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“Viceroy Von Klauffen, I’d like your council on the order of battle today.

Give me the bad news first followed by the good news.”

“Good news, your excellency?”

“Oh come now, Von Klauffen, there’s always some good news. I want it too.”

“Yes your excellency, the bad news first as you’ve requested.

Those goblin skirmishers will rush the castle first tying up all of your archers which will buy time for that Ogre army to close the distance to your walls, scale them, and quickly overpower the archers who did not flee.

They will then overpower your pikemen and militia of townsfolk who you have brought to reinforce your walls.

The Giantess will step over the wall thus bypassing your bailey with the reinforced doors and immediately engage your knights who you have posted as a reserve opposite those doors in the courtyard.”

“And the good news Von Klauffen? I still wish to have some.”

“Very well your excellency, the good news is it will probably take her about five to ten minutes to figure out that her sandals are a much more effective weapon in crushing your knights flat than that sword and axe are giving you roughly a seven minute head start to flee with your royal entourage.”

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“Viceroy Von Klauffen, I’d like your council on the order of battle today.

Give me the bad news first followed by the good news.”

“Good news, your excellency?”

“Oh come now, Von Klauffen, there’s always some good news. I want it too.”

“Yes your excellency, the bad news first as you’ve requested.

Those goblin skirmishers will rush the castle first tying up all of your archers which will buy time for that Ogre army to close the distance to your walls, scale them, and quickly overpower the archers who did not flee.

They will then overpower your pikemen and militia of townsfolk who you have brought to reinforce your walls.

The Giantess will step over the wall thus bypassing your bailey with the reinforced doors and immediately engage your knights who you have posted as a reserve opposite those doors in the courtyard.”

“And the good news Von Klauffen? I still wish to have some.”

“Very well your excellency, the good news is it will probably take her about five to ten minutes to figure out that her sandals are a much more effective weapon in crushing your knights flat than that sword and axe are giving you roughly a seven minute head start to flee with your royal entourage.”