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Published: 2008-03-22 23:47:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 1705; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 24
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Description NOTE: I DO NOT OWN TRANSFORMERS!Hasbro does,or whatever DON'T SUE ME!!


After a mishap with the repair of certain Autobots,Rachet decided WheelJack needed to be thought a lesson.

Jazz was the last Autobot to be fixed,
"At least I got see my self naked!" He added with a smile.

"Just get out Jazz",Rachet replayed not amused.All day he was in the med bay,once again fixing one of WheelJacks problems.

As Jazz left,an evil smirk came across Rachets face.

"This will be fun",he said out loud.

oOo

WheelJack was in his lab,he knew that this mishap would not go away for awhile,even if Rachet did fix it.He sighed and went for a recharge.During the night a figure came into his lab.

WheelJack woke up,he tried to move but couldn't.As he looked around the room,he noticed he was strapped to the table.Rachet walked over to the table.WheelJack looked up with fear in his optics.This is all he remembered as the medic began his work.

WheelJack awoke in his lab again.
"Was it all a dream?"
He felt different,he shuck it off and went to work on latest project.

Out side Rachet was telling Prowl what he had done.Prowl looked in disbelief,he thought the twins only did pranks like this.
"Its not a prank,its a lesson",Rachet said drinking his engeron.

oOo
Later that day a scream was heard throughout the Ark.WheelJack had Just seen his refection. Rachet Just smiled as he sat in the med bay.

"How...how....this makes...."WheelJack was in total shock.
"It wasn't a dream",his shock was now rage.
"When he fixes this he is dead!"He shouted before leave his lab.

As he walked down the halls towards the med bay,many of the Autobots stood in shock.
"Who is that?"
"She looks like WheelJack"
"Does he have a sister?"
WheelJack ignored this as he entered the med bay.

WheelJack stormed in.Rachet was at his desk and smiled.
"Hello little lady can i help you?"He asked
"You know damn well why I'm here,YOU BETTER FIX THIS!"WheelJack enplaned.
"I'm sorry,but maybe I can help tomorrow."
"You better!"WheelJack said,eying Rachet before he left.

He stormed out of the med bay.He was then confronted by Sidesweep.
"Hey there sexy,what your name?"Sidesweep asked
"We don't her name,she does not speak."Rachet was standing beside WheelJack.
"She is 'Jacks sister,thats all we know."
"Where is 'Jack anyway?"
"Some mission,i don't know."WheelJack was in shock.
"Well then I guess I will show you around then."Sidesweep said,grabbing WheelJack by the arm.Rachet stood there and smiled.
"Have fun you two."

oOo
Sidesweep had shown WheelJack everyroom in the Ark,even his lab.
"And this is the best room in the house."He opened the door to his room.
WheelJack entered.He scanned the room,it was mess.He turned around and was about to speak when Sidesweep kissed him.
"You like?"Sidesweep smiled
WheelJack kicked him and ran to his lab.
Sidesweep called out
"Call me!"

In his lab he decided enough was enough.
"If he wants to play dirty,I will play dirty."

oOo
Rachet was in his room,he was tired.He stood up and heard a knock at the door.
"Who the slag is that?"
He opened the door.
"The Twins doing pranks again",He sighed and closed the door.

Rachet had Just finished clearing his desk,as he turned around he came face to face with a giant robotic snake.His mouth hung open in fear.
"What do you think?"It was WheelJack.
"My new pet."
Rachet was filled with so much fear he could not speak.
"I will get straight to point,before you faint,turn me back to normal"
"O...or",Rachet manged to say.
"He's hungry"
"I...I'll do it...Just..get him out of here."
"He goes when i go."WheelJack was not kidding.
"But.."Before he could finish,the snake had rapped around him.
"I'LL DO IT!"He screamed
"I had a feeling you would."WheelJack smiled.

oOo
"There all done."Rachet had turned WheelJack back to normal.
"Thanks."
"Now make the snake go away."
"What snake?"Rachet looked around the room.
"But...but..."
"My new invention,what do you think?"WheelJack asked,knowing the answer to come.Rachet knew he was played for a fool,he picked up his tray and began to throw it at WheelJack.
WheelJack ran out of the med bay.

oOo
Later on he meet up with Sidesweep.
"Hey 'Jack,have you seen your sister?"
"Yeah,i have"He pointed him to a room.They both went in.
Many Autobots Jumped when they heard a very loud scream fill the Ark.

   
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Comments: 231

drmario1992 In reply to ??? [2008-11-15 23:17:26 +0000 UTC]

It will never end.

