
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I'd sincerely like to see how things have gone for her since then. (and yes I saw the picture of her with the other temps.)
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I meant how things went with the temp in hell status.
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Ahh...well it was a temp job
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Given what we're finding out about pizza gate right now this is more appropriate than you think.
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must have missed that one, "Pizza Gate?"
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Devil worship and child human trafficking.
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OH yeah! That psycho who was pals with Bill Clinton.
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Yup, i like to think that he is next for the chair.
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If i worked in hell, i would probably be tech support... FML
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So you are responsible for Vista
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Oh please! When does vista was a God send karma compared the app to the fricken monstrosity that was windows millennium edition. It's about as insanely bad as you can get. Damn thing with crash so bad. The stuff is so horrible that I keep a copy of the stupid thing around just in case the robot uprising happens and I can force it on the boot sector of any ai that tries to go after me.
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lol For some reason that reminds me that I need to get the fire/water safe out and put my jump drives in them.
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worse, i'm the person who has to go around fixing the f**king things
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Better question, how long do these contracts last?
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Usually until the end of the glut seasons
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Would the fiends abuse loopholes to keep him there perpetually, or allow him to go when his contract would be up without trouble?
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Naw they go through the Temp Agency, less paperwork.
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So let them go when their term is up? That's a small blessing.
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Dunno people may have suggested it, but I also had it on the mind.
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Hell is indeed one of the best, but even them dream to be as good as Microsoft. Oh, no, I'm not talking about money.
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Appears they have a very strict dress code on that job ... or rather "Undress Code"
LOL
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Ever since Steve Jobs died, apple has been worse then a pc running windows Millennium edition.
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Dunno I suppose Mac would be okay, but their commercials are a major turn-off.
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Then you end up a demon penguin, dude!
(aka a Prinny)
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At lest Jalilith wasn't forced to get her new body broken in.
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That you know of, just be careful of the copy machine, temps get randomly summoned from there at times.
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It could be worse, the boss lady could be bi.
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I was probing for a response. She better watch out then or he could end up becoming a double flavor treat.
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Worse yet if the boss lady holds your Quarterly review and tells yahya half to join her for date night with her boyfriend potentially.
Depending not know it is I'd probly just say yes just to get over the issue of them not having to deal with the write ups And how picky HR will get.
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And so we learn why Hell is, well, Hell; it's a bureacracy! I KNEW it! So what is Heaven then?
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"There's WORK in Heaven?"
"This is Paradise, not a Utopia."
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Is James given the odd name as part of the 'dress code?' Either way he should be happy that it's implied the changes are temporary and they don't seem to be mental change.
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More the "Employee Package" then the dress code.
That you know of.
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