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Published: 2011-04-06 10:06:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 9193; Favourites: 139; Downloads: 0
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Oh, Sebastian.. yer so kewl.
8D Hawke haz enough of yer bullshit. And yer stupid accent.
geezas, i found his accent so damn annoying...
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CHECK THIS OUT. IT'S TEH BEZT THING EVUR.
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For some reason his accent was the only reason I tolerated him
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Oh mai... and I thought that Alistair was the innocent one
I haven't played DA 2 yet but I already find this character adorable for some reason o.o
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The last panel finely sums up the comic itself.
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Well, technically a lot of DA:2 is full of hyprocritic bullshit.
But this was hilarious.
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LOOOOOOOOOOL! 
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haha!! poor seb.... but to be honest kinda everyone is a hypocrite, even hawke. since u can always be diplomatic/sarcastic/aggressive in ur responses anytime towards anyone. no real consistency in attitude unless you choose it to be.
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I like sebastian (and his accent *cough cough..) but man, this was funny 
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Somebody else who can't stand that Chantry freak!?! I thought I was alone!
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Omg. I love this. This made me lol so hard. Sebastian is the only Dragon Age companion ever that I can honestly say I hate. I wouldn't even recruit him if his damned quests didn't give so much gold.
Anyway, good job.
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I love you so hard for this. And for linking that ridiculous video that I will listen to for daaaays. You're a beautiful person XD
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Haha, I like Sebastian and I like this. It really is true though. XD
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I recruited him once....that was enough. -_-
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LOLOL am I the only one agreeing with all the points? I love him but I also think he can be a whiny hypocritic dick sometimes
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I have that Maker No Sparta Remix on my iPod now after I saw the link the creators put on dA - BEST THING EVAR!!!
And I have love for the Choir Boy - and I have a thing for Scottish accents - but the chaste thing was a bit (well more than just a bit, very much highly yeah uh huh, grammar sucks) annoying as hell.
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The more I see, the less I want to plaaaaaayyy.
It sounds like Seb's getting gang-raped in that remix. xD
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"MAKER NOOOOOOO!"
Why did all of the male LI's have to be so whiny?
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THIS. My biggest disappointment in DA2 was that I didn't get the opportunity to kill him in the final battle.
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LOL THE LINK. AND THE COOL STORY, BRO. <3
I had such high hopes for Sebastian. I freaking love his armor. But god. I hate him in game. I can't fathom using him, ever. THEY MAHRDARD MAH FAHMALEE.
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Rofl
One day I shall make a female Hawke that corrupts (rivalmances) Seb, mwuahaha
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Sinful penizorz ashdfgksjfhgsioh
Kurwa, umarΕem.
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Oh come now, the Grand Mother was basically telling Sebastian that he was a stupid hypocrite for doing what he did, telling him not to put up that sign, and at least he took the time to go "Dude mannnnnn I totally screwed up there I'm going to do my best to make up for my idiocy."
Rather than Anders going "My stupidity and bouts of craptastic terrorism was the only way to solve this even though we could have, I don't know, taken sides *without* blowing crap up!" and generally rationalizing his idiotic assholishness instead of taking responsibility and living with his mistakes ("Please kill me Warden I want to be a hero and not have to live with the fact that I just killed dozens of innocent people durp!!")
Also just because Sebastian doesn't PG-13 sex you in the game doesn't mean he won't if you rivalmance him, which most people do anyway. He promises to leave the chantry and queen sex you in Starkhaven. The world exists outside of the little bubble of game that there is now. How *dare* a dude wait until he wants to get married to sex a lady that's HEATHEN TALK.
Point is that while you may not enjoy Sebastian because of his stupid accent (It's not my fave either), he is a deeper character than most people care about and I just wanted to point it out.
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Alright it's not *stupid*, but Drathe mentioned she didn't like it, and it wasn't my favorite either. That's just the point I was making.
Taking one word and throwing it out of context is cool to though I guess.
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i like his accent. but the fact that hes an li is just silly.
i'm sorry...but i will never have a chaste relationship.
if i love someone, i wanna bone them. it'd be terrible to be like "no, cant touch this"
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Last panel = Win. xD
I like Sebastian, but only...to an extent. He really IS a hypocrite, what with all of the revenge he wants to do. (Ever hear him shout 'Maker forgive me!' or 'Andraste forgive me!' during battles when he's killing the enemy? I mean.. I think 'forgiveness' is warranted automatically when you're fending for your own life, but w/e 
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Sebastian... DA2's biggest hypocrite? Pfffft! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You apparently haven't payed much attention to Anders!
I don't mind Sebastian, personally. It's just that Varric overshadows him as an archery party member.
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Hypocrite? That's new... ok.. explain that one to me..
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Words cannot express how awesome you are.
And the look on Hawke's face! "Okayyyy...keep smiling...back away slowly"
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tell me that you never think he actually like old , i mean really old woman
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ehhh , what did he say 
Just kidding, but i really don't like him
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Spoko, a ja jeszcze nie odczuΕam jego kretynizmu, bo nie wiem czemu, ale poprostu DLC mi siΔ nie chce wΕaczyΔ v_v dum dum dum, ale wiem, ze jest kretynem uohohohohoohoh
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