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TransformerFanette In reply to drmario1992 [2008-11-16 00:31:17 +0000 UTC]

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drmario1992 In reply to TransformerFanette [2008-11-16 01:08:58 +0000 UTC]

Next time,PMS-ing.

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Call-Me-Trouble [2008-08-12 15:50:45 +0000 UTC]


I read others now.

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drmario1992 In reply to Call-Me-Trouble [2008-08-12 19:13:58 +0000 UTC]

^^

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kellroxursox [2008-05-26 23:12:49 +0000 UTC]

WTF SIDESWIPE STOP FLIRTING WITH WHEELJACK XDDD
Sides: >< i dont know what your talkin bout.
...yes you do

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drmario1992 In reply to kellroxursox [2008-05-27 20:19:53 +0000 UTC]

He is on denial.
SIDES I AM AM NOT!

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kellroxursox In reply to drmario1992 [2008-05-27 20:27:35 +0000 UTC]

>D do we need a witness?? *pushes in wheeljack*

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drmario1992 In reply to kellroxursox [2008-05-27 20:56:45 +0000 UTC]

WJ Hi sides!Err sides?
SIDES *just stares

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kellroxursox In reply to drmario1992 [2008-05-28 19:34:12 +0000 UTC]

*whacks sides with pillow* STOP IMAGINING IT!! D<
Sides: waaah! im not! im not!
WJ: >.>

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drmario1992 In reply to kellroxursox [2008-05-29 12:49:16 +0000 UTC]

WJ ?????
SIDES *is staring again
I think we proved a point.Don't they make a cute cupple!

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kellroxursox In reply to drmario1992 [2008-05-29 19:33:40 +0000 UTC]

Ho yes. XD they do!
SIDES: D<
WJ i think im missing something D8

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drmario1992 In reply to kellroxursox [2008-05-29 20:23:03 +0000 UTC]

Maybe,Sides can fill you in *nudge nudge
WJ ?
SIDE o0 *blushes

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kellroxursox In reply to drmario1992 [2008-05-29 23:29:48 +0000 UTC]

XD oh lordy. go ahead sideswipe!
WJ: what are they talking about sides?
Sides: >///< just try to ignore them...please.
xD

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drmario1992 In reply to kellroxursox [2008-05-31 19:01:25 +0000 UTC]

WOO!
WJ
SIDES ¬¬ I hate you all.
SUNNY I'LL TELL 'EM
SIDES DON'T YOU DARE YOU SLAGGER!

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kellroxursox In reply to drmario1992 [2008-05-31 19:35:13 +0000 UTC]

XD whee~
sunny: thats it. hey wheeljack~
wj: err...yes?
sunny: there talking about when you got turned into a f-
sides: *pulls him away* WHERES THE BROTHERLY LOVE?! D8

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drmario1992 In reply to kellroxursox [2008-06-03 14:54:28 +0000 UTC]

SUNNY Thats a myth and you know it
SIDES *sigh Yeah

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KarToon12 [2008-05-22 17:24:02 +0000 UTC]

At least I got to see myself naked!

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drmario1992 In reply to KarToon12 [2008-05-23 14:08:04 +0000 UTC]

That's out Jazz.

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Caeseria [2008-05-21 05:16:44 +0000 UTC]

meep poor ratch!! Oh and did you mean sideswipe instead of sidesweep..... I don't know just askin if not... who cares.
Love the whole idea!! You should try turning sunstreaker into a femme -grins at the hilarity-

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drmario1992 In reply to Caeseria [2008-05-21 17:01:58 +0000 UTC]

I keep doing that,no idea why.
Ohh more plot bunnies
I will after my exams!
SUNNY Do and i'll kill you
WORTH IT!

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Caeseria In reply to drmario1992 [2008-05-21 21:04:48 +0000 UTC]

meh just a glitch -shrugs-
Sunny if you kill that author I have ironhide and my fancharacters
ready to kick ur ass!!

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drmario1992 In reply to Caeseria [2008-05-21 21:39:01 +0000 UTC]

YAY!
SUNNY o0 i'm scared
SIDES Relax bro'
SUNNY How's Wheeljack *smirk
SIDES Thats low

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Caeseria In reply to drmario1992 [2008-05-22 06:58:50 +0000 UTC]

-grins- oh you should be.... I know one particular femme who has a score to settle with you sunny.......
SIDES she got ya there bro
SUNNY she's not talkin about.....her is she....
SIDES -looks quite amused- I think she is..... nice knowin ya bro

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drmario1992 In reply to Caeseria [2008-05-23 14:07:49 +0000 UTC]

He is DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
SUNNY T_T

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Caeseria In reply to drmario1992 [2008-05-23 21:50:10 +0000 UTC]

yup he definitely is... so should I call her over??
SIDES yeah that could be funny!
SUNNY Traitor!!!!!

