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Published: 2011-04-10 22:43:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 2567; Favourites: 55; Downloads: 49
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Description " As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job "

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Well, after people shocked to find out Engleburt has a son, I had to go and make his mother and Engleburt's wife here xD Meet Trixie Spade, and yes, your eyes do not lie, all of her limbs are prosthetic. Arms, legs, the lot, unlike her husband with only prosthetic arms. She lost them to meningitis, but was able to get prosthetic ones thanks to her husband convincing his boss to give her some just as he had been given them the same way.

As you can see, she's a housewife, but a damned good one, no man could ask for a better cook than her. Just make sure you wash your hands before you go in her kitchen... heads will roll otherwise...
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Comments: 43

MamaMidnight [2011-04-23 14:43:26 +0000 UTC]

She is quite a cutie for Engleburt...

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DrCrafty In reply to MamaMidnight [2011-04-23 15:07:25 +0000 UTC]

Lol thanks xD

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MamaMidnight In reply to DrCrafty [2011-04-26 03:17:36 +0000 UTC]

No problem.

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Zil-Zeki [2011-04-21 21:02:28 +0000 UTC]

He seems nice... and scary... at the same time!

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DrCrafty In reply to Zil-Zeki [2011-04-21 21:08:22 +0000 UTC]

He?

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Zil-Zeki In reply to DrCrafty [2011-04-21 22:59:15 +0000 UTC]

Agh! Typo, typo!! Please dun maul and/or throw tea at me!!!

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Stranger-D-Eternal [2011-04-13 12:03:19 +0000 UTC]

Trixie vs Cooking Mama.


ULTIMATE COOK OFF!

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DrCrafty In reply to Stranger-D-Eternal [2011-04-13 13:16:52 +0000 UTC]

food will fly at this location!

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Stranger-D-Eternal In reply to DrCrafty [2011-04-13 14:42:08 +0000 UTC]

Mind telling how he met this lovely lady?

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aakImak [2011-04-12 00:39:52 +0000 UTC]

Engleburt got taste

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DrCrafty In reply to aakImak [2011-04-12 11:08:08 +0000 UTC]

Indeed!

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babydevilkilly [2011-04-11 23:30:09 +0000 UTC]

I'm suddenly craving mushroom soup....

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Celebel-Quettandil [2011-04-11 13:32:45 +0000 UTC]

You're so cruel, all this is because you don't want me to ship Engleburt and Madeline

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DrCrafty In reply to Celebel-Quettandil [2011-04-11 13:37:15 +0000 UTC]

PFFFFT But that's what crack pairings are for xD

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Celebel-Quettandil In reply to DrCrafty [2011-04-11 14:49:40 +0000 UTC]

Nope, I'm against infedility, so no more crack pairings -.- (if both of them were single, that's another story).

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Goblin-Mastermind [2011-04-11 12:48:59 +0000 UTC]

of course she a red-head. everyone loves red-heads!

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DrCrafty In reply to Goblin-Mastermind [2011-04-11 13:16:38 +0000 UTC]

yes they certainly do xD

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Rackenhammer [2011-04-11 12:29:27 +0000 UTC]

I'd be lying if I said I expected this, but really, I should have seen it coming.

Wonder how they first met?

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DrCrafty In reply to Rackenhammer [2011-04-11 12:31:07 +0000 UTC]

we'll find out someday xD

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SKULL-TOP-HAT-FIRE00 [2011-04-11 02:52:41 +0000 UTC]

Good thing I wash my hand before every meal.

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DrCrafty In reply to SKULL-TOP-HAT-FIRE00 [2011-04-11 02:57:12 +0000 UTC]

indeed xD

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trogdorboy [2011-04-11 02:08:34 +0000 UTC]

Chuck Norris demanded Trixie Spade to make him a sandwich, she served Chuck burgers to her family that night.

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DrCrafty In reply to trogdorboy [2011-04-11 02:20:52 +0000 UTC]

And they were delicious

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amazon211 [2011-04-11 01:38:28 +0000 UTC]

Well, just to wonder, how well does Engleburt get along with his wife?

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DrCrafty In reply to amazon211 [2011-04-11 01:45:02 +0000 UTC]

quite delightfully xD

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kennybox [2011-04-11 01:37:05 +0000 UTC]

Engleburt is one lucky bastard.

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DrCrafty In reply to kennybox [2011-04-11 01:41:12 +0000 UTC]

Yes indeedy xD

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sanoblaze [2011-04-11 01:24:22 +0000 UTC]

god help you if you forget to wash your hands... or she neglects to buy hand soap.

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DrCrafty In reply to sanoblaze [2011-04-11 01:31:02 +0000 UTC]

And you will know her name is the lord, when she lays her vengence upon thee!

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merkavah12 [2011-04-11 01:05:33 +0000 UTC]

He is a constable on the edge--"You burned down the entire gelatinous cube brothel!? You are too close to this case Engleburt, back off!"


She is a housewife with an attitude--*WHAM!* "Frying pan to the brain pan. Works everytime."

Together they are SERVING UP JUSTICE, PIPING HOT!


Engleburt and Trixie in....

"Til Justice Do Us Part"

This Summer, the family that slays together, stays together.

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DrCrafty In reply to merkavah12 [2011-04-11 01:07:03 +0000 UTC]

FUND IT

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stupiderist [2011-04-11 00:14:30 +0000 UTC]

I was gonna say-- I didn't think Engleburt would beat his wife THAT hard lol

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DrCrafty In reply to stupiderist [2011-04-11 00:15:16 +0000 UTC]

xDDD like he'd beat her at all, she wouldn't allow him to >:3

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ZedHuff-Workshop [2011-04-10 23:42:48 +0000 UTC]

I understand why Engleburt tapped that...

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DrCrafty In reply to ZedHuff-Workshop [2011-04-10 23:48:54 +0000 UTC]

As do we all xD

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ZedHuff-Workshop In reply to DrCrafty [2011-04-10 23:58:00 +0000 UTC]

Amen

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supergoji18 [2011-04-10 23:35:33 +0000 UTC]

she scares me... a lot. is she possessed or something?

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DrCrafty In reply to supergoji18 [2011-04-10 23:48:35 +0000 UTC]

Nope, just badass

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supergoji18 In reply to DrCrafty [2011-04-12 18:51:13 +0000 UTC]

possessed by badass.

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BlackEyeHawk [2011-04-10 23:23:26 +0000 UTC]

Does she have a heart?

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DrCrafty In reply to BlackEyeHawk [2011-04-10 23:28:12 +0000 UTC]

of course xD

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Card-shark [2011-04-10 23:04:49 +0000 UTC]

Badass wife is badass, benind every great man is a great women, Etc.

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DrCrafty In reply to Card-shark [2011-04-10 23:11:12 +0000 UTC]

true words xD

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