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"So! Being a Lopunny automatically makes me a girl! Huh!? Is that is!? Well I've got news for you Cockfag! I AM A MAN!"-------------------------------------------------------------------------
his hips don't lie, for he is a lopunny guy
Being a male Lopunny isn't easy, especially when you have the physical appearance of a female lopunny, much to Dennis irritation. This often cause him to violently deal with guys hitting on him before they realise he is indeed a man. It's even worse at his job as a bartender. Men with beer goggles and his shape don't exactly make a good gin and tonic if you get what I mean. And it usually ends with a bloody mess on the floor.
He's tried numerous times to appear more masculine. He tried cutting his hair but it gre back the next day, he eats like a horse but never gains a pound and he can't find mens clothes that fit his physique. It's an odd situation to be stuck in.
Name: Dennis
Male Lopunny
Age: 39
Nature: Rash
Ablility:Cute Charm None!
Moves: Dizzy Punch, Jump Kick, Bounce, Pound
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Comments: 126
The same rules apply for my male Gardevoir x^x
Everyone thinks he's female! DX
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It might just be the cigarette, bartender outfit, and that "I wanna rip your throat out right now" look, but he seriously reminds me of Shizuo from Durarara.
He looks pretty BA.
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I think we found the missing bunny-guy for Magic Mike.
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Random guy, "whats up, baaarrrteeendeer?
Dennis; *punches Random guy's face*
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DUDE WHO LOOKS LIKE A LADY!
Obvious joke was obvious
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The only other people that could sympathize with he-oops I mean him are the male gardevoirs
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lol yeah imagine what it will be like for Dennis when first meeting one. XD
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Hey Dennis! Why don't you wear a mask like Vega and tie your hair into a ponytail?
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Hey Masterthecreater! I had decided to attempt at making story of Dennis! However, I need your permission to do so.
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just can you give me information of what he and what he shouldn't do.
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I see you haven't changed. How's the conversations with Jillian?
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I am sure he gets some!
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I would make him coffee.
He looks like he would like coffee.
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This is brilliant. And I love that you gave him an afro... he sorta reminds me of Nabeshin from Excel Saga/ Puni Puni Poemi in a warped, Pokemon way. All that's missing are the Rambo guns.
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He could try to grow a mustache. He should pump iron, or he could just remove his shirt at all times. If he still looks female, he could just wear a manthong, and there is the final "option".
XD
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he tried all those and it was disatrous xD
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A MAN THONG. How could he mess up looking like a MAYN in a MAN THONG?!
DOES HE HAVE BREASTS?
HOW ABOUT STEROIDS?
So what, he looks like a female Lopunny with male parts in the nude?
XD
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you really don;t want to go there xD
DIE!!!
Told you xD
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plastic surgery at least?
whispering: seriously, does he really look like female with male parts? Oh shit I think he heard me.
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you try getting plastic sugery on a Bartender's pay xD
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Damn, I wonder how did he end on up as a Bartender?
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Beer goggles, eh? I have alot of experience with that kinda thing,
*downs a few beers*
Gimme a kiss, hunnybunny
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Pfffffft, I wash keel hauled acrossh a semi at 88 mph, you think a fridge is gonna shtop meh?
Pucker up, sweetie pie!
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Would it be appropriate for me to admit that I'd like to make him squeal like a pig?
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Hm, let me rephrase that. I'd like to take him home and ride him like a greased pig sooee!
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Hmm, it seems we have some problems with communicating, let me see.
*takes out his Hungarian Phrasebook*
Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?!You, great puff.
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I want to run my fingers through his hair....then ask him where he got his shoes.c:
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I will go happy.
I really look forward to seeing more of him, though.c:
I especially want to see his Cute Charm ability put to use~
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OMG HIS HAIR XDDDD
Perhaps he should stuff down there..*cough* *cough*
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