HOME | DD

Description
Need to travel extensively but can’t part with your human?

Or does that human have a professional career of their own?

Relax, we’ve got the solution for you.

Our Deluxe Compact Travel Carrier is equipped with any possible need that they may have along the way. We’ve outfitted it with everything!

They’ll have a completely functional toilet, complimented with a privacy curtain, so that you are not pestered by their biological needs! A working refrigerator for their nutritional necessities. Cold or hot water built right in! Do they like coffee? They can brew their own now!

We’ve even put an adjustable HVAC unit in so that they will be warm or cool in those extreme environments that you might find yourself in. We’ve even thrown in a GPS system with a Distress Light, in case you misplace them in your hotel room!

Oh, and for a limited time only, we will throw in a state of the art computer complete with monitors and keyboards capable of WiFi internet. Download their favorite video games so that they amuse themselves instead of pestering you for that same attention.

And did I forget to tell you about the intercom system so that they can communicate with you without needing to be taken out? It’s there my friend. We’ve thought of everything.

There's even a secured seat with safety belts for those bumpy rides or brisk walks that are sometimes necessary.

Pressurized for zero G environments and Waterproof to two hundred and fifty meters of water depth, with a micro power-plant that’s guaranteed to work at full capacity for thirty years!

Is this an expensive appliance to add to your already complicated life? You bet it is! But we’re sure that it will drastically free you up to do more important things and your pet human’s quality of life will increase exponentially with our patented product!

Get yours while supplies last!

Description
Need to travel extensively but can’t part with your human?

Or does that human have a professional career of their own?

Relax, we’ve got the solution for you.

Our Deluxe Compact Travel Carrier is equipped with any possible need that they may have along the way. We’ve outfitted it with everything!

They’ll have a completely functional toilet, complimented with a privacy curtain, so that you are not pestered by their biological needs! A working refrigerator for their nutritional necessities. Cold or hot water built right in! Do they like coffee? They can brew their own now!

We’ve even put an adjustable HVAC unit in so that they will be warm or cool in those extreme environments that you might find yourself in. We’ve even thrown in a GPS system with a Distress Light, in case you misplace them in your hotel room!

Oh, and for a limited time only, we will throw in a state of the art computer complete with monitors and keyboards capable of WiFi internet. Download their favorite video games so that they amuse themselves instead of pestering you for that same attention.

And did I forget to tell you about the intercom system so that they can communicate with you without needing to be taken out? It’s there my friend. We’ve thought of everything.

There's even a secured seat with safety belts for those bumpy rides or brisk walks that are sometimes necessary.

Pressurized for zero G environments and Waterproof to two hundred and fifty meters of water depth, with a micro power-plant that’s guaranteed to work at full capacity for thirty years!

Is this an expensive appliance to add to your already complicated life? You bet it is! But we’re sure that it will drastically free you up to do more important things and your pet human’s quality of life will increase exponentially with our patented product!

Get yours while supplies last!