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drmario1992 In reply to Caeseria [2008-05-24 18:26:19 +0000 UTC]

I'll get the camera!

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Caeseria In reply to drmario1992 [2008-05-27 06:46:29 +0000 UTC]

I'll get the phone!!
SUNNY Oh frag!!
SIDES -stands by drmario1992-

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drmario1992 In reply to Caeseria [2008-05-27 20:30:39 +0000 UTC]

Sides you better not start randomly hugging me again.
SIDES HUG! *hugs
PROWL Don't worry,i'll record it all
ALL o0

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Caeseria In reply to drmario1992 [2008-05-28 06:57:09 +0000 UTC]

Aaawww cute ya know u 2 would make a cute couple!!
SIDES -beams-
I wish I went with someone......-goes in a dreamy state-
SIDES you will don't worry
But who!!!

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drmario1992 In reply to Caeseria [2008-05-28 16:43:08 +0000 UTC]

HEY GRIMLOCK!
G Yes.
>_< GLOMP MAMA RATCHET!
*glomps
^^
SIDES XD
Prowl is recording.
SUNNY o0

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Caeseria In reply to drmario1992 [2008-05-29 02:39:12 +0000 UTC]

oh dear don't worri Ratch!!!! Optimis!!!!!
OP yes
Grimlock glomped ratch!!
OP -grabs popcorn and sits down to watch-
Bloody hopeless!

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drmario1992 In reply to Caeseria [2008-05-29 12:42:24 +0000 UTC]

PROWL How in the Pit are you eating those with your face plate?
OP WOULDN'Y YOU LIKE TO KNOW?!

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Caeseria In reply to drmario1992 [2008-05-29 22:26:28 +0000 UTC]

Sorry prowl trade secret!!!!

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drmario1992 In reply to Caeseria [2008-07-07 22:33:45 +0000 UTC]

WOO!

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Caeseria In reply to drmario1992 [2008-07-08 05:09:32 +0000 UTC]

-grins-

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drmario1992 In reply to Caeseria [2008-07-09 18:26:21 +0000 UTC]

Ohh i like grin.LETS ANNOY RATCHET!

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Caeseria In reply to drmario1992 [2008-07-09 20:33:33 +0000 UTC]

Yes... lets....lets pay our favourite medic a little visit -smirks evilly-

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drmario1992 In reply to Caeseria [2008-07-10 15:07:50 +0000 UTC]

I'LL GET THE TOILET PAPER!

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Caeseria In reply to drmario1992 [2008-07-11 23:22:32 +0000 UTC]

and I'll get!.....uhhh the eggs!!!!

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drmario1992 In reply to Caeseria [2008-07-12 19:52:12 +0000 UTC]

YEAH!

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Caeseria In reply to drmario1992 [2008-07-13 23:47:39 +0000 UTC]

And someone should really distract Prowl....

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drmario1992 In reply to Caeseria [2008-07-14 11:37:47 +0000 UTC]

I'll call Jazz!

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Caeseria In reply to drmario1992 [2008-07-15 21:16:49 +0000 UTC]

Read my mind!!!

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drmario1992 In reply to Caeseria [2008-07-17 12:58:09 +0000 UTC]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

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herbielover53 [2008-04-06 13:25:19 +0000 UTC]

man, Ratchet must be mortified...Snake...lol he aint coming over my house anymore..
Ratchet: why's that?
me: cause, I got a pet snake named Bob
Ratchet(goes completely white): you.....snake....AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(RUNS)

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drmario1992 In reply to herbielover53 [2008-04-06 17:42:44 +0000 UTC]

LOL!
At least the twins don't know!
R Thats good
SUNNY THERES A SNAKE LOSE
*Rachet faints
SUUNY We know!

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herbielover53 In reply to drmario1992 [2008-04-07 10:43:18 +0000 UTC]

lol go get them Bob!
(bob attacks ratchet)

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drmario1992 In reply to herbielover53 [2008-04-07 16:08:54 +0000 UTC]

SNAKES ON AN AMBULANCE!!

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herbielover53 In reply to drmario1992 [2008-04-07 19:41:33 +0000 UTC]

Ratchet: WHAT?! AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(runs for his life)
Sideswipe(holding up video camera): and we got the whole thing on tape..

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