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Published: 2010-04-26 18:24:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 1340; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 27
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GREG HOUSE: [into phone] Wilson, you idiot.[An electronically-masked voice speaks.]
THE GUITARNAPPER: [from phone] Listen carefully, and no one will get hurt.
[House drops the receiver on his table and stalks out.]
THE GUITARNAPPER: [from phone] You must follow these instructions.
[Wilson's Office. Day. Wilson, AKA The Guitarnapper, speaks into his receiver, with a small hand-held fan in front of the mouthpiece.]
JAMES WILSON: [deep voice, into phone] Any attempt to contact the FBI or other law enforcement agencies, or… Cuddy, will be met with…
[House busts inside. Wilson quickly stops the saw and speaks normally into the mouthpiece.]
JAMES WILSON: [into phone] …and a large Coke. No ice.
[He hangs up.]
GREG HOUSE: Give it back.
JAMES WILSON: [innocently] What happened?
[House throws his head up in annoyance.]
JAMES WILSON: [melodramatic] Did someone… kidnap your guitar?
[House starts to look around the place.]
JAMES WILSON: Your twelve-thousand-dollar 1967 Flying V? Or something?
GREG HOUSE: Where'd you hide it?
[Wilson holds up the newspaper to read it.]
JAMES WILSON: I am flattered you would consider me this bold and brilliant.
GREG HOUSE: Yeah, it takes a cr…
[He stops, seeing pieces missing from Wilson's newspaper.]
GREG HOUSE: It takes a criminal mastermind to pull off a heist from an unlocked, unguarded room down the hall. What do you want?
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love that episode and scene 
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It was a clever plan Wilson... Until it failed.
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Hahaha! I was just thinking about this scene yesterday and how stupid Wilson was in pretending to read that paper with the cut-out portions 